🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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pooterino said:
"Does anyone else want rapemurder teh trolls for Cobra!? How to sexhurt Reddit/Discord users, amirite???"

As much as we all despise the glasstappers, especially those who helped the boy die ain't shit gonna happen to bring him back. At this point that if the cops are aware of the low possibility of him being poisoned by fucking seeds that they've thought about how alcohol might have killed him.

It's more important that we remember the good times. Like Cobra wearing the lean-green-peen-machine briefs on camera repeatedly. Leading to Chauncey's coining of the phrase "all balls Saunders."

I'll spare you all the sight of him 80% hard in the green undies but...remember when he sold them? https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kingcobrajfs-josh-saunders.22713/post-8848965

Imagine buying the GothicKingCobra underwear signed by "Jealm Saundemex" himself. That person has a one-of-a-kind artifact on their hands. Lol, jesus
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The only realistic thing that can/should change is the delivery of alcohol via door dash and other delivery services. At the very least it should be limited to home deliveries where it can only be delivered to the buyer's address.
 
Giant Machine said:
At the very least it should be limited to home deliveries where it can only be delivered to the buyer's address.
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Mmmm not saying you're wrong or anything but think about how limiting that actually is in real world practice. Businesses and even cops would never go for it. You ever been at another person's house and ordered food? Well, why not booze? I mean even though I rarely use delivery services I've absolutely ordered a 12 pack of seltzers (don't laugh, I was with a lady and we were both too buzzed to drive so the upcharge was 100% worth neither of us getting a DUI) and some snacks while hanging out at someone elses' place. MAAD (Mothers Against Drunk Driving) themselves would give me a pat on the back for continuing to drink in the safety of a home instead of picking up the keys.
 
harmacist said:
nobody is going to subpoena reddit and doordash to get payment information or names. statutes or not its unrealistic, especially considering the investigation that would be involved. the only person who can be held criminally responsible is that pig jessica, and thats only if the tox report comes back with some weird shit going on. we would all like to hold those reddit faggots accountable but i just dont see it happening.
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More have been subpeona’d for less.
Orange Piccolo said:
I wonder what’s going to happen to Shon…
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i have two hopes: #1 Clint keeps him on a shelf as a reminder. #2 Gerard Way gets him and Shon gets to tour with a rockstar as Cobes proxy.
 
Toobz42 said:
Thinking about Peasant Cobes and his Donkey sidekick having idiot adventures makes me so fucking sad, guys. He was a degenerate sperg but I had genuine affection for him and always appreciated the kindness he had in his heart. RIP.
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Josh as Don Quixote, Puff as his trusty steed, Warlord and Homeboy Scotty as his squires, with Darf as his blacksmith.
 
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
Can we get this thread locked for a day or two? It's turned into complete shit.
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Pretty sure our fearless leader is dealing with more important issues at this point. Not that I have some kind of insight. Just read the goddamn header:

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pooterino said:
Mmmm not saying you're wrong or anything but think about how limiting that actually is in real world practice. Businesses and even cops would never go for it. You ever been at another person's house and ordered food? Well, why not booze? I mean even though I rarely use delivery services I've absolutely ordered a 12 pack of seltzers (don't laugh, I was with a lady and we were both too buzzed to drive so the upcharge was 100% worth neither of us getting a DUI) and some snacks while hanging out at someone elses' place. MAAD (Mothers Against Drunk Driving) themselves would give me a pat on the back for continuing to drink in the safety of a home instead of picking up the keys.
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That’s an easy work around. Perhaps the ID needs to match the recipient. You can order booze for yourself, but not others. That’s not unreasonable.
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
@Null @AnOminous - Can we get this thread locked for a day or two? It's turned into complete shit.
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If you need a break, take a break. If there’s anything we should take from Cobes situation it’s not to let the online shit get to you.
 
AnOminous said:
I can't lock shit, I don't run shit. I'm just a poster here.
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Yeah, but you might have connections. Ya know.
JaneThough said:
If you need a break, take a break. If there’s anything we should take from Cobes situation it’s not to let the online shit get to you.
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I'm not the one that I'm concerned about in this thread. This is Cobes' legacy, and it deserves a lot better than it's been heading. THIS IS THE LAST THREAD THAT HE HAAADDDD! GAWWWDDAMMMITT!
 
Been watching some of Cobes older shit, got some feels over the goober now.

I really hate to think that we were literally watching the last of Cobes after Ozzy died. He was a weird dude, and perhaps a little off on some of his rants, but I loved the shenanigans he got himself into.

Also, I'm not fucking reading 20 pages every day. But I am enjoying a dank combo (sweet peach tea with Jack Daniels and 7up. it's disgusting but TMDWU)
 
harmacist said:
bypassing regulations meant to protect people to make profit is jewish. you are trading profit for morals while not creating anything yourself. this is not business, this is a lazy way of taking someone elses idea and stripping the humanity out of it. laws in place to protect people like josh from giving themselves alcohol poisoning are bypassed by companies like doordash. this is how the reddit faggots kept getting jugs of ethanol delivered to his house.
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Jews are extremely moral. They have to be in order for god to accept prayer at the synagogue.

Regulation is immoral in the sense that it takes away agency and therefore responsibility for doing good vs doing evil.

I don't appreciate being called a Jew by someone whose ancestors probably abrogated their rights to charge profit and are now cut about a slither of untouchables thriving in that environment: see Israel .

Fuck you, and we'll have you hanging for war crimes and collaboration.

Back to the point: Clint should sue the trolls.
 
JaneThough said:
I have great news, toobz. Cobes cannot keep the ghost ladies off him. Been ouijaing and astral traveling and you'll all be happy to know the Cobra harem grows as he meets more ladies he has things in common with:

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Even Puff found someone to love:
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Need him with Anna Nicole Smith and Aileen Wuornos plz (she hated sickos and rape too)
 
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