🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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anliteralidiot said:
so, when the autopsy and everything is done...
do you think the boy will go live, one final time?
They streamed musicbizmarty's funeral, after all, and everyone got to hear the rabbi call him the drift king of Akron, the goblin slayer, all this funny shit...

Will Clint give his true fans one final live?
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don't forget how many times the rabbi called him "big" aka fat.
as for cobes, i doubt clint will live stream the service but i think a lot of the fans would appreciate one final goodbye
 
Slim Boglim said:
Josh was into cradle of filth since high school
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Don't want to "erm ackchewally" you because you're pretty much right, and the guy you're replying to is completely wrong, but Josh has said he was into Cradle of Filth since middle school. (I just watched the TRAPPED documentary and he mentions this.)
Slim Boglim said:
The band he wanted to buy her tickets for was some dumb emo shit
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It was "Black Veil Brides." Dumb emo shit is completely spot on, lmao.
CaptainDong said:
I think she was the one that tried to get him to get her backstage passes for one of their shows.
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She didn't. Cobes wanted to get her backstage passes himself, she didn't ask for them.
 
Butt_Pouncer said:
Just watched MATI and I agree that Clint should sue these people who sent Cobes shit. Luckily we know one of these fuckers who's even more dysgenic than Cobes himself. Tarman admittedly sent Cobes duster to his door. This isn't a call to action but Tarman should be shitting his pants right now.
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Agreed, the Reddit transplants will seethe but I say let them.
 
Ponzo said:
Don't you mistake Dani Filth for Dahvie Vanity from blood on the dance floor?

Also, i can't believe this was only two years ago, NAL and losing his apartment did a number on his mental and physical health
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ht30Yc2VE6Q
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Dani Filth
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Dahvie Vanity
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According to the law of the conservation of energy, not a bit of you is gone; you're just less orderly.

RIP
 
Ultimately Josh's drinking habit was on him and he is responsible for his own death but you know what? If I had people texting me accusing of molesting children, torturing to death a pet I loved and other horrific things like that 24/7 I'd want to drink too. No doubt that shit contributed to his health decline and death.
 
So now I'm wondering if his list has updated in the afterlife. "Ah fuck toobz, she's gotta be dead, cisgendered, not related...."

RIP King
 
Butt_Pouncer said:
Tarman admittedly sent Cobes duster to his door. This isn't a call to action but Tarman should be shitting his pants right now.
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In his last stream (TAR MAN EXPOSED | KingCobraJFS classic's; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZHu_yWCas4 ) Tarman talks about the subject. And as proof points to more than the people accusing him.
Namely to this very thread, somewhere in 2023 where people talk about who sent the duster.

There might be more/better posts on the matter, sorry, it was just from a quick search: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kingcobrajfs-josh-saunders.22713/post-17219266
 
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For real though guys, this is affecting me way more than I thought it would. Realizing there's no more terrible food combos or gender relation streams coming is upsetting me. Some of my cobra fan friends are getting together tonight and are going to have a memorial for him, gonna make a bunch of drink combos and order some wendy's and little caesers and watch some highlights together. RIP Cobes, the world will be a duller place without you.
 
Cobra was probably one of the least hateable and most likeable true lolcows of all time, losing him is like losing a piece of living Internet history or watching a species go extinct. Truly sad. RIP
 
I couldn't raise a glass to the king yesterday but did tonight. Made a Gonster (Guinness & Green Monster) and tried to get a 10 church bell salute but think I missed the first bell



Been watching this dude since 2014/2015, it's sad he's gone so soon. Just like Terry and Fedsmoker he was just a unique guy dealt a bad hand but did his best what he got and exceled in what he chose to do which was a goth, badboy wizard for some reason. A man with a fork in a world full of soup.

I always got the feeling he wanted to go out on his own Rockstar terms you know so I'm glad it happened this fast, just hope he didn't suffer. If he had organ failure and survived its not like he's top of the list for a transplant so why prolong the suffering to rot in a trailer for years. I genuinely hate all you faggots that made it impossible for him to socialize at a bar or even at his friends homes, just isolated him from everyone so he was scared to leave his home.

Better not be torturing Sickos in hell with Homeboy Alex, Homeboy Scotty, Homeboy Walt, Puff and Ozzy BOY!

I'll miss you man

 
There’s a little black spot on the sun today
It’s the same old thing as yesterday
There’s a black hat caught in a high tree top
There’s a flag pole rag and the wind won’t stop

I’m not crying, you’re crying.
RIP King
 
It's still surreal seeing this thread now in the history section. I was going to say "RIP", but then I remembered legends never die.

:semperfidelis:
 
biggacracka said:
Clint really sent the boy to a hospital/group home and played the "He's dead" card to stop the troles.
I'm just waiting for Cobes to accidentally post online because he forgot the plan.
Any second now...
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Watch it be a cooking with hoarders situation the whole time. The apartment was just a set where Cobra filmed :optimistic:
 
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