🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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This year sucks, 2 of the least harmful "lolcows" died HAX and Cobra, which is fucking unfair, how come lolcows that are just silly and more victims than anything die while actual evil assholes walk like nothing ever happens to them, i hope this happens less, it is worrying seeing also bossman saying he will an hero himself, life is so cruel.
 
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i dont think that many people actually ripped on him, there was obviously the paypigs who sent him shit which led him to be the way he his in a sense, but i think a lot of people just enjoyed him being a weird guy lathing wands at 4am and ranting inane bullshit
Someone literally, not figuratively, LITERALLY send him keyboard duster with instructions on how to get high on it. That happened 2 years ago. The spiral from then and now is so obvious if you tune in to his videos from then and now for 30 minutes.
Would you do that? Send a vulnerable person poison with instructions one how they can get high of it???
 
I at least hope we can get @Null to change the tag from "inactive" to "in memory of" or something like that.

I just feel like Cobes was special enough to warrant a higher class of treatment than the average goblin on this site.
At the very least @Null needs to create new tags for this board. Create “Deceased” and “Incarcerated” along with the existing tags so people can know what happened to these people easier.
Walnut Grove had two of his NAL-centric songs struck down. Gee, I wonder by who…

He since reuploaded them, which I don’t think was a smart idea because she’s just gonna strike them again.

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Someone literally, not figuratively, LITERALLY send him keyboard duster with instructions on how to get high on it. That happened 2 years ago. The spiral from then and now is so obvious if you tune in to his videos from then and now for 30 minutes.
Would you do that? Send a vulnerable person poison with instructions one how they can get high of it???
That's very cruel and evil. But he is out of pain. I will admit to laughing quite hard when he was getting sent Burger King after Burger King. A good thing I take away from this is that he will never have to get a job and he is probably chilling with Ozzy right now sippin on the dankest of combos with some fine goth girls.
 
The simple answer, and you know it's no deeper or meaningful than this, is "the lulz"
and I hope Tar Man, the supplier, grows up and feels the ever growing boulder of guilt pressing against his heart until the day he is shoved off this mortal coil.
I linked his youtube just so other can see his face, not to advertise him
 
For real though guys, this is affecting me way more than I thought it would. Realizing there's no more terrible food combos or gender relation streams coming is upsetting me. Some of my cobra fan friends are getting together tonight and are going to have a memorial for him, gonna make a bunch of drink combos and order some wendy's and little caesers and watch some highlights together. RIP Cobes, the world will be a duller place without you.
My girlfriend and I made some drink combos last night and watched clips. Laughed and cried on and off all night. It's truly devastating and I keep hoping that I'll get a notification from his channel. This was way too soon. Watching his videos was a major staple for us. We would watch his videos pretty much everyday since the day we met. It's heartbreaking. RIP Cobes 🐍 Love you bud
 
Josh believed that when you ate food it turned into ghost food for the ghostests that drank his four lokos. So that means all of Josh's foodhacks were waiting for him in the afterlife, even the fiery fish pizza, the mayo-peanut-butter-stuffing-stew, the catfood burger, mountain dew eggs, and several sauce sandwiches.
 
Ultimately Josh's drinking habit was on him and he is responsible for his own death but you know what? If I had people texting me accusing of molesting children, torturing to death a pet I loved and other horrific things like that 24/7 I'd want to drink too. No doubt that shit contributed to his health decline and death.
People door dashed him the strongest alcohol money could buy when he was at his lowest. They knew what they were doing. They’ll try to act blameless now “well nobody forced him to drink it” but they enabled it, they provided it. You don’t hand a man who’s suicidal a loaded gun and get to act surprised when he kills himself and be like “well, I just gave him a gun, HE was the one who shot himself, how is this my fault?”
 
People door dashed him the strongest alcohol money could buy when he was at his lowest. They knew what they were doing. They’ll try to act blameless now “well nobody forced him to drink it” but they enabled it, they provided it. You don’t hand a man who’s suicidal a loaded gun and get to act surprised when he kills himself and be like “well, I just gave him a gun, HE was the one who shot himself, how is this my fault?”
Watching all the grifters on Youtube many of whom helped pushed the false narrative that he intentionally killed Puff in a rage and the totally baseless pedophile garbage now do an about face and praise him has been sickening.
 
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I may not have known much about KingCobra, but my heart goes out to his father. It is always heartbreaking, no matter what age, to see a parents' kid go before them.
 
Just watched MATI and I agree that Clint should sue these people who sent Cobes shit. Luckily we know one of these fuckers who's even more dysgenic than Cobes himself. Tarman admittedly sent Cobes duster to his door. This isn't a call to action but Tarman should be shitting his pants right now.
Sue them for what?
 
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Our boy made the Hindustan Times. And the Economic Times remembered him as a musician.
Seeing him in a proper headline as a musician just killed me man I’m like ugly crying over this shit. Anybody who knows Josh knows how badly he wanted to be seen as a famous musician more than anything. Being remembered as a musician, headlines of his death describing him as such would make him so happy. This would make hik
So fucking happy man. Josh, wherever you are out there, I hope you CAN see this. You’re a famous musician, buddy.
 
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