🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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First time poster, long time view from the kobraverse. Made a drink combo and it wasnt too bad. 1/3 Coke a cola 1/3 red powerade 1/3 vodka and 2 splashes of soy sauce. The soy sauce came through eggsquizzedly and honestly it could of been worse. I poured some out for kobez. Blessed is the ghost food hacks and ghost drink combo's - bet he is eating like a true king. Long Live KCJFS dark prince and the best smelling goth bro out there, you will be missed.
 
I didn't have any of the ingredients for one of his cocktails so I did my best to channel one of his cooking streams. I call it the O'Roachi-Sama
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Recipe: One shot of Hatozaki, one glug of Kikkoman, one unintentionally large dash of sesame oil, a very expired ramen packet, and a sprinkle of MSG.

Use chopsticks to emulsify the sesame oil while trying (and, thankfully, failing) to get the salt from the ramen pack to dissolve

Review: Much like every single recipe of his that I've seen, I had a very visceral "Oh dear god no" reaction

Sooooo salty, I can still taste it ten minutes later. There may be something to the sesame oil in a cocktail but it's probably just Stockholm syndrome, it's the only lingering flavor that isn't gag-inducing

Visually, there is something I like about how the glass started off clear, after emulsification there were little speckles of oil sticking to the side of the glass, then at the end the glass was just greasy. Feels very fitting for whatever reason

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For the Hatozaki itself, my mouth is tainted so I don't think it's fair to review it as I currently am but it does smell nice. It's a bit bland at the start but has a nice burn at the end, though that could just be the salt having left sores on my tongue
 
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Wasn't he complaining of pain days before the final episode? This wouldn't be a big deal for a notorious whiny dude, but Cobes had the pain tolerance of a pit bull. If he was complaining of pain, it had to be REAL pain.
That's my recollection, there was a couple of hints over a few videos. But remember: he admitted to Nal that something to the effect of 'his kidneys hurt' or 'his sides hurt'.

This is what twists me up so much about his final video on Facebook. It was a cry for help. He had been putting up with pain for quite some time and hiding it from his audience. His last video had no bravado whatsoever. It was bare embarrassing statement of fact. I hope someone got in touch somehow in his last hours to keep him company. Poor Cobra.

The only silver lining pointed out by someone else in this (rapidly expanding) thread is that at least he didn't go the slow alternative jaundiced liver failure way. The only other comfort is from Clint's video, where he did say that Josh knew he had fans and that made him happy. At least he knew that.
 
They dont give a fuck, its partially the reason why Cobes is dead now, I dont know for a fact but im pretty certain people in this thread have been contributing to, sending and messaging Cobra over the years

People got too invested in cobras life because its funny when he rages, so maybe that message you send will be the one to break his phone so he goes live pissed off for your pleasure. Because that is undoubtedly why he didn't have a phone when he died.
There are several things that contributed to his death we can track right to the trolls. The people like “well he was an alcoholic who could have done anything?” are cope. When he was out of booze you could have not sent him booze.

To those who have to live with that guilt. Well. Fuck trolls.
 
Spilled my last drink, broke my last cigarette.

This is for you Cobes, thanks for the laughs and thanks for being you.

Fuck sickos, fuck TROLES, and fuck today.

RIP KING, while most of us won't, you will be remembered.


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Still finding this info hard to believe. Been sitting with it all fucking day.
This thread was by far my fav on the Farms.
Sad that it's gonna necro in time.

Fuck sickos.
Fuck the haters.
Fuck the trolls.
Long live Ozzy.
Long live rock and roll.
 
Great fucking suggestions boys, also that website is 100% staying in my bookmarks now...

I shall make me a demonic gin and tonic, picked up a big fuckin box of the white cans today anyways lol
 
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