🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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BallBuster II said:
Most of us here didn’t hate Josh. Most of us were rooting for him honestly. Dude was weird, disgusting, goofy, but more or less kind of wholesome. He didn’t bother anyone (maybe his neighbors when he got super drunk). He liked to eat junk food and drink. That was his life. He was content with that.

There is a profound sadness that has befallen the Farms and rightfully so. We lost a wholly unique individual that provided us with years of content. When he was in his latest dry spell, we shared in his misery like it was our dry spell too. When the boghag tried to ruin him, we collectively let it be known that Josh was too good to have to deal with that kind of crazy (which now has potentially killed him).

The Farms will feel different with no new updates in this thread. We basically have an autopsy report and a wake/funeral/memorial to come and then it’s over.

None of us knew him personally but we cared about him just the same despite us laughing at him, and with him. I can only pray that was not killed by the psycho NAL.

RIP Josh. I hope he knew how many of us wanted better things for him.
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i’ve never formally posted/commented here but lurked, and have watched him on youtube for a fat while. genuinely crying over this. fuck you to everyone who went over the line. he’s resting in his clock tower.
 
Oxyjen said:
RIP Cobes. I’m not sure I ever posted in the thread before but was very fond of his cooking segments that used to be replayed on MATI, with null giggling along. This is all very sad,
A mixed drink shall be drank.
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That's actually how I discovered Cobes. I was watching DSP tries it with his awful fucking fast food reviews, then ended up watching random awful cooking videos and suddenly stumbled upon Cobra making a fucking "candy calzone" and laughing my ass off. Then I spent a whole day watching more of his cooking videos wondering "what planet is this guy from?". I'm on 8 beers and 2 glasses of wine and a cobra's mist in his honor. TMDWU.
 
RIP Cobes, he's with Ozzy now. Watched Clint's video and it hurts. Josh might have been...well, Josh, but no father should have to bury his son like that :heart-empty:

I would say just in time for a Halloween MATI, but what is there to say? Reddit and alcoholism took most of the fun out of Cobes even before the first stream, and other than NAL there weren't even any feature-worthy happenings with him. Feels bad man.
 
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I can't believe KingCobraJFS died. I am just now processing this. It's surreal to me; somebody I used to watch almost daily is no longer with us. I have kind of become numb to death, but this still took me by surprise. RIP Josh "King Cobra" Flounders. May you find your boyfriend's free, alive goth GF in the afterlife.
 
Ponzo said:
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Even in death Pappa Nips is in denial about what a useless piece of shit that slobbering oyster of a son he had was. Lying, scamming, molesting a retard girl, stealing, torturing animals. Fuck him, im glad it hurt on the way out. Go suck ozzys cock in hell faggot. TMDWU. I think i will go to church Sunday and thank god.
 
CreamyHerman’s said:
I made a drink that cobes would be proud of, it's 2 shots of rum with ginger and coke
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I'll be getting absolutely shit faced on a weird mix (haven't decided what) in his honor tomorrow going to have a hat on standby and position my footrest awkwardly I'm not going to force anything but if it happens it happens.
 
RIP to our sexy gothic badboy, hope he's living it up with Ozzy in Heaven with an extra cheese, extra bacon, anchovies, jalapenos, onions, on a large stuffed crust pizza from papa johns with alfredo sauce with up in heaven. Circle of protection youtubes.
vand3l said:
Even in death Pappa Nips is in denial about what a useless piece of shit that slobbering oyster of a son he had was. Lying, scamming, molesting a retard girl, stealing, torturing animals. Fuck him, im glad it hurt on the way out. Go suck ozzys cock in hell faggot. TMDWU.
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You sound exactly like the reddit faggots did 2 years ago. Buy a shirt
 
I only ever peeked at this thread but Cobes was taken from us too soon while a vicious little nothing like Destiny still walks the earth.

RIP, Cobes. You deserved better.
 
vand3l said:
Go suck ozzys cock in hell faggot. TMDWU. I think i will go to church Sunday and thank god.
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Thank God for what? That you believe one of the children He loved so much, enough to have sacrificed His own son for, is in Hell? As a Christian, know that this isn’t just disgusting behavior, it’s stupid, and to be happy that a child of God wasn’t saved, in a church of all places, is monstrous. Please reflect and pray on your behavior, this is not conduct befitting of a Christian.
 
Jack the Nigga said:
RIP to our sexy gothic badboy, hope he's living it up with Ozzy in Heaven with an extra cheese, extra bacon, anchovies, jalapenos, onions, on a large stuffed crust pizza from papa johns with alfredo sauce with up in heaven. Circle of protection youtubes.

You sound exactly like the reddit faggots did 2 years ago. Buy a shirt
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Smiling to myself picturing God taking a little corner of heaven and making it look like the dark edgy hell Cobes would have enjoyed. Ozzy visits him in his clocktower every week to get drunk.
 
gaysexenjoyer said:
Wasn't it that faggot Tarman?
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Say what you will about Tar Man, but the dude has always been solid in his opinion about the faggots who sent booze and duster to Josh: that they were a bunch of malicious faggots.
And I also mostly agree with his take that Clunt fucked up.
Sure it's hard to raise a retard, specially of Josh's caliber, harder than (hopefully) any of us will ever know.
But bro...I'd fucking suplex my kid if that was what was required to help him. I'd fucking literally fight him and drag him to help if he ends up doing drugs and alcohol even close to what Josh was doing. And I'll do it when he's 12, when he's 30 or when he's 50 or die trying.
And me having this opinion doesn't mean I don't feel bad for Clint, I do, gotta be an awful thing to find your dead son, whether he's an autistic retard or not. So, I do feel bad for the guy, but I can also feel he should have said "Fuck it, my kid is a retard and he's on a path of self-destruction" and done something. Although I also admit it's hard to see what he could have done, short of knocking Cobra out and dragging him into some crazy rehab place.
Because if he cut Josh from money unless he lowered the alcohol intake, the paypigs would take up the load, the malicious weens would keep the booze flowing.

But, no matter what, one sad fact remains: The boy is never coming back.
 
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vand3l said:
Even in death Pappa Nips is in denial about what a useless piece of shit that slobbering oyster of a son he had was. Lying, scamming, molesting a retard girl, stealing, torturing animals. Fuck him, im glad it hurt on the way out. Go suck ozzys cock in hell faggot. TMDWU. I think i will go to church Sunday and thank god.
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Even in death some people still cant stop themselves from sperging
 
i finally made an account on this hellsite just to comment here. i stood in my kitchen last night hoping it wasnt him, i listened to the call and saw the address, and i was hoping to god that it was someone else. unbelievably cruel, but i did. rest easy cobes. i feel hollowed out, i dedicated an unhealthy amount of hours and found a weird sense of peace viewing his content, i will miss him greatly. i appreciate clint not deleting his channels, ik theres archives but it isnt the same. im writing up a memorial website for him right now, it wont be anything amazing but its the only way i can come to terms with this.
 
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