🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Grabbed one of his more tasteful customizedgirl shirts
 
For a guy I never met, I'm sadden to hear his passing. In honor of King Cobra JFS, I mixed one of his drink combo recipe. Fly high on the crazy train, Cobes. He will be missed dearly.
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Armor of God said:
What would cause them to go after this guy with so much gusto ? Did he have inconvenient opinions (i.e. hating niggers as much as I do, etc.) or what exactly did he do to people ? I can understand the hate that some people have for certain cows like DSP, Ralph or Destiny but what did Josh even do ?
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Josh was a vaguely gross, weird dude with outspoken opinions. Everything else was just people more pathetic than him blowing things out of proportion.
 
vand3l said:
Even in death Pappa Nips is in denial about what a useless piece of shit that slobbering oyster of a son he had was. Lying, scamming, molesting a retard girl, stealing, torturing animals. Fuck him, im glad it hurt on the way out. Go suck ozzys cock in hell faggot. TMDWU.
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I hope whatever's going in your life right now, that things get better and you feel better someday.
 
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Wasn't planning on drinking tonight but I got myself a shooter of jalapeno mango tequila and a small bottle of cheap whiskey and shotgunned the whole bottle for cobes.

I got a Nice buzz, twu toobz
 
Armor of God said:
What would cause them to go after this guy with so much gusto ? Did he have inconvenient opinions (i.e. hating niggers as much as I do, etc.) or what exactly did he do to people ? I can understand the hate that some people have for certain cows like DSP, Ralph or Destiny but what did Josh even do ?
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Redditors saw themselves in him and it made them uncomfortable about themselves.
 
I'll also throw my stoopid memory into the 200+ pages in the last day for THE BOY, a drop in his internet impact

I stumbled on the farms looking for background lore for Spoony (because he just disappeared from the [small case I] internet when I was looking for why he hadn't posted in years) and stumbled on Cobes as my first internet 'cow' personality. He was super real and super genuine, giving out his room or brews to others. He did things that I didn't agree with and were pretty shitty, but he always seemed like a straight shooter, genuinely caring for his friends, who befriend anyone (even Coach Chris and Warlord for fucks sake).

There was also a really bizarrely creative community around him who make great art/videos/songs around him that was spectacular to watch, that really showed the boys weird charm in so many different ways. (even with the natural balance of having those faggots fuck with him so much and had to use anything to justify their fucking with him in real life). I don't know anyone, let alone on the internet, who could be themselves so much in so open a forum and still deal with the response and the trollz.

I had to pause watching him though the duster, NAL, Walt-drinking phases because I genuinely wanted him to rebound but couldn't stand seeing him fuck himself so much. I really hoped he would make it out and be ground himself, but like others said it was obvious he was headed this way for awhile.

HAIL SATAN, HAIL OZZY! FUCK SICKOS, FUCK TROLLZ. May the Gothic King Bad-Boy rest in eternal slumber and his family be at peace

**edit to say - just seeing his thread now in 'Lolcows of History' instead of 'Lolcows' is breaking me. Damn, Rock on Toobz

***last time - sorry I'll stop shitting up this post but one of my favorites happens to have badass gothic bells in it which is deserving
No man is an island,
Entire of itself.
Each is a piece of the continent,
A part of the main.
If a clod be washed away by the sea,
Europe is the less.
As well as if a promontory were.
As well as if a manor of thine own
Or of thine friend's were.
Each man's death diminishes me,
For I am involved in mankind.
Therefore, send not to know
For whom the bell tolls,
It tolls for thee.
 
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Just had to give an awkward explanation to the housemate why we suddenly have mt dew in the beverage fridge you got me again Cobes you own my sad pathetic life


I hope those "10 YouTubers who recorded their last moments" channels keep their hands off Cobra for a while out of respect
 
I dont know who this guy is, but I found out he died from the homepage, RIP. Damn, 3000 pages is a lot. Why doesnt god take away actual horrorcows like pamperchu instead? :(

Also, was this thread always “inactive” or was it just moved here?
 
Buster Scruggs said:
Last night I went to bed after staying up all night just for some news, only to wake up to Clint’s video ITT which was a fucking shock. When I finally got out of bed fully I told my girlfriend, we’ve been together for a few years and Cobra has been a very consistent little thing in our lives. I don’t use my music setup very often, so ironically the cassette for “Life ain’t Fair” was already loaded up for a while now, and we finally just got done listening to both sides. It’s honestly not that bad, but the track “Drinking and Dying Alone” hit so hard for both of us. I put the cassette back in the case, looked at his signature for the first and last time I will for probably a long time, and placed it on the shelf beside my cremated dog. Sorry for sounding emotional and gay but I really didn’t expect or want this day to ever happen and it’s still honestly shocking for me. I just hope he knew there are a lot of people who cared a lot. Gonna put up a glass for him tonight after work. Fly high with the prince of darkness, Cobes.

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Emotions aren't gay, CoBro. They're what makes us human. Thanks for sharing, I enjoyed reading your post.
 
I just keep thinking about him being all alone in his final moments. I can't fucking stand it. I feel so bad for this man. It's so fucking pointless: I'm nobody, I couldn't have done anything to help him. Fuck me, I had to stop reading the thread because I couldn't stand to see the downward spiral he was on after that horrid bitch got her claws into him. I feel like I betrayed a friend by looking away. Man, it's so fucked up, and seeing people who'd celebrate his death make me want to just fucking wish the worst fate on all the Redditors involved. I don't know what's really there after death, but I hope he'll finally find the friends he deserved. He was too genuinely good for this world.
 
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