🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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He was a relic from better times. Better cows. A simple guy going his own way, his way. I enjoyed his antics early on when he was le angsty teen, but the last few years were depressing as hell.

He was emotionally and physically in pain and still didn't take the easy way out. The buildup to this, and the fact he died alone bothers me the most. Deep down I think everyone wanted a redemption arc or a resurgence filled with bike, bar karaoke, and the occasional blowup with cigarette and hat casualties. It's hard to pick yourself up when you're dug in deep, but I would have loved to see it.

Atleast he is no longer in pain, and his legacy will live on.
 
Sad as it may be, there are probably thousands of people just like Josh that die for the same reasons he did every day around the world, and we never even know their names.

Josh touched the lives of so many people, and that's something most people can never even dream of achieving. So long as we remember him, he's not really gone.
 
He gave up way before ozzy died. The meme I was raised to believe in is that it's your own faith not because you have a red thread binding you to somebody or whatever gay shit. You see it in health care, some old guy with a positive outlook will live with stage 4 cancer for a decade but a healthy person who gets lost in their head ends up dying from something with a much higher survival rate. Cobes had no hope and checked out.

He's a legend but it's kinda good he's gone, no more grifters monetizing his lowest moments for a crowd of gibbering apes anymore just peace. He'd been dead for years anyways and realistically it wasn't improving. This is better than the grifting vultures circling his living corpse imo. He's at peace and they potentially have to find actual jobs now
you are a sour bastard there was a way for him to climb out. you are fucking retarded for thinking that the people cheering on his death will all of a sudden pick up their rakes and hos and get to work. they are like buzzards they go where they smell rot.
 
I think Terry said it best

"that bird has no idea what he's looking at. And yet, what does the bird do? Does he panic? No, he can't really panic, he just does the best he can..."​


Josh did the best he can just like all of us
 
Just was wondering out of curiosity. As a fellow lolcow, reading some of the comments here, it appears he was appreciated in some sense by the community here. I tried to skim through the op and it seemed more disparaging, so im just curious was there a transition where people became more sympathetic to him or just appreciated his content more? Basically why is everyone here upset about him dying? Im genuinely curious.
 
Mixed up a Baja Blast and some random local ale. It was barely tolerable and made me laugh after I looked at my reflection in my mug asked myself what it was I was doing, much like when I would watch Cobes.
 
Kiwis collectively fucking up their blood sugar and cholesterol numbers in mourning.

Please follow up with milk thistle shots. Don’t take your lovers or livers for granted.
 
Jesus. Looks like our Boglord fell facefirst into a beehive of mutant honeybees with 50% bee genes, 50% catfish genes, 50% frog genes, and 1% wizened-old-chinese-man genetics.

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TWU.

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As soon as I heard "puking/pooping" and "hot/clammy" my brain went "oh Jorsh has pancreatitis from drinking!"

Knowing his cockroach luck nothing will happen but posting this because I think Landlord is spot on and I want to suck up some of the limelight in the 1% chance it happens to OUR BOY

The death saga is coming too quickly. Nice job clint.
Curious on you two's thoughts now.
 
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Dank pizza hack. It and the cocktails we made were weird but I hope Cobes enjoys them in goth heaven. Just doordashed some Bud Light cuz they're out of Busch Light Peach. Some pajeet bringing me beer is gonna wonder why my shirt says "FUCK THE TROLLS AND RAPE" but it is what it is youtoob.
 
I'm drinking Cobra's Mist in his memory. Rest in peace, Josh. Go jam out with Ozzy up there!
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Peace out, Cobes. You get to be done with the banality and absurdity of existence. May something better be awaiting you.
 
PJ's always comes with one garlic sauce for free and without being specified. Supposedly it was a huge proponent of why the chain grew so quickly
"I asked for two cups of garlic butter but they hooked your boy up with three!" Papa John always looking out for the boy. TWU.

He better get two free garlic butters up there in the clocktower mansion.
 
The only experience I have with this guy is watching one or two of the videos where he was fermenting some manner of heinous alcohol but for there to be a reaction like this he must have been something special. His dad's video was heart wrenching too.
I'm sorry for your loss farmers, fuck sickos.
 
Watching the bite size doc and was reminded of Clint going back to school for psychology to help Josh. Some of these Clint blazers have fathers who did little more than orgasm and they have the nerve to judge a man who loved his son more than they’ll ever understand.
 
Watching the bite size doc and was reminded of Clint going back to school for psychology to help Josh. Some of these Clint blazers have fathers who did little more than orgasm and they have the nerve to judge a man who loved his son more than they’ll ever understand.
the people who criticize clint are just Monday morning quarterbacks
 
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