🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Its fucking stupid that I weep for this man. But damn it he was harmless and ultimately one of us in some way. He lived his life the way He wanted and didn't care it's a damn shame he's gone so soon. My heart hurts and burns im blasting ozzy and making drink combos all night. I don't care about what anyone thinks damn it Josh Saunders was a good man and the world is worse without him. I only hope Clint can understand how much Josh was loved.
 
Anomalosse said:
He was handling it in a very stoic manner in that last vid if that's the case. What a little Chad fr, not in the typical sense but the way he just tanked through his issues (usually for the worst but w/e that is still tanking) .
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I said this 50 pages ago but recently a sober, fit friend (who is a few years older than Cobes) had the same thing happen and he was convinced it was a stomach bug - vomiting, the runs, chills. Only by day 2 of it not getting any better did he drive himself to the ER. After 6 hours in the ER they took him back, did a scan and he was immediately prepped for emergency surgery. The doctor said it was gnarly af and another hour or two it would have burst and probably killed him. I think the same thing happened to Cobes. By the time it got to the point of bursting he was probably delirious and unable to seek help. Ironically he wouldn’t have been able to drink, or would have been vomiting up most of what he tried to drink, which could have caused deadly alcohol withdraws on top of a rotten appendix poisoning him. Making decision making harder and the fact you’ve had so many fake emergency calls to his address makes it all worse.

I hope I’m wrong, because that’s a horrible way to die. But what he described in that video, his body positioning and him being dead a few days later. That’s my best guess. Liver failure and other shit alcoholics die from have longer lead times, it’s rarely acute sickness and then death.

The symptoms my friend had surprised me because I always assumed it was a terrible stabbing pain in the abdomen. The type of pain that would make you instantly think “oh shit I’ve got appendicitis”, but my friend was clueless until he got to the doctor. He thought it was food poisoning or some terrible digestive issue. Same symptoms COBE complained about, esp not being able to get comfortable or lay down without pain. The vomiting and shits disguised it and made him think it was digestive or a stomach problem.
 
Anaiah Carlson said:
Just was wondering out of curiosity. As a fellow lolcow, reading some of the comments here, it appears he was appreciated in some sense by the community here. I tried to skim through the op and it seemed more disparaging, so im just curious was there a transition where people became more sympathetic to him or just appreciated his content more? Basically why is everyone here upset about him dying? Im genuinely curious.
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Do you fuck cats? Because stop. Thats a start.
 
If only Cobes could have been here to see the outpouring of love for him. It’s really sad that he didn’t realize how many people truly cared for him. A small group of disgusting trolls, who saw him as their personal play toy to abuse and poison, made him think even genuine concern for him was trolling. He made an impact on this world he never got to witness and brought people together. I hope that out there in the cosmic ether his life energy has found peace with kindred spirits and I pray that his family, friends, and those of us who truly cared find that comfort too.
 
Anaiah Carlson said:
Just was wondering out of curiosity. As a fellow lolcow, reading some of the comments here, it appears he was appreciated in some sense by the community here. I tried to skim through the op and it seemed more disparaging, so im just curious was there a transition where people became more sympathetic to him or just appreciated his content more? Basically why is everyone here upset about him dying? Im genuinely curious.
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My god you got fat.
 
Just as I found out about Ozzy's death in the car, I found out about Cobes' demise in the car (in the same parking lot) exactly one month later. Thank you Cobes for all the fun times. You were a sexy goth badboy who didn't harm anyone and brought smiles to all of our faces. God rest your soul.
 
The Ghost of Rarity said:
Now that it’s been confirmed we’re going to see all of these sloptubers grift so hard on both his death and the idea that the Bog Witch sent him the seeds that killed him for months, my algorithm on YouTube is about to be pure cancer

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This might seem like a stupid question: but, is there a list of all the people in this imagine? I didn't know Gottfried died and I don't know the kitten with the casts.
Troo and Honest said:
How do I explain to my wife, who is extremely offline, that my day has been ruined by the passing of an alcoholic boglim on the other side of the country whom I have never met.

Fuck doodz.
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He was a popular internet personality like idk Jake Paul, or Mr beast, or stupid man who keep making the same squirrel machine in his backyard rober.
Nigger Cattle said:
imagine the pressure of raising someone like Josh.
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At least Cobra was determined to be by himself. He didn't leech off the system, didn't keep going through gf's, and didn't let the man keep him down.
Saiga said:
Josh was one of my favorites. Today is going to be a rough one, doods. Fuck 2025. Fuck sickos.

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I like to think Cobra has a nice comfy plush chair in the afterlife. Just a GIANT, FLUFFY, AND COMFY chair with Puff and has a nice bong nearby.
 
In honor of the fallen boglim and at Clint's suggestion, I made a glass of Cobra's Mist to go with the dank pizza hack I made for dinner. It's surprisingly good and it just tastes like slightly sweet beer.
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He actually came up with this way back during the Job Corps era.
 
Anaiah Carlson said:
Just was wondering out of curiosity. As a fellow lolcow, reading some of the comments here, it appears he was appreciated in some sense by the community here. I tried to skim through the op and it seemed more disparaging, so im just curious was there a transition where people became more sympathetic to him or just appreciated his content more? Basically why is everyone here upset about him dying? Im genuinely curious.
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I don't know who you are, but as far as I know Cobes never fucked a cat, sicko.
 
I was at dinner with my best friend when I saw the fucking post dude. TMDNWU. But I’m also not surprised.

Edit: Watched Clint’s video and cried. No shame. Feels appropriate that I got drunk tonight when I don’t normally drink. I hope his family is doing as well as they can.
 
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Anaiah Carlson said:
Just was wondering out of curiosity. As a fellow lolcow, reading some of the comments here, it appears he was appreciated in some sense by the community here. I tried to skim through the op and it seemed more disparaging, so im just curious was there a transition where people became more sympathetic to him or just appreciated his content more? Basically why is everyone here upset about him dying? Im genuinely curious.
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Fuck off faggot
 
Oh man, I actually started choking up when I was telling my husband about some of the prayers Kiwi Farmers have posted for Josh. Didn't expect that.

But I'm surprised no one's mentioned Country Crock and the literal Tubs o' Bacon Grease he used in all his dank food hacks.
 
I spent fucking $40 at papa johns for a large stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapenos, anchovies, alfredo sauce.

 
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