🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Kill redditors. Behead redditors. Roundhouse kick redditors into the concrete. Slam dunk redditors into the trashcan. Crucify filthy redditors. Defecate in a redditors food. Launch redditors into the sun. Stir fry redditors in a wok. Toss redditors into active volcanoes. Urinate into redditors gas tank. Judo throw redditors into a wood chipper. Twist redditors heads off. Report redditors to the IRS. Karate chop redditors in half. Curb stomp redditors. Trap redditors in quicksand. Crush redditors in the trash compactor. Liquefy redditors in a vat of acid. Eat redditors. Dissect redditors. Exterminate redditors in the gas chamber. Stomp redditors skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate redditors in the oven. Lobotomize redditors. Mandatory abortions for redditors. Grind redditors fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown redditors in fried chicken grease. Vaporize redditors with a ray gun. Kick old redditors down the stairs. Feed redditors to alligators. Slice redditors with a katana.

Rest In Peace, Cobra. Hope you’re jamming with Ozzy.

Fuck all redditors who sent this man the liquor jugs. You should, but won’t, be held accountable.
 
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wow thanks for the insight can you tell us if the sun will rise tomorrow?
Caesar said:
Sad video from the dad but a little late to go to take him to the doctors yesterday. He needed medical attention a LONG time ago (well, clearly - he died...)

Still, his father is probably very sad and going through a lot of grief.
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(Coincidentally enough, this cover was uploaded yesterday, on the same day Cobes passed. I knew he was knocking for a while once the weens started sending him dusters and liquor, but it still hurts to see him go. (:_()

Enjoy the grand opening concert party at your clock tower mansion in the clouds, King. Ozzy and Randy are reuniting and you get to be the star of the show in the pit, where everyone is gonna get fucked up on Cobra's Mist and Screwdrivers in your honor. Fuck sickos, fuck the redditors who have been trying to shit up the thread all day, and fuck the trolls.
 
Dago said:
wow thanks for the insight can you tell us if the sun will rise tomorrow?
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I meant to type clearly, not probably. Edited it within seconds. It was just a comment on the situation, not meant to be prophetic.
 
brapbruddah said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2KdWiXgyv28(Coincidentally enough, this cover was uploaded yesterday, on the same day Cobes passed. I knew he was knocking for a while once the weens started sending him dusters and liquor, but it still hurts to see him go. (:_()

Enjoy the grand opening concert party at your clock tower mansion in the clouds, King. Ozzy and Randy are reuniting and you get to be the star of the show in the pit, where everyone is gonna get fucked up on Cobra's Mist and Screwdrivers in your honor. Fuck sickos, fuck the redditors who have been trying to shit up the thread all day, and fuck the trolls.
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it's such shit man he didn't have to go
 
Vapid_Idiot said:
Tonight’s drink combo is grape Gatorade and McCormicks vodka, and the smoke is parliaments. Pouring on our for the sexy goth bad boy. What are you kiwis drinking ?
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Southern Comfort and the shittiest cheapest mix I can find down at the supermarket. Probably milk.

I remember when I discovered him a while back, he reminded me of those I have known who continue to live the hard partying lifestyle they did in their late teens/early 20's and never move beyond that image of they have of themselves as a rebellious bad-ass.

He was different though as he actually had talent and was endearing to watch.

I also got no end of joy horrifying my wife with the walnut grove mixes and the drink combo videos.

I'll miss him like the rest of you.

 
Tetragrammaton said:
what are everyone's favorite cobra videos? i want to gather up a nice list to watch while i eat the most dank food hack i can possibly come up with.
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My favorites were always the thought loops.
Idk why but whenever he would just repeat the same detailed rant over and over about how Taco Bell or some other place fucked up his order only to start talking about something else just to flawlessly segue back into the same verbatim rant, rinse and repeat 20 times over the course of a 3 hour live stream was the funniest shit to me. Especially when he would finally escape the thought loop only to have his chat remind him of how they fucked up his Taco bell order so he would get trapped in the thought loop all over again.
Watching it would make me feel insane but laugh so hard I could barely breathe.
 
Esoteric Godwinsonism said:
Slimy incel faggot Tar Man streamed grifting off the death of Cobra. Tar Man is the same faggot who sent Cobra the duster with a written tutorial on how to melt his brain with it. What a cruel world we live in, where Cobra dies and this disgusting nigger can pay rent off being partially responsible for murdering him.

Link to the grotesque worthless faggot's stream

Anyone else watching Cobra for a long time would also have seen the consequences of that duster for him. To my core I believe it was the duster that damaged his brain enough to let him freefall how he did. Tar Man, I hope life gets you good. I literally can't stop myself alogging this ghoulish faggot, grifting the death he was partially responsible for is beyond words.
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Know this is buried in the thread now but this shit shouldn't be forgotten. If I can allow myself to a-log once I genuinely want Tar Man to die. What a miserable worthless faggot, I hope he gets doxxed.
 
Bl4cksh4d0w12 said:
Long time Lurker, first time poster

Saw a lot of people suggesting that someone start a fundraiser of some kind for Josh, so I did, you can find it [removed]I’m currently trying to get in touch with Clint, though I know he said that he said he’d block anyone that tries to dm him, so if anyone can help, that would be great. If we can’t get in touch with him or if he doesn’t want the money, we could all pick a charity or something to send the funds to. But don’t feel pressured to donate if yall don’t want to, just wanted to do something that a lot of people were suggesting
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I truly find this trend of fundraisers for tragedies to be distasteful. Not only is it ripe for grifters like this asshole, but even if it were sincere, it all feels so crass. Putting myself in the shoes of the bereaved, I would feel insulted if, as I was mourning the loss of a beloved family member, someone threw some cash at me, effectively saying. "Here, have some MONEY. That'll make it all better." It's gross.

By all means, donate to the favorite charity of the deceased in their name or give the family members thoughtful gifts (if you know them, of course), but just giving cash feels insulting.
 
Love you, Cobes. You weren't a perfect human (nobody is) but you were a kind soul and that's all that really matters in the end. You didn't deserve any of this. Eternally greatful for all the laughs you've given me. Fuck sickos.
 
Urgunt said:
Know this is buried in the thread now but this shit shouldn't be forgotten. If I can allow myself to a-log once I genuinely want Tar Man to die. What a miserable worthless faggot, I hope he gets doxxed.
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tar man is just a grifting sperg that should be dragged behind a truck
 
RollingRock2 said:
I've been a thread regular for 5 years and ngl I teared up watching Clint's video

Cobes is chillin with Alex, Scotty, and Puff rn
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It really sank in at that point. I check this thread like 10 times a day. Go to sleep at like 10:25 pm est and wake up around 6:30 am and see there's 50 plus pages. It's like oh shit, did he die? You hold onto hope and then see a truly 10/10 confirmation vid from bad dad clint that yeah, the Kang is dead. I feel awful that one of my last posts in thus thread whilst he was living was like, honestly he's fine he has stomach flu. Truly I feel cheated. He should have had a health scare and had the opportunity to clean up. He truly was a Rockstar and went out like one. He was so young. Rip.
 
Anomalosse said:
ozzy dying
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I can't help but feel reminded of how sometimes long-married partners die within a few days of each other of old age. Cobes really was one of Ozzy's biggest fans and it must've hit him hard. RIP to both of them, listening to the prince the whole evening, not really a metal head but damn it sound good.
 
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