🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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There's a good chance someone did, but you know local responders are hip to it at this point. This could be an actual example of crying wolf that contributed to someone's death.
I looked through the Oil City News reports and didn't see anything referencing his address 2 days before his death. That doesn't mean there wasn't a call, just that there was no public report that there was a welfare check.
 
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Ozzy finally gets to meet Josh. Can’t imagine how star struck he is right me.
 
Shit. I made it halfway through Clints video and couldn't stomach anymore. If he did indeed die from acute appendicitis, that's an awful way to go, from a completely treatable illness.
 
I never got into the KingCobraJFS stuff
because i dont think i can stomach watching the weird shit he eats/cooks/consumes.

But nontheless there is something deeply tragic about the way he went out.
 
Cobra tribute meal:
  • 1 can of canned chili with beans
  • 1 bag of Nacho Cheese-flavored chips
  • 1 can of processed cheese sauce
  • A handful of crushed Cheez-Its or a similar processed cheese cracker
  • A handful of crushed potato chips
  • A few cut-up hot dogs or a few slices of pepperoni
  • A few spoonfuls of pre-made dip (e.g., a creamy onion dip or a sour cream dip)
Mix all in a bowl and microwave for 10 minutes.

Add 1 Bottle of Ranch Dressing as Garnish
 
Life has made me a very stoic man. I have shed a few tears for our Boy today.
I've been putting off writing more articles for the Boglimpedia, but now I have a damn good reason to put more effort in. Big ups to those who have helped/might help with the endeavor.
 
What’s crazy to me is that this was the one time an a log stalking his Facebook shoulda called 911 for a welfare check after that live.
i imagine the cops are so used to people calling they just ignore it now. or he was fine when the cops checked in or at least acting tough only to die a little later on leaving clint to discover him. either way the alogs fucking with him constantly may have majorly fucked him over here.
 
what are everyone's favorite cobra videos? i want to gather up a nice list to watch while i eat the most dank food hack i can possibly come up with.
The dressing for a job interview one with the bandana ascot, the hair dye video, surstromming challenge, making homemade french frys and beer challange are my top 5.

Most relaxing Cobra video is "conjuring a thunder storm" IMO.
 
Poor Cobes, what a painful way to go
He was handling it in a very stoic manner in that last vid if that's the case. What a little Chad fr, not in the typical sense but the way he just tanked through his issues (usually for the worst but w/e that is still tanking) . I was worried about people baiting him over ozzy dying but now it feels like his lack of reaction was the writing on the wall and he had already checked out.

I sincerely hope all the people that were dog piling this actual retarded man feel some feels now that he is dead and they no longer feel salty about people buying his wands and donating to him or whatever the fuck it was that made them decide to bully such a unique specimen in the first place. The kicker is that Cobes will be remembered more than most of those faggots too.
 
I've been a thread regular for 5 years and ngl I teared up watching Clint's video

Cobes is chillin with Alex, Scotty, and Puff rn
 
Hail Satan, fuck suicide, fuck sickos.
RIP Joshua Fay Saunders
Tonight I will be mixing vodka shots, beer and monster energy in commemoration.
I hope to get so drunk that I forget your passing.
 
Sad video from the dad but a little late to go to take him to the doctors yesterday. He needed medical attention a LONG time ago (well, clearly - he died...)

Still, his father is clearly very sad and going through a lot of grief.
 
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