🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I knew this would happen. It was inevitable that he’d be found dead in his trailer from either a tooth infection or alcoholism induced organ failure with his lifestyle and lack of self care. But I didn’t want to think it could happen so soon. And the worst part of it all is the last video Cobra ever uploaded was a cry for help where he was clearly in pain.

I hope Clint takes comfort in knowing that in the end, Josh had far more fans than haters. The huge outpouring of support is proof enough. Rest in power, you sexy goth bad boy.
 
Started watching m'lord shortly after the first eviction. Really enjoyed his cooking videos and the absurdity of his food hacks. The "breakfast bacon pork grind burger" with motor oil flowing down his arms is a classic. "Thats legit shit!"
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Honorable mention to the candy calzone, the pasta dish he added peanut butter to, and of course, the firey fish pizza. He was just a goofy guy doing his thing and sharing it with the toobz.

Once the teeth started falling out and seeing how quickly he bloated up in the trailer, I had a feeling the boy didn't have much time left, maybe a few years.

Until the Facebook video, I didn't think it'd come this soon. Rest easy, King. You're chillin like a rockstar villain with Ozzy now.
 
Wyoming is a beautifully quiet space of a place.

When I was a 5 yr old little Kiwi I would pray that all the people all over the world that didn't feel loved would feel the love I felt for them.

I need to start up that prayer again. I forgot it.

You mattered Cobes.
 
Truthfully, I don't know anything about this guy. But it seems he was well liked by the Kiwis. It sucks to see someone go before their time like that. RIP, KingCobra, seems you'll be missed far and wide.
 
willyman said:
Josh predicted he would die at 34, does anyone know where I can see this? It was in the first apartment
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Shit. He had a weird thing about the numbers 3 and 4, probably where he came up with that. Then again, one hell of a thing to get obsessive over. That's actually pretty spooky. Hell yeah, Josh.
 

One of my favorite KingCobraJFS clips. Truly representative of how it feels to break a cig.
This fucking blows. I always had this thread on my to-read list, but I lack the dedicated autism you Cobros have. It seemed like you had a great time with memes and your own little community in here whenever I popped in, so I'm very sorry for your loss. My heart is with you and all of Josh's loved ones. RIP to one of the last true and honest lolcows, the great boglim king.
 
Dago said:
Truly. What we can all learn from Josh is that we can be ourselves and what other people think of us is the only thing holding you back from authenticity.
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It's true. Unfortunately, what we can all learn from ~every other lolcow is that authenticity isn't always a good thing.
 
souschef said:
His father said that he found Josh unresponsible with blue lips, that's asfixiation. He probably drank too much, passed out and vomited on his sleep. A lot of people die this way
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Dude every dead body has blue lips, it’s called being dead. Everyone stops getting oxygen when they die. Also it’s (ETA) asphyxiation.

Cobes had been a severe alcoholic for a long time. Choking on vomit is what happens to young binge drinkers and ppl who mix drugs with booze. Cobes wouldn’t have died that way, not after all these years.

He was sick as hell two days before he died, but didn’t go to the hospital because he’s an alcoholic. He was afraid it was his booze related but I don’t think it was his liver or kidneys. That’s a long slow death. I think Cobe appendix burst, all the symptoms he described line up and he’s dead - which is what happens if you appendix removed and it bursts.

Poor Cobes, what a painful way to go.
 
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