🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Matzo Nazi said:
Alcohol delivery really is an insidious thing, even the most hardcore alcoholics used to have to interact with another human to get a bottle but now you can just wither and die behind the comfort of your front door. A checkout clerk at a liquor store might have (and I know this is mostly cope but let me have this) called an ambulance for our boy or at least told him he needed to see a doctor.

I'd love to see laws around it change but there's a massive profit motive that will lobby to the ends of the earth to prevent that. The people that enabled this, from every angle, should really be put into a blender and used for a bogritto.
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Years ago when DoorDash first became popular I decided to do it in my spare time to make some extra money. The horrors I was exposed to by this goddamn app. The amount of elderly shut in alcoholics and morbidly obese people I had to deliver food and alcohol to was insane. Most of the time I would have to bring the alcohol into their homes and their entire kitchen counters would be littered with empty liquor bottles.
 
Left the Farms for a few weeks to go touch grass and this shit happens!? Hope Randy Rhoads is giving him a guitar lesson.
 
Massive Blowjob said:
She posted some clip of him eating jalapeno cheetohs. Be sure to downvote a bunch of her videos then ignore her for the rest of eternity.
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100% I used to watch Jessica as a true cow in her own right (and she is) but I cannot bear to see her smug drooping jowls anymore. Fuck that slag who thew so much negativity Joshs way. I guess she got what she wanted in the end.
 
Jerome Saunders said:
100% I used to watch Jessica as a true cow in her own right (and she is) but I cannot bear to see her smug drooping jowls anymore. Fuck that slag who thew so much negativity Joshs way. I guess she got what she wanted in the end.
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I hope her video packing the box was archived. The one that shows the seeds. She may nuke it.

She's a parasite who knows only misery and how to spread it. There's no joy, no love, nothing in her that's even human.
 
mtaeo said:
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Years ago when DoorDash first became popular I decided to do it in my spare time to make some extra money. The horrors I was exposed to by this goddamn app. The amount of elderly shut in alcoholics and morbidly obese people I had to deliver food and alcohol to was insane. Most of the time I would have to bring the alcohol into their homes and their entire kitchen counters would be littered with empty liquor bottles.
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Yeah, the entire alcohol industry is only kept alive and profitable by alcoholic whales. It's something like 80% of alcohol is purchased by 20% of the total consumer base of those who do buy.
 
Jerome Saunders said:
100% I used to watch Jessica as a true cow in her own right (and she is) but I cannot bear to see her smug drooping jowls anymore. Fuck that slag who thew so much negativity Joshs way. I guess she got what she wanted in the end.
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God I am not eager to see her milk this for all it's worth...

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH JOSHIE WAS MAH SOUL MAAAAAAAATEEEEEE"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH WE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE TOGETHER"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH THE INTERNET TOOK MY LOVERRRRRRRR"

Like holy fuck man... I also imagine she'll drag his/clint's name through the fucking mud as hard as she can for sympathy. I wanted this all to literally be some bullshit troll and Cobes would log on and go "Yeah fuck you asshole trolls, I'm alive I just had a cold, jfc I own my trolls."

Losing him next to Ozzy osbourne also feels like timing which is just... fucked.
 
In cobes honor I made a cobra's mist with non-alcoholic beer instead of blue moon. I put some peach rings in it and of course no ice. Tastes like ass
 
Ponzo said:
Apparently she sent him purple clematis seeds too. Either way, if they do find weird shit in his system, we're not going to hear about it in a press release, the police will investigate after that.

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The seeds contain a compound called protoanemonin, which is known to cause gi distress. Hopefully people will let the coroner know so they can test for ingestion.

He was complaining of diarrhea and vomiting, right?
 
Not trying to be too much of a fag here, but I recently fell off the wagon after being 6 months sober from alcohol. Tonight I am having some drinks in honor of Josh and resuming my journey towards a more healthier life due to the circumstances of his passing. I feel that many of us can relate to Josh in some way and his impact on people is much more profound than he would have ever known. He lived his life the way he wanted and didn't give a fuck about what anyone else thought about it, TWU.
 
Picked up a few beers and a pack of Marlboro Reds after work.
I'm a very rare drinker, damn near a teetotaller, and I only ever light up to accompany the alcohol. This is a once in a year event for me.
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I'm watching the MATI replay now. this Friday night is for you Cobes, keep on rocking across the galaxy Toobz.
 
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