🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Have there been any actual cases of death from eating rain lily seeds? Just because something is toxic doesn’t mean it’s gonna kill you. ChatGPT claims there are no recorded cases.

As much as I hate the nasty bitch, there’s no proof that she did anything to him other than ruin his life and drive him into a state of depression.

My money is on one of his bug infested food hacks finally having the last laugh. People have died from eating old pasta. It can be more serious than people think. Add to it his weakened immune system from his lifestyle, and you’ve got a recipe for disaster that doesn’t require any gas station crime novel plots.
 
Cobes death is exactly one month after Ozzy's, 2 legends gone gonna fucking miss them both. Hope Josh and Ozzy are having some rounds talking about music and shit together
 
I'm actually sad knowing I can't watch Boglim cooking vids anymore....
 
I am hopeful that Josh hasn't passed away, but if it is true it is poetic for his death to be so soon after his hero, and for it to potentially be linked to his evil gothic queen Jessica. And the lack of clarity reminds me of puffers. You couldn't write a better ending.
 
Ponzo said:
In roughly one hour (8am local time) the coroners office opens and a-logs can call them to verify if Josh has indeed passed away.
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This poor guy is going to have the weirdest day of his career.
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clipartfan92 said:
HEADPHONE WARNING!
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Bad news guys. When they say 377 called 10-79, that means a LEO on scene (377) issued the call for a coroner at the location. Fuck, this sucks. RIP Cobes, you'll be missed. This is MDNWU.

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That drinking was gonna catch up to him, one way or another. I wish he just focused on making narley food combos. R.I.P cobes, I hope you can meet with ozzy up in that sky cloud.
 
ChonkyNeko said:
Wanna contribute to a tribute to our sexy goth badboy but you aren't a drinker?

No problem! Let's make a Non-Alcoholic Orange Dream based off the Dream Combo! Instead of vodka, we'll be using Orange Juice.

Ingredients:​

  • 1/2 orange juice, any orange juice works
  • 1/2 coca cola
Yes, i did just make this in tribute for our boy. It looks horrifyingly brown.
Taste is actually not bad, it's more orange than cola.
Edit: It's the smell which is the most rancid part.
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This is very much a thing in Finland and it tastes exactly like you'd expect.
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RIP buddy, you would have loved it :( I'll definitely be having one with a little vodka in his honor, yesssss hehe.
 
Rest in peace Cobes, I'm not going to pretend we didn't see it coming but it hurts just the same. He was unironically my favourite YouTuber. I wonder if Clint will share the official cause of death.
 
Captain Ahab said:
Have there been any actual cases of death from eating rain lily seeds? Just because something is toxic doesn’t mean it’s gonna kill you. ChatGPT claims there are no recorded cases.

As much as I hate the nasty bitch, there’s no proof that she did anything to him other than ruin his life and drive him into a state of depression.

My money is on one of his bug infested food hacks finally having the last laugh. People have died from eating old pasta. It can be more serious than people think. Add to it his weakened immune system from his lifestyle, and you’ve got a recipe for disaster that doesn’t require any gas station crime novel plots.
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Eating the bugs probably would't do it, but leaving the food out overnight will let bacteria grow. If he's ever left food out for multiple days thats an easy way to get fatal liver failure from bacillus cereus toxins. And we know how Cobe's liver already is.
 
Captain Ahab said:
Have there been any actual cases of death from eating rain lily seeds? Just because something is toxic doesn’t mean it’s gonna kill you. ChatGPT claims there are no recorded cases.

As much as I hate the nasty bitch, there’s no proof that she did anything to him other than ruin his life and drive him into a state of depression.

My money is on one of his bug infested food hacks finally having the last laugh. People have died from eating old pasta. It can be more serious than people think. Add to it his weakened immune system from his lifestyle, and you’ve got a recipe for disaster that doesn’t require any gas station crime novel plots.
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Here's a case of an attempted homicide with Glory lily seeds, the man would have died if he didn't go to the hospital. Dude was vomiting and shitting himself. And this was just from drinking tea brewed with the seeds. If Josh had no way to call 911...yeah.

 
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