🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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BallsGuevara said:
Cobes was complaining of vomiting, diarrhea and severe abdominal pain. It didn't sound or look like the kind of thing that just "gets better". Even if he's alive, I doubt he's just having a chill time sipping vodka.
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Sounded like bad food poisoning to me. Normally a healthy person would just go to the hospital and get an IV from all the diarrhea and puking to restore fluids but cobes was too terrified of leaving his trailer to willingly go to the hospital. He also couldn't keep fluids down so there might have been some alcohol withdrawals complicating things.
 
Dr.Notzi said:
Clint already responded to weens on facebook, josh is ded.
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I'm asking for sources, not because I don't believe you, but because I hope we are all wrong and he is just walking around his trailer eating 4 day old ramen and powering up for another 4 hour gender relation video.

Dr.Notzi said:
Go to his facebook, lol if you wanna know.
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I don't have Facebook and I don't know anyone who does.
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
So when will we be blamed for this one?
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It's been less than 12 hours and we haven't had a confirmation of his death yet so lets not make it about us. I'm sure trolls will get blamed and bad faith actors will confuse/lie that all the actions of the weens was actually us and all that. But that will be years in the future for another hit job if it ever comes. Lets remember Josh for now and deal with that later.
 
Troo and Honest said:
For the most part, this is correct. He really was/is harmless compared to many other cows. He was a bit of a sexpest degen in the past and had a complete inability to not overshare about his proclivities and horrific down badness, but nothing on the level of Chris chan or other horror cows.

His cowdom came from being a victim of his complete disregard for his own life and lack of self awareness rather than doing anything reprehensible to others.
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He also did actually get laid, more times than most of his aylawgs combined.

I still remember the shit eating grin after he ended his dry spell with the she-boglim devil woman.
 
I've been listening to Seizure's content almost non-stop for the last month or so. I've been laughing, with tears in my eyes, because this man is/was just a little guy, doing the best he could every day.
Fuck sickos, fuck the troles, fuck the people who kept glass-tapping and sending him rot gut.
I'm like 30+ pages behind and I don't want this to be true but skipping through the highlights, it appears that it is.
This is not how I wanted my friday to go but I guess I have to buy something vile to put into my peach monster in his honour.
 
clipartfan92 said:
HEADPHONE WARNING!
cobesdispatch.mp3

Bad news guys. When they say 377 called 10-79, that means a LEO on scene (377) issued the call for a coroner at the location. Fuck, this sucks. RIP Cobes, you'll be missed. This is MDNWU.

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Turns out Osbourne really was the horcrux that kept him breathing.
R.I.P GOTHIC BAD BOY THAT SMELLED SO GOOD, you will be missed.
 
Has anyone just called the coroner? When I was a newspaper reporter I dealt with them regularly, mostly for tox screens. I would think they would just tell you if a white middle aged male came in from so and so address...

I'm not believing this in the meantime.
 
Seizure is a real g. Best Cobra content. Always observed and never disturbed my boy, even when they spoke to each other for an hour. Everyone else can go fuck themselves. The troles have nothing if they don't have Cobra to rule their sad pathetic lives.
 
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