🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Let's face it, it was only a matter of time before mother nature corrects clint's and Laurel's little abomination.
thst boy was done and there was nothing left to do.
 
Whether he's dead or not, let this serve as a reminder to everyone to take care of your health and pay attention to the health of those you care about. Especially men, we wait too long to go to the hospital for shit and that might be the exact reason Cobes died if he died.
 
One of the most villianized sites on the Internet, Yet here we are giving condolences to one of our normal lolcows
 
I'm still catching up, so feel free to rate me late.

My 2 cents:
When it comes to organ donations, your position on the list is determined by several factors:
Why you need it
Whether or not you can follow maintenance instructions to make sure it doesn't go to waste
Quite possibly whether or not a sizeable donation was made in your name

Cobes would fail everything on the list given that he's a poor alcoholic with ODD, and I'm pretty certain Clint would not be able to make any donations either.

(Source: an uncle that is similar to cobes, but his dad made the donation to get him a kidney transplant)


Autopsies usually occur if it was crime related or if the family requests it. As mentioned by others, it's quite costly for a hospital, and it's not done unless required or requested. I'm also certain that dissecting a boglim would not be a pleasant experience given that smells tend to permeate the ppe used for the procedure.

(Source: I've helped out in a few autopsies and am a morgue attendant)


As far as to whether or not Cobes was going to kick the bucket, it was never a matter of if, only when. What I saw and based on what he said, it was not kosher at all. Cobes had a steady diet of congealed slop that has definitely gone bad and nonstop rotgut vodka along with botched prison hootch. He was practically bloated, his liver was beyond shot from all the toxins he's been drinking. His teeth were beyond rotted to the point where he needed them all yanked. Toss in his constant smoking and sedentary lifestyle to compound the fact that he was born with poorly developed lungs. Now factor in his mental issues that would have prevented him from making any positive changes since he would have doubled down and done more damage, alongside the fact that he was such a miserable boglim, that it seeped through his sleep talking and sleep screams.

While I'm certain he didn't go out peacefully and painlessly, his passing a blessing for him and his family that they will eventually come to accept.

So rest easy Cobes and enjoy your clocktower in the sky along with finally meeting Ozzy.
 
Probably fake, but stumbled upon this.
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Shit, man. If this is the end of the drain circling, that’ll be real shitty doodz. Hope we’re all wrong here. As much as his father was an enabler, no parent should have to outlive their child. If this is it, this is awful.

Drunk himself to death in a squalid shack. What a way to go.
 
Just waiting for the silent smug look into the camera and then hearing I’m not dead tubes I’ve just been busy. Then to hear nail yelling in the back. Ya that’s right tubes we made up.
 
Foltest said:
Never really followed Cobra, but I always got the impression he was pretty harmless.
Not a grifter, not a sexpest etc etc.
RIp bro.
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For the most part, this is correct. He really was/is harmless compared to many other cows. He was a bit of a sexpest degen in the past and had a complete inability to not overshare about his proclivities and horrific down badness, but nothing on the level of Chris chan or other horror cows.

His cowdom came from being a victim of his complete disregard for his own life and lack of self awareness rather than doing anything reprehensible to others.
 
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