🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Captain Ahab said:
Some gay ass flower seeds too. Weed seeds would make sense, but she did the boy ever express any interest in flowers?

But to be fair, most ornamental plant seeds are toxic.
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What are the chances of the boy confusing them with hawaiian baby woodrose seeds (which can make you high) and just knocking back a few?
(HBW seeds are also slightly toxic btw)
 
TrainWreckWatcher said:
Hold the fort.
So, why would she send him seeds?

I don't know the finer details but is Cobra the kind of retard that would take random plant seeds and try to ferment them into a drink or eat them?
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he might have smoked them without knowing it, if the bog witch ground some seeds up and mixed them into the pipe tabacco she sent with the seeds.
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13B-REW Apex Seal said:
I remember when NAL first showed up to the snake den and the boy broke his dry spell, the thread was FULL of people celebrating and congratulating him. Then afterwards people were getting mad at HER for making him upset and angry.

He doesn't make me feel better about my life. He's just a goof that does goofy shit and it's funny to watch. I don't think anyone legitimately wanted anything but the best for him.
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The sad thing is it just wasn't worth it. Ever since she appeared in the Cobraverse shit was off. Sure she broke the dry spell but at what cost? His content got shittier. His friends damn near abandoned him. He got kicked out his house. He became a recluse. Unironically if he'd stuck to chatturbate or fucked an actual prostitute he'd be better off.

The part that I hate is that he essentially wanted to live like Val Kilmer in Tombstone. Like he thought he was this tough cowboy who could drink and live life on the edge. He wasn't though. But because of that attitude of "stop crying just drink a beer TWU" everyone abandoned him. He was a dumbass alcoholic who's father babied him too much and got sick of him. A lot of people just got sick of that shit that's why all the trole content started dying. Just think about that. Even his trolls began abandoning him. Then Val Kilmer AND Ozzy die? Of course he spiraled.
I'm not shocked at people feeling sorry that he's gone but I can't pretend that he was some larger than life pillar of the Farms. I won't. He went from lolcow to horrorcow to a bore but what I feel bad for is just how alone his retarded ass must have felt in the end.
 
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Cobes seemed to be one of the few remaining lolcows not to be a sex pest or some other kind of scumbag. It's crazy to imagine an internet without him.

What's more insane is the possibility that he's been murdered via poison seeds in a package full of food, I guess we may find out in the future if this is what got him.
Blue Miaplacidus said:
Here is the archive of NAL including toxic seeds into the care package that she recently sent Cobra for posterity.
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Care Package 📦 for KingCobraJFS 👑 🐍 🤷‍♀️ #jfs #casperwyoming #imapos [UdpX8a2Cq9U].mp4
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RIP KingCobraJFS. Praise Cobra's Magic
 
God damnit Cobra. Motherfucker just drank through the pain instead of going to the hospital. Hope he is alright and this is all for nothing but I have a bad feeling. 2025 isn't a good year for staying alive I guess.
 
Jesus Swept said:
Not even a regular JFS follower, but I swear this guy was the one innocent lolcow that didn't do anything wrong. Just a kinda gross sperglord goth bad boy :lossmanjack:
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That is why I loved him. He was disgusting (not like andy ditch), a sperg and a goth but holy fuck did I find his shit more entertaining than have the lolcows on here.

My evening is ruined.
 
PetiteDragon43 said:
This is a retarded question but if those seeds really were toxic, like ricin or something, how did it get through the post? Wouldn't that kind of thing not be legel to ship?
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They don't open up every package to make sure there's no deadly nightshade in there, and most botanicals are scentless if packaged properly. Seeds are legal to ship because only a small minority of people grow deadly plants for nefarious purposes and the seed trade is so ubiquitous as to not be worth it for the bureaucrats to track. Same reason you can buy bleach and drain-o at the store without signing your name and ID like you have to for gunpowder.

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King Cobra is one of those that I'll be missing, like Fedsmoker and Big Lenny.

Had a relative that was somewhat similar to Cobes. Died of heart and kidney failure at 38.
 
I didn't have any red wine around so I had to improvise toobz and use this local blackberry wine. I could have bought some cheap ass red wine but I feel like this is more in line with Cobra. The blackberry wine is also some bougie "medicinal" pricey looking thing so I'm sure he would appreciate it. I used just regular monster energy.

"Cobras blood"... It's pretty good. When I used to drink I would mix wine and all sorts of sodas together all the time so this isn't anything new. But I guess it's nice to honor the man.
Can't believe he's actually dead... May God forgive him and allow him to finally rest...
 
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