🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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neger psykolog said:
Even if he was gross he was at least creative with his wands and cooking.
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His comedy routines with Schon, too. They were my favourite part. His music (pre-AI) was strange but it was his. He even had a record label.

The other day someone brought up that he was like Truman in a way, but Josh's videos, the reason why he thought he did them were not the reason why people watched him. He didn't understand what was happening, or why people thought he was funny. His whole YouTube career was years of unintentional performance art, and like Truman, it was genuine. Cobra didn't understand it, Truman wasn't aware, and we are just as much a part of the experiment as he is.

There are thousands of posts across various websites, Discord servers dedicated to talking about him, documentaries, thousands of peices of art (showcased in the recent Home Shopping Stream by SB5k, which is art of it's own right). He'll be talked about long after he's gone, unlike the troles who's sad lives Cobra rules.

He probably never realised how many fans he actually had.
 
May he go to the great 4H Club in the sky, and tell Ozzy he’s comin’ home. And that, my dudes, is what’s up
 
RuthBaderGinsburg said:
Is there an archive link for his last know stream or video in full?
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His last post was almost 3 days ago on facebook and it was less than one minute, it's been posted but I will repost it for local archive:

 
RazorBackBacon said:
They don't open up every package to make sure there's no deadly nightshade in there, and most botanicals are scentless if packaged properly. Seeds are legal to ship because only a small minority of people grow deadly plants for nefarious purposes and the seed trade is so ubiquitous as to not be worth it for the beaucrats to track. Same reason you can buy bleach and drain-o at the store without signing your name and ID like you have to for gunpowder.
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Exactly, it's the post office, you can get all kinds of shit through there. My weed used to come via the USPS. Fuck, you can get black tar heroin delivered to your door if you're so inclined.
 
I was at work when I saw that Cobes might’ve passed away. I just can’t believe it, Cobes randomly passing away can’t be real it just can’t :(
 
Fortyone said:
What duster and liquor does to an MF. But considering it was tarman that reported this of all people I'll wait until we have hard evidence before confirming it. Surprised fucking warlord outlived him if he really did die.
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People like warlord are literally saved by jail. They get a few weeks or months of steady food and a bit of a detox to give their body a break.
 
Damn, it wasnt that long ago he grinned for taking the smallest of sips of booze and watered down his beer with energy drinks, to drinking everclear like it was a soft drink. Alcohol is a hell of a drug.
 
DarthNoobian said:
Exactly, it's the post office, you can get all kinds of shit through there. My weed used to come via the USPS. Fuck, you can get black tar heroin delivered to your door if you're so inclined.
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if it's USPS they need a warrant to open the mail. If it's UPS or FEDEX there's no limitations for them to open it. It's why drug dealers all use USPS.

 
DarthNoobian said:
Exactly, it's the post office, you can get all kinds of shit through there. My weed used to come via the USPS. Fuck, you can get black tar heroin delivered to your door if you're so inclined.
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The USPS is the biggest (unintentional) illegal drug trafficker there is. Most drugs go from vendor to consumer over the postal service.

Most plant seeds aren't even regulated to begin with so they'd have no reason to look for it at all.
 
Fishnumm said:
even though clint was a bad dad he going to go through hell with this i wouldnt wish losing a child on anybody
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I definitely feel for Clint. He's not all there, trying to raise an equally/more slow son.

Dude thought he was setting Cobes up for life putting him up in that trailer not knowing it'd end up being his death-bed.
 
Orkeosaurus said:
the jessica care package probably looked like any other care package and he ingested those seeds because why the fuck would anyone send him goddamn poisonous flower seeds???
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If this is the case, I can't believe a psycho bogwitch box pisser brought down the gothic bad boy
For real, I hope Clint asks for a toxicology report
 
deeman said:
Damn, it wasnt that long ago he grinned for taking the smallest of sips of booze and watered down his beer with energy drinks, to drinking everclear like it was a soft drink. Alcohol is a hell of a drug.
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Well, just like the duster, it was "buddy" trolls sending him "care packages" of multiple handles of cheap vodka and grain alcohol that accelerated his addictions. Ever since they made him realize he can get really blasted for very cheap he started having it delivered every other day, on top of the usual beer, expensive whiskeys, and specific-for-occasion shit like pink champagne. That started about 2 years ago now, it was only a matter of time before this happened. He was puking in his sleep and walking around blacked out drunk, more than once fell and hit his head so hard it left a bloody gash for several days.

Since his family was content to let him rot out of sight, and people were willing to send him substances, this was always going to be how it ended.
 
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