🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Blue Miaplacidus said:
Here is the archive of NAL including toxic seeds into the care package that she recently sent Cobra for posterity.
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Hold the fort.
So, why would she send him seeds?

I don't know the finer details but is Cobra the kind of retard that would take random plant seeds and try to ferment them into a drink or eat them?
 
Sneed Force One said:
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"We give him to you, as he gave you so many,
We give him to you, Lord, and humbly ask that you never give him back."
- GunslingerJFS
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Chef Red Pill said:
I didn't really follow Cobes, but he always came off as harmless by lolcow standards.
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Same, I don't frequent the thread, but he just seemed a (mostly) harmless fellow doing his own thing.

From what I've seen of that swamp hag, she almost certainly would be the one to try and murder him in a "if I can't have you, nobody can" rage.

TrainWreckWatcher said:
I don't know the finer details but is Cobra the kind of retard that would take random plant seeds and try to ferment them into a drink or eat them?
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Yes. That's exactly the kind of thing he'd do.
 
How the fuck is Bitesize and Seizure going to pay for expensive steak dinners for their girlfriends now?
 
If this is true, he’s at least not suffering anymore. I haven’t been able to follow him the last few years, it’s just too depressing.

RIP Josh, thank you for introducing me to the lolcow-sphere.
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This one kind of stings brehs, Cobes was my introduction to lolcows with that documentary from years ago. I never followed him too religiously but I would always catch up with him every month or two, gonna miss doing that. :(
 
Poutine It Here said:
Casper uses the 10 codes.


Due to his age, and as far as we know, no known medical issues (cancer etc), plus assuming he doesn't have an obvious wound (bullet hole) they will do an autopsy. It isn't a "natural" death, he isn't 92 and didn't just wake up.
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Are you retarded? Have you seen Cobes gums? Hell, the last update I saw was him complaining about his kidneys hurting when he laid down.

All Hail King Cobras Magic, no mistake about it, but hes been treating his body like a truck stop toilet for a long time, and it shows.
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
Here is the archive of NAL including toxic seeds into the care package that she recently sent Cobra for posterity.
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symptoms.mp4

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=UdpX8a2Cq9U:41PreserveTube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=UdpX8a2Cq9U
Local Archive:
Care Package 📦 for KingCobraJFS 👑 🐍 🤷‍♀️ #jfs #casperwyoming #imapos [UdpX8a2Cq9U].mp4
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OHHHH SHIT. She really fucking did it? Its one thing if the boy drank himself to death. He'd be retarded and I have no sympathy. But if that fucking sea hag poisoned him? That's some foul shit and I take back all my rude comments from the last few hours.

That woman is actually insane. She's disgusting. And she's a bigger drain on society than Josh ever was. I still shudder when I remember that stream where he wasn't breathing and she was fucking kissing and snogging his unconscious body. Fucking cunt.

Or when he apparently had a shotgun in his mouth and she had the most passive reaction. If she actually did this? I'm so sorry for Josh.
 
Just checked the weather in Casper out of curiosity, since hot weather speeds up the decomp process and discussion about Stiffness thing going around here. I mean Rigor Mortis counts as a safe sign of death, after all...
Then again, its summer and there will be at least room temp anyway. Did his funky trailer has air conditioning? I know its very common to have in burgerland.

I am pretty gutted though. Only checked on his thread once or so per week, but his health seemed to spiral heavily recently, so i would not be surprised if it he truly passed away. What upsets me especially is how little people he had left, how family-wise only his father cared apparently, but is on vacation in europe.
I wonder if Clint already knows? Given that he is probably hard to reach while on vacation.
 
He died, he died as so many young men of his generation before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Cobes.

And so, Joshua Saunders, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, I'm calling out of work today, ordering dominos, and getting blackout drunk.

Because that's what's up.

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