🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Josh and other lolcows have 100% kept me off booze for the almost 7 years since I quit. It's like having an AA meeting in my pocket. Every time I think I want to drink, I boot up some cobes and see an uncomfortable similarity between us when I was a drinker. Fuck, RIP
 
'Ole Dente said:
How the fuck is Bitesize and Seizure going to pay for expensive steak dinners for their girlfriends now?
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Hold the phone Sylvester stallone, I think you mean boglim chronicles. Seizure actually creates content, original content. All boglim does is repost Cobras shit and add an intro and outro, maybe overlay some chat messages. Some of seizure's art pieces are top tier cobra content (oblivion, come on that is grade A++++) and most of his catalog is completely original. I would not classify him as a grifter. Also, I have never seen him alogging, unlike boglim who every time I have ever seen a screenshot of him communicating with someone it was always directly related to alog gayopping and pozloading my neghole.
 
neger psykolog said:
I mean there was that video a few months back that was posted in the community happenings update and his brain kind of froze for a full 20 seconds or something a couple of times. I think people said it was indicative of him having seizures or some shit. It hurt to watch that shit.
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That's called an absence seizure. A person who experiences it often doesn't even realize it happened. I recently watched an episode of House, and there was an elderly patient who experienced an absence seizure, and had a swollen testicle. They initially thought it was caused by some STD, but then he had a heart attack while in the hospital, and they discovered it was caused by some kind of bacterial infection that spread to his brain and heart. The patient was given weeks to live without a transplant.

Honestly, with the little Boglim's lifestyle, a similar scenario seems highly probable. The food hacks that he leaves out for days at a time before eating, the vile homemade "meads," a weakened immune system from constant heavy drinking, the mouth full of rotting teeth. An abscessed tooth can easily kill a person if left untreated and the infection spreads to the brain and/or heart. I wouldn't rule out the NAL poisoning theory, but a bacterial infection seems much more likely to me, and it matches all his symptoms.
 
The dude drank way too much and was doing other stuff as well. In the end, this was always the destination for his crazy train. Sad to see it so soon though.
 
neger psykolog said:
I personally doubt the seeds were a factor considering how fucked his body was generally.
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Eh, it's basic human psychology to want to have a scapegoat. Makes it feel better that there's /someone/ to throw onto fire. Not saying she's guilty or not. Just psychological bullshit.
 
The last 100 pages of this thread is why I think this site and community is great, why I'm still here. When I hear about all the attempts to shut down KF, I don't think "oh no people won't be able to make fun of trannies", I think "where are all these people who empathized with Cobes in some strange way going to go". Reddit and Facebook? The places where people organized harassment of Cobes for fucking years?

I could try to explain it, why the people who use this site do so, why they choose it over other places, but I'm not going to because everyone here already understands. They understand why Cobes is mourned and empathized with and why the narcissistic freaks like Liz Fong-Jones aren't. They understand why the Redditors who would suck Liz Fong-Jones' dick are the same who would send Cobes alcohol.

I hope all of this is wrong, I hope he's not dead. The world should allow weird, harmless people to exist and be strange, but it will always be a fight because life is a zero sum game, and Cobes was never playing to win.
 
Sweetheart said:
One less waste of space on earth, yay! Funny to see so many people feigning that they cared at all about this dude and act sooooo sad even though they used him as their "This person makes me feel better about my own life"-entertainment.
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Sweetheart said:
One less waste of space on earth, yay! Funny to see so many people feigning that they cared at all about this dude and act sooooo sad even though they used him as their "This person makes me feel better about my own life"-entertainment.
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What the fuck is wrong with you nigga

Actual sociopath wew lad
 
Sweetheart said:
One less waste of space on earth, yay! Funny to see so many people feigning that they cared at all about this dude and act sooooo sad even though they used him as their "This person makes me feel better about my own life"-entertainment.
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This reads like something a 14 year old would write.
This little bog dwelling goblin man wasn't a threat to anyone but himself.
And he definitely provided people with tons of baffling entertainment to say the least.
 
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