🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Blue Miaplacidus said:
After his last video where he was complaining of being in pain, puking, and shitting reddit and facebook started talking about doing a welfare check almost immiedately. After 2 days I am assuming one of them called in the welfare check this afternoon.
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Fuck, what a way to go out. Spewing from both ends, probably must've dehydrated him making everything worse. I wonder if it was an Elvis situation and was on the toilet when he was found
 
Not sure if this is also somewhere in the thread but if anyone feels like making an original Cobes drink combo tonight, have this:

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Lookie-lou said:
same, man is a mutant none of us would want to be in the same car park as given a choice. But goddamnit he should be a 40-50s death.
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There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die. - Hunter S. Thomspson​

 
Hennimore said:
I know I'm too involved in following this boy because I'm getting sad at the thought of Clint taking Shon, putting him in a box and Shon never seeing the light of day again.
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jesus yeah shon might be prominent enough to be saved on a shelve or something but all of those goblets and pipes are getting thrown out
 
So what's the evidence at the moment? We have:

A video where Josh is sick as shit, with a visible swollen lump on his right side

A 3 day absence

A 9-11 call about an unresponsive male with blue lips at Josh's address down to the lot number (It's worth noting that, at least the recording I heard, the responders never found this person on site, even seeming to ask dispatch to confirm the location because they could not find this blue lipped individual they were looking for)

A video from about a week ago where NAL constructs a care package that included two packets of seeds that can cause death

Is there anything else? I heard Scotty's family has publicly posted saying its not true.

Edit: spelling/grammar
 
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Galeocerdo said:
I fucking hope he's just been hit with some kind of fever or some shit
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The call says that there were people on scene, he was completely unresponsive and beyond the help of CPR with blue lips and he’s completely stiff. They requested a coroner. Cobra is dead.

If he’s stiff, rigor mortis has set in, that takes a bit of time. I’m willing to bet that he might have died sometime yesterday morning, from what we’ll never know. It could range from cardiac arrest from the rotting teeth infecting his heart to alcohol poisoning to dusting his brain to death to a stomach flu that his suppressed and weak immune system couldn’t fight. He was incommunicado for a period of time which spooked some tard wranglers, so they sent over emergency services and they found him.
 
'Ole Dente said:
The call says that there were people on scene, he was completely unresponsive and beyond the help of CPR with blue lips and he’s completely stiff. They requested a coroner. Cobra is dead.

If he’s stiff, rigor mortis has set in, that takes a bit of time. I’m willing to bet that he might have died sometime yesterday morning, from what we’ll never know. It could range from cardiac arrest to alcohol poisoning to a stomach flu that his suppressed and weak immune system couldn’t fight. He was incommunicado for a period of time which spooked some tard wranglers, so they sent over emergency services and they found him.
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It takes about 48 hours for rigor mortis to end once it's set in, so he could've been gone for longer than just yesterday morning. I'm sure he was getting wellness checks though from people calling about it, but I'm not sure how many before they would've discovered him in rigor mortis unless he died between wellness checks.
 
This fucking dude ain't never planted a seed his entire life, why the fuck did the bogwitch just randomly send him 2 different toxic seeds and then he dies a few days later. Wtf yo
 
Candover said:
It takes about 48 hours for rigor mortis to end once it's set in, so he could've been gone for longer than just yesterday morning. I'm sure he was getting wellness checks though from people calling about it, but I'm not sure how many before they would've discovered him in rigor mortis unless he died between wellness checks.
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Definitely, he could’ve been gone for days and that would probably make more sense. I think a number of us have said almost verbatim that Josh will die and people won’t find him for days but when they do, it’ll be because he fucking conked himself over drinking too much booze or because he had a heart attack jackin’ to cam models.

Prophetic, toobs.
 
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