🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I honestly hope with all my gothic heart that this is an elaborate hoax and some retard troll mastermind is getting off on making fools of us all. In a day or so cobra will inexplicably upload a “food review” video and be seemingly completely unaware or at least uninterested in all the fuss about his death and not even address it until everybody contacts him and he uploads a follow up video to his food review called “im not dead” where he brain loops about how pathetic his trolls are…. Please.
 
Slim Boglim said:
Honestly I’ve never been a big warlord hater. I find his antics fucking hilarious. But I would trade Warlords life for Cobies in a second. Here’s hoping if anybody had to die at that trailer it was warlord
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Do you remember the time that Scotty and somebody else, I can’t recall who, it might’ve been Warlord, had a fucking katana fight over a stolen pipe and Cobra had to repair his chair with electrical tape because these retards stabbed the shit out of the chair?

I miss that floral print chair.
 
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Why couldn’t it be Styxhexhammer666 or Vaush instead? KingCobraJFS was a borderline saint among lulzcow degenerates. It wasn’t just a Wizard. He was my nigga. R.I.P He will be missed.
 
Flaming_Barghast said:
Safe to assume he's dead.
Please don't shit up the lines in casper, I already made a note in their tips about checking for poisoning via the lily seeds if he is in fact, dead. That doesn't mean those were what did it, he was a chronic alcoholic and not feeling good for days by that point, it easily could have been liver failure or something else.
And for YT or reddit tourists, LEAVE THE SAUNDERS FAM ALONE.
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Police have been known to not do jack shit until there's enough public outcry. One tip may not be enough.
 
So if Josh was there alone and dies, who the fuck discovered him to make the call? Has to be Warlord right? He had to have saw Josh unresponsive, called and then dipped so he didn't have to talk to the police.
 
Telling redditors to not do something retarded like harass a grieving family or call every emergency number in Casper they can find is like telling a gypsy not to steal. You know it’s gonna happen and you know the farms will get blamed for it.
 
"-he's got blue lips, completely stiff, and he is..not breathing."

I'm guessing that by completely stiff he was saying that rigor mortis had set in, which occurs about 2-6 hours after death. This would also explain why he said he was beyond resuscitation. The body is far too gone to revive by that point. Even if his body was discovered in minutes, resuscitation isn't guaranteed unfortunately. The chances go down about 10% or so every minute that someone's heart stops, and Josh was in very poor health to begin with so the odds would be heavily against him.
 
Slim Boglim said:
Honestly I’ve never been a big warlord hater. I find his antics fucking hilarious. But I would trade Warlords life for Cobies in a second. Here’s hoping if anybody had to die at that trailer it was warlord
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I do, in fact hate floorlord. Inshallah I hope hes dead and cobes is safe.
 
Hennimore said:
So if Josh was there alone and dies, who the fuck discovered him to make the call? Has to be Warlord right? Or is it possible Josh called them for himself and then died while they're on the way?
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It is entirely possible that he was on a Discord call with Courtney and she called it in when he was unresponsive/didn’t check in or respond to calls for a prolonged period of time.

She would be quiet about this. It would break her heart, she does actually love Josh a lot.
 
'Ole Dente said:
Do you remember the time that Scotty and somebody else, I can’t recall who, it might’ve been Warlord, had a fucking katana fight over a stolen pipe and Cobra had to repair his chair with electrical tape because these retards stabbed the shit out of the chair?

I miss that floral print chair.
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I'm imagining we're at his funeral service and k-farmers with the most autism possible come up and tell the most wildly socially inappropriate stories in remembrance of him passing away.
(no hate, I'm just saying the thought of it is funny)
 
neger psykolog said:
I'm imagining we're at his funeral service and k-farmers with the most autism possible come up and tell the most wildly socially inappropriate stories in remembrance of him passing away.
(no hate, I'm just saying the thought of it is funny)
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I bet you Clint would actually love that people from all over would attend the funeral of his son and do nothing but create laughter.
 
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