🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I miss his old stories about going out and people noticing the way he smells or Izzy shouting him out on stage. He never leaves the clocktrailer dreamdump anymore.
 
Gout is often painful to the point of hobbling someone until a flare up subsides, and will keep coming back if you don't change your diet, but I wonder if his pain delay/general near constant inebriation/clumsiness would cover for it.

I mean it's a great guess given his craptastic diet/alarming booze intake, in fact I'd be amazed if he doesn't have flare ups, he's basically the poster boy for early gout, but outside of his usual stumbling about I've never seem him specifically mention foot/toe/ankle pain (well except for the Piss in the da Box/step on Jawshie's toes thing).
 
Ga1v5 said:
I miss his old stories about going out and people noticing the way he smells or Izzy shouting him out on stage. He never leaves the clocktrailer dreamdump anymore.
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"GOTHIC KING COBRA NEEDS TO GET LAID!" - some random Casper cowboy.
 
lebean said:
No worries doodt.

We are like two Bogologists deciphering and assembling the Bogetta Stone.

One day society shall be able to understand and speaketh thine ancient Boglimese language.
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That's the dream, doodt. Imagine the possibilities if we could develop an English to Boglim dictionary. Some day we may be able to communicate with these fascinating creatures! Trust and believe.
 
Star Spangled Bogger said:
From Cobra's recent 4 hour stream. Self Love segue into Wendys segue into Society Sucks. Sorry the clip is black for a few seconds, my tool ain't working all that good. FIXED!


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I agree with Josh’s message about self love but his poop toe is grossing me out 🤢 Please Josh, clean your feet in a self love ritual❤️
 
Unmarkedgrave said:
I agree with Josh’s message about self love but his poop toe is grossing me out 🤢 Please Josh, clean your feet in a self love ritual❤️
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I assume however dirty his feet are matches up with how much he's not showering. Even back when he would occasionally shower to own the trolls/shill his tactical soap coupon, even if he was being super lazy and not washing his feet, the runoff/standing in running water should do a lot of the heavy lifting. Be glad the internet doesn't have smell o vision (yet).

Would you full on sniff a ripe unbathed Josh, to end sickos?
 
I have a theory on Cobes and his bathing habits, and it's based on the fact that autistics have less nerve endings.
He doesn't feel dirty, so he doesn't feel the need to clean. It's not that he doesn't feel the grime under his feet, it's just that his brain doesn't process it as, "dirty." To him, it's just grit, and when he wipes it off, it's as good as clean.
 
anliteralidiot said:
I have a theory on Cobes and his bathing habits, and it's based on the fact that autistics have less nerve endings.
He doesn't feel dirty, so he doesn't feel the need to clean. It's not that he doesn't feel the grime under his feet, it's just that his brain doesn't process it as, "dirty." To him, it's just grit, and when he wipes it off, it's as good as clean.
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So he's literally immune to the itchies? I'm not sure if that's a boon or a curse. One one hand eww gross/sounds like a good way to end up with a skin infection, but on the other hand... it probably means he has a really robust immune system since he eats/drinks/lives in perpetual filth?

Maybe they can isolate the bog gene, for the ultimate grimy super solider, fuck yeah like Wolverine and shit but with foodhacks!
 
Detective Carey said:
So he's literally immune to the itchies? I'm not sure if that's a boon or a curse. One one hand eww gross/sounds like a good way to end up with a skin infection, but on the other hand... it probably means he has a really robust immune system since he eats/drinks/lives in perpetual filth?

Maybe they can isolate the bog gene, for the ultimate grimy super solider, fuck yeah like Wolverine and shit but with foodhacks!
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Not entirely immune to the itching, but it has to get to a problem point, like he has to spill something on himself, or throw up on himself. The same principle applies to his teeth: he can't feel how fuzzy and crumbly they are. He can only feel the pain.

My theory comes from watching fishtank S4 where the openly autistic guy, Aryeh, didn't shower for days at a time, and you could visibly see how dirty his feet were.
 
Almost half a glass of vodka is now the base for a modern drink combo.
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anliteralidiot said:
I have a theory on Cobes and his bathing habits, and it's based on the fact that autistics have less nerve endings.
He doesn't feel dirty, so he doesn't feel the need to clean. It's not that he doesn't feel the grime under his feet, it's just that his brain doesn't process it as, "dirty." To him, it's just grit, and when he wipes it off, it's as good as clean.
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I mean, this is indeed the guy who once read in chat "Your fingers look like they have shit on them" and he decided to sniff them not unlike a certain other trailer-dwelling fatty, only to decree them clean. It could just be that he doesn't understand how quickly dirt builds up.
 
Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
I mean, this is indeed the guy who once read in chat "Your fingers look like they have shit on them" and he decided to sniff them not unlike a certain other trailer-dwelling fatty, only to decree them clean. It could just be that he doesn't understand how quickly dirt builds up.
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To be specific it was the instant classic "poop encrusted fingernails"
 
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lebean said:
This is hilarious my doodt he has a cerebral aneurysm between sentences:

"Wsup brothaaaaaahh!
Pletch-growing skillzz??
Lead yooo' Uhhhstraayyyy!!
But sometymezzz... do yahh' wondahzzzz!!
Appresshiiiatteeyouuuu!
Sapportinnn' Cohhhbrahhhhh!"
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Acoustic Virgin said:
Delightful!

I was able to transcribe his words of wisdom just in case anyone wants to embroider them on a pillow or something.
Whassup brudda!
Sanku fir washin' da viddy yoze. Fukkasikkoz, fukkatroze.
You juice gotta aspire Professor Sprout. Withya plateau'ing skills. Entrustin' yerself in yer plat 'n all itch.
Sun times day Ken leach ooh ashtray. B'sun times I wreck un little do ya unders.
Juice keep doiner fing. Annie preachy ate ooh sportin' Cobra.
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I loved both of these equally, they are beautifully transcribed. And I'm like, y'all should collab on a Boglimpedia. TWU. Long live Ozzy!
 
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