🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Sicko Hunter said:
You guys remember that really weird mini saga in the second apartment (early 2022ish if you want a date) where Cobes would just list shit off on repeat like he had dementia for 25 minutes then snap out of it and we all figured that he finally had wet brain and it was just a matter of time before something really bad happened? I still think about that and wonder what the fuck was going on with him.
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Man, it's grim listening to that. I'm reminded of my grandparents when dementia hit them and weirdly I was reminded of both Trump and Biden (at the start of the clip he could sound a bit Trump'ish) because of the cadence and his choice of words ignoring the fact that no US president would ever talk about Cobra Angels but it is what it is, toobz.
 
I saw a "Fuck Suicide" car decal today and almost laughed out loud before I caught myself. Lord King Cobra's influence is spreading.
 
With the foot swelling, are we sure he doesn't just have gout? A bad diet and weight gain can lead to gout, and would explain why he's not putting any weight on that foot.
 
i keep thinking about our lord blackfoot. i doubt the floor is charcoal black, here's why - under josh's RIP ozzy post on facebook, clint says "let me know if you need me to swing by again" which i presume, means he was over. i doubt clint would ignore the pitch black floors, i think he would at least either clean them or get someone to clean them, if they were indeed THAT dirty. so i don't think it's that. which sadly leaves us with the only other option. how fucking long has it been since he washed his fucking feet? it looks like he showered recently, when he appeared a little more groomed than before. im starting to think he just ignores washing his feet when he takes a shower. feet are the new teeth
 
Without getting into TMI, I have a genetic predisposition to gout. If he had it, we would know as he would be absolutely miserable. My mother gave birth to a few kids and said gout was by far the worst pain she’s encountered. You legit can’t even put a blanket over your foot as will scream in pain.

Cobes doesn’t have gout but I wouldn’t rule out sugar foot.
 
Hennimore said:
Do we know if Josh uses an ash tray? I mean I know he probably doesn't sweep or mop his floors at all but I'm just trying to figure out how someone's feet get coal miner black like they were in that four hour video he recently uploaded. I'm wonder if he just dumps his pipe straight onto the floor because "it's a smoking room".
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He cums on the floor, he pours beer onto the floor, he spills stinky fish juice onto the floor, he introduced Warlord to the floor.

That ash belongs on the floor.
 
depth tester said:
Wasn't this still during the duster saga?
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I swear the duster saga didn't fully start until 2023 but I could be completely wrong. The subreddit sucked ass but I used to just be able to use keywords to find out when shit happened and now I can't do that anymore.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
I swear the duster saga didn't fully start until 2023 but I could be completely wrong. The subreddit sucked ass but I used to just be able to use keywords to find out when shit happened and now I can't do that anymore.
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have you tried lolcowgo? It's the next best thing unless you could sneak into Bitesize or Seizure's DMs and get their archives.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
I swear the duster saga didn't fully start until 2023 but I could be completely wrong. The subreddit sucked ass but I used to just be able to use keywords to find out when shit happened and now I can't do that anymore.
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3/6/2023 looks to be when he was introduced to the concept of huffing duster. I can't find the video of him actually huffing duster on his channel however. judging by the clip channel uploads, it was 3/8/2023.
PetiteFeet said:
have you tried lolcowgo? It's the next best thing unless you could sneak into Bitesize or Seizure's DMs and get their archives.
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lolcowgo is what I use. Works most of the time with a little perseverance.
 
Fishnumm said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eppxkr9NKZEwhat a sick and original drink combo
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Shiiittt... powering down that "smooth" Not-a-Sponsor Nikolai along with some Tampeeko Mango Orange Tangarine.

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I know we all see it --- but God damn, the boy is looking bloated as fuck.
 
I purchased this cameo awhile back during a Mother's day sale (lol) from Cobra to surprise my boyfriend with. I usually wouldn't "send money" to any cows but it was 7 dollars and totally worth it for the laughs we got out of it. The prompt was "Hey Cobra my boyfriend and I are huge fans, he is really into gardening and I wanted to get some advice from you about using magic in the garden. Could I also get a circle of protection for all of our plants? Fuck Sickos and Fuck the trolls." It took me a couple of replays to understand what the hell he was even saying and he couldn't be bothered to place the circle of protection. TMDNWU. I think maybe he wanted extra money for the circle of protection since on his cameo it says "20 bucks for a shoutout 50 bucks for a spell" but his cameo prices were way cheaper than that. I'm not sure if he entirely understands how it works. Either way he is now "unavailable on cameo" and who knows when he will be back so I am glad I did get one while I could. I've been meaning to share it with you all so here it is. Cut out his name for obvious reasons so it starts a little funny.
 
girldaniel said:
I purchased this cameo awhile back during a Mother's day sale (lol) from Cobra to surprise my boyfriend with. I usually wouldn't "send money" to any cows but it was 7 dollars and totally worth it for the laughs we got out of it. The prompt was "Hey Cobra my boyfriend and I are huge fans, he is really into gardening and I wanted to get some advice from you about using magic in the garden. Could I also get a circle of protection for all of our plants? Fuck Sickos and Fuck the trolls." It took me a couple of replays to understand what the hell he was even saying and he couldn't be bothered to place the circle of protection. TMDNWU. I think maybe he wanted extra money for the circle of protection since on his cameo it says "20 bucks for a shoutout 50 bucks for a spell" but his cameo prices were way cheaper than that. I'm not sure if he entirely understands how it works. Either way he is now "unavailable on cameo" and who knows when he will be back so I am glad I did get one while I could. I've been meaning to share it with you all so here it is. Cut out his name for obvious reasons so it starts a little funny.
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This is hilarious my doodt he has a cerebral aneurysm between sentences:

"Wsup brothaaaaaahh!
Pletch-growing skillzz??
Lead yooo' Uhhhstraayyyy!!
But sometymezzz... do yahh' wondahzzzz!!
Appresshiiiatteeyouuuu!
Sapportinnn' Cohhhbrahhhhh!"
 
girldaniel said:
I purchased this cameo awhile back during a Mother's day sale (lol) from Cobra to surprise my boyfriend with. I usually wouldn't "send money" to any cows but it was 7 dollars and totally worth it for the laughs we got out of it. The prompt was "Hey Cobra my boyfriend and I are huge fans, he is really into gardening and I wanted to get some advice from you about using magic in the garden. Could I also get a circle of protection for all of our plants? Fuck Sickos and Fuck the trolls." It took me a couple of replays to understand what the hell he was even saying and he couldn't be bothered to place the circle of protection. TMDNWU. I think maybe he wanted extra money for the circle of protection since on his cameo it says "20 bucks for a shoutout 50 bucks for a spell" but his cameo prices were way cheaper than that. I'm not sure if he entirely understands how it works. Either way he is now "unavailable on cameo" and who knows when he will be back so I am glad I did get one while I could. I've been meaning to share it with you all so here it is. Cut out his name for obvious reasons so it starts a little funny.
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Delightful!

I was able to transcribe his words of wisdom just in case anyone wants to embroider them on a pillow or something.


Whassup brudda!
Sanku fir washin' da viddy yoze. Fukkasikkoz, fukkatroze.
You juice gotta aspire Professor Sprout. Withya plateau'ing skills. Entrustin' yerself in yer plat 'n all itch.
Sun times day Ken leach ooh ashtray. B'sun times I wreck un little do ya unders.
Juice keep doiner fing. Annie preachy ate ooh sportin' Cobra.
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Dammit! Ninja'd! 🥷
 
From Cobra's recent 4 hour stream. Self Love segue into Wendys segue into Society Sucks. Sorry the clip is black for a few seconds, my tool ain't working all that good. FIXED!






 
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Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6 said:
Smoking really is a dirty habit. Even if you use an ashtray fine particles of ash and tars from the smoke will be in the air and they will settle on things just like dust.
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I like the signs I see some places warning you that cigarettes cause cancer, lung disease, bla bla bla in people who don't smoke.

Gee, I guess I need to buy a pack of smokes!
lebean said:
I know we all see it --- but God damn, the boy is looking bloated as fuck.
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He's Elvising out. It doesn't bode well for his future health.
 
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