🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Jobama said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LDQix0dWow8This is a missed opportunity Cobra should have gotten the new Baja Blast flavor at Taco Bell.
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the lighting really shows off how disgustingly green his few remaining front teeth are
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anliteralidiot said:
I just realized...
Did he ever get her last present? with the...panty booze?
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He got that a while back but he didn't drink it on camera so who knows what he did with it.
 
Hennimore said:
Josh and people like him are the perfect example for why incels shouldn't be a thing. Josh is literally retarded, doesn't bathe and has a mouth full of rotting teeth yet even he is able to get pussy. There isn't a man on Earth that should have trouble getting laid if even Josh can do it.
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there´s clearly a very worrying problem in the incels mind, Josh, Cyraxx and Ethan Ralph had sex with women multiple times, bash your local tard incel with those facts
girldaniel said:
The food hacks don't bother me because it is all slop, so my mind doesn't even register it as real food I guess. BUT I will say I watched a tooth decay compilation the other day and I did get kinda nauseous while I was eating lol. It's the body stuff that really gets me, the poop nails, his feet, bloat, etc. but the teeth make me cringe so bad, and it's really sickening. His pre-diabetic body makes me sick thinking about it, like what he goes through on a daily basis from all the sugar, liquor, salt. Drinking Everclear for days on end has to be brain rotting, and liver rotting 🤢
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I have a thing with lolcows and food, I can stand maybe forced chewing pig noises like the ones of fat Nikocado but...combine disgusting food with retard chewing, and goddamn I want to be banished to mars, and unfortunately, Cobra is the king of chew like the fucking retard rotten pig he is, and plus, his disgusting food, uggg
 
The Count of Monte Crisco
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Mong the Merciless
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Ohoho simply decadent. We are getting spoiled youtoobz you don't even know. His look is changing rapidly, that's just within the last three days. I am enjoying the moustache arc and hoping he pushes it to the breaking point.
 
Not gonna lie, of all the looks Cobes has had over the years I quite like the 'tache and goatee. He just needs to cut the length of the goatee. Same with the head hair, needs to be groomed. He looks a lot less insane when he's freshly groomed, it's amazing.
 
I swear cobes would drink straight up alcoholic garlic butter if he could.
 
Judy's Baked Apple Pies said:
Little Squeezer's Garlic Butter in Everclear Vodka drink combo TWU toobz
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Something tells me that a garlic flavored vodka exists out there.

Edit: I found a lobster garlic butter vodka after a quick google search and it sounds right up Josh’s alley. Horrific.
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Yes, it has shellfish in it too.
 
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Candover said:
Something tells me that a garlic flavored vodka exists out there.
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There is a technique for adding flavor to liquor called "fat washing" that popped up around 20 years ago during the bacon fad: add 4-8oz of fat to 750ml(a fifth) of liquor, wait payshuntlee, and then put it in the freezer. Then you just poke a hole in the fat and strain it.
It works with butter and bacon grease, I'm sure infused butter would work too.
 
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