It's surprisingly easier than trying to watch one of Phil's old DSP Tries It videos where you just hear constant lip smacking and wet chewing noises.
i have a decently strong stomach but my first time seeing cobes was him eating the catfood big mac. i still gag watching eat that thing
The food hacks don't bother me because it is all slop, so my mind doesn't even register it as real food I guess. BUT I will say I watched a tooth decay compilation the other day and I did get kinda nauseous while I was eating lol. It's the body stuff that really gets me, the poop nails, his feet, bloat, etc. but the teeth make me cringe so bad, and it's really sickening. His pre-diabetic body makes me sick thinking about it, like what he goes through on a daily basis from all the sugar, liquor, salt. Drinking Everclear for days on end has to be brain rotting, and liver rotting
His hair isn't long enough or thick enough at the sides, it doesn't highlught his toothless infected maw he calls a mouth, beard too short, lips not big enough But he does look like his dad here 2/10
LMAO this just reminded me of Michael Ray Bower aka Donkeylips from Salute your Shorts (it was a 90s Nickelodeon show if you don’t know what I’m talking about) and his Midnight Tacos. He did a how to video on cooking tacos on a single hot plate in his shitty motel/apartment and to drain the grease from the beef he put a sifter on the toilet and dumped the meat in it to drain the grease, pretty much touching the toilet water while the grease poured into the toilet. Even if you don’t know who he is it’s definitely worth checking out. He is a cow in his own right, I’m surprised he doesn’t have a thread here. This is a RedBar Radio presentation of the original video, I couldn’t find the OG on his channel. Still worth a watch
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Cobes would fuck with his tuna salad heavy. The recipe he used was bugged so he added like a cup of mayo to 2 cans of tuna.
I love that he still combs the middle part into his hair. Unmatched dedication.
Those last few strands of hair in the middle are holding on for dear life.
Brings back memories, used to smoke Parliament menthols in college.
I thought she killed herself (
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Christ, she is so desperate. Was that Boglim cock really that good? Holy shit
And she has an intro now? Cringe.
She got interested in Cobra because of his paypigs, she was initially flown out to Casper on the dime of a paypig. She doesn't give a shit about the man behind the King Cobra JFS name, all she sees is dollar signs. She so badly wants to give birth to the antichrist in the form of Jason Vorhees Björk Saunders because it'll mean she stays relevant to the paypigs and the a-logs.