🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Unmarkedgrave]

She got interested in Cobra because of his paypigs, she was initially flown out to Casper on the dime of a paypig. She doesn't give a shit about the man behind the King Cobra JFS name, all she sees is dollar signs. She so badly wants to give birth to the antichrist in the form of Jason Vorhees Björk Saunders because it'll mean she stays relevant to the paypigs and the a-logs.

lol Jason Vorhees Bjork Saunders need to stay in King Cobra’s balls Amen

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

lol Jason Vorhees Bjork Saunders need to stay in King Cobra’s balls Amen

Honestly that one probably got shot into the carpet. His count has to be low given his over all health and habits.

 

[Crabpuncher]

Better not be smoking girly cigarettes BOY!
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If this was 2012, he would be super in vogue. His entire outfit being an ironic hipster.

 

[Nichlaos Gerson]

Jessica Boyle sent Cobes a care package
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UdpX8a2Cq9U

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=UdpX8a2Cq9U

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

If this was 2012, he would be super in vogue. His entire outfit being an ironic hipster.

2012 was peak Lesbian Cobes

 

[lebean]

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Jesus Christ !!

Unholy Easternoth !!

 

[Wintermute_Zero]

I love that he still combs the middle part into his hair. Unmatched dedication.

Didnt cobra used to call that his "Widows peak"?

 

[Arv3k]

Didnt cobra used to call that his "Widows peak"?

Seems like he did. This video was posted almost 7 years ago to the day. He would have been 27 at the time. Poor guy.

 

[Hard R]

Didnt cobra used to call that his "Widows peak"?

it's a widows football field now

 

[Jobama]

There's some Cobra fan art in Wplace in Casper.

 

[anliteralidiot]

There's some Cobra fan art in Wplace in Casper.
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whoever put PLAY TOUHOU, I kneel
TWU

 

[bookers]

There's some Cobra fan art in Wplace in Casper.
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[titty nigga]

There's some Cobra fan art in Wplace in Casper.
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It's surprising nobody's done the stussy dick tattoo

 

[SeizureRobot5000]

She got interested in Cobra because of his paypigs

"...treasure where?"

 

[anliteralidiot]

"...treasure where?"

that toilet tank treasure trole rules her sad, pathetic life

 

[titty nigga]

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Weather permittable

 

[Agares]

I hope he opens the package, makes a drink combo with that 99 Bananas, then looks straight into the camera and calls NAL a bloody slag.

 

[RollingRock2]

Didnt cobra used to call that his "Widows peak"?

That's not a widows peak that's a devils lawk trole

Until he over shaved it

 

[Candover]

That's not a widows peak that's a devils lawk trole
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4anHCkCrpys:1834Until he over shaved it
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1mG-XZx37GA:1732

Atrocious sideburns. that was the worst part about his shaved head look.

It gave him this weird disconnected neck chinstrap abomination.

 

[GameratePTSD]

"...treasure where?"

Josh wakes up to horrific screaming. He runs into the living room; there's blood everywhere. NAL is gollum-hunched over a dismembered Shon, his little puppet face twisted in agony, combing through his machete'd remains for the hidden gold of El Dorito.