🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Amateur Shoelace Tyer said:
This stream is absolutely making my night, all this art and these call-ins have been fantastic
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Yeah man it's been a long time since I caught a live, and Seizure hasn't done one in ages.

Aside from slight technical difficulties, it was good to see folks show up in force.

The hatred for NaggingAndSagging is universal, but the love for the boy still exists.

Saw a few celeries in there and content creators like Cooler_Taste; love the mods team and miss Ballparkfranks on the hot mic.

I'm going to be more prepared next time calling in. It's hard to compete against Morrisey and these other doodts and girlecoligists with their accents.

I tried to put on a Southern accent but was thrown off when you call in, it connects ultra fast and goes straight to his Google voicemail. There was no instructions just an immediate beep so you got to come in FEROCIOUS with a script if hes doing automated calls vs. actual interactive interview.

Truthfully, he probably has to weed out some sickos that call in with insane shit, lol.

Shoutout to Virginia P.D., all the complaints and refund requests, and other great bids on the artwork in USDEE, Bogpanties, and that Mead Opus piss.

Praise Seizures Sorcery !!!
 
Boy says he out of booze already.. reviewing gatorade, showing off snipe ash arm and what looks like a new wound IMG_4048.webp
 
lebean said:
There was no instructions just an immediate beep so you got to come in FEROCIOUS with a script if hes doing automated calls vs. actual interactive interview.
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Quite a few people were perfectly committed to the bit. When it worked, it worked.
 
Haven’t watched the whole stream yet but good lord I was not expecting to come across this one:

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Poor CEO…

lebean said:
Saw a few celeries in there and content creators like Cooler_Taste; love the mods team and miss Ballparkfranks on the hot mic.
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I even saw Chauncey pop in once!
 
Umaibae said:
The internet knows too much.
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I kind of wish we could see the king get a fresh set of veneers just to see how he would paint them green and black. Hell, someone feel like firing up the dogshit that is ChatGPT and seeing what they can get?

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pooterino said:
I kind of wish we could see the king get a fresh set of veneers just to see how he would paint them green and black. Hell, someone feel like firing up the dogshit that is ChatGPT and seeing what they can get?

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Do you think they'd engrave "O Z Z Y" on the 4 upper incisors? That would make for a dank denture grill.
 
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Digging this up because its related and I'm still mad it got 20 something nigrates but wasn't highlighted:

myhairisonfire said:
Things to look forward to in the upcoming denture arc:
  • Coloring on the dentures with green and black sharpie
  • Supergluing vampire fangs to the canines
  • New and exciting speech impediments
  • Puffing up his cheeks real big like Topsy
  • Drunkenly spitting his dentures out while talking at the camera
  • Continued gum disease from poor denture care
  • Inevitably losing his dentures and attempting to go without them
  • Amuse-bouche sized food hacks
  • Big toothy smiles with perfect, straight, pearly white teeth.
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Umaibae said:
I’m in America and used DoorDash for the first time. The prices are astronomical. Jord does this multiple times a day. The boy truly is wild.
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Unless it's something that's frequently delivered (e.g. pizza), it's going to cost a fortune.

The worst markups are on fast food...a lot of this is driven by the restaurant itself. They don't want to completely lose the business but also don't want to deal with the added complexity and problems it brings.

A lot delivery places outsourced their delivery function to companies like DoorDash because it shields them from liability. If a DoorDash driver gets in an accident, DoorDash gets sued and not the restaurant (vs. a delivery driver employed by the restaurant itself).
 
Agamemnon Busmalis said:
Unless it's something that's frequently delivered (e.g. pizza), it's going to cost a fortune.

The worst markups are on fast food...a lot of this is driven by the restaurant itself. They don't want to completely lose the business but also don't want to deal with the added complexity and problems it brings.

A lot delivery places outsourced their delivery function to companies like DoorDash because it shields them from liability. If a DoorDash driver gets in an accident, DoorDash gets sued and not the restaurant (vs. a delivery driver employed by the restaurant itself).
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Any insights on how all these restaurant pop-ups can operate without a health code license or actual restaurateur permit when cooking from their homes?

Pretty sure Cobra has ordered burgers from random places without a storefront; someone like Walt or Angie assembling a burger and Door Dash delivering it from "Casper Dank Burgerz Co.". 😆
 
lebean said:
Any insights on how all these restaurant pop-ups can operate without a health code license or actual restaurateur permit when cooking from their homes?

Pretty sure Cobra has ordered burgers from random places without a storefront; someone like Walt or Angie assembling a burger and Door Dash delivering it from "Casper Dank Burgerz Co.". 😆
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imagine if josh had one of those when the health inspector would come to visit he would be like "dude your being to neurotic about this, the kitchen is way too clean"
 
Agamemnon Busmalis said:
Unless it's something that's frequently delivered (e.g. pizza), it's going to cost a fortune.

The worst markups are on fast food...a lot of this is driven by the restaurant itself. They don't want to completely lose the business but also don't want to deal with the added complexity and problems it brings.

A lot delivery places outsourced their delivery function to companies like DoorDash because it shields them from liability. If a DoorDash driver gets in an accident, DoorDash gets sued and not the restaurant (vs. a delivery driver employed by the restaurant itself).
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It's an offensively expensive way to get food. The fees wind up costing more than the food itself Every once in a rare while I'll order food for delivery as a special treat (usually if one of the apps throws a discount code my way), and even then I feel like I'm being irresponsibly wasteful.

I'm a little fascinated by these food delivery services.
It blows my mind that people with far fewer resources than I get food delivered all the time (lolcows like Cobra, Tophia DoorDashing to the car she's living in... has Chris Chan ever talked about using these food delivery apps? They seem to be just his brand of laziness -- wasting the tugboat getting someone else to bring his Maccas to him).
And then there are the people who choose to work for them -- driving all around town in their own vehicles at their own expense -- just hoping that they don't get stiffed on a tip by someone like Jorb. We keep raising the minimum wage, yet people are flocking to these jobs where there's a good chance that they'll make less than minimum wage. It's maddening.

lebean said:
Any insights on how all these restaurant pop-ups can operate without a health code license or actual restaurateur permit when cooking from their homes?

Pretty sure Cobra has ordered burgers from random places without a storefront; someone like Walt or Angie assembling a burger and Door Dash delivering it from "Casper Dank Burgerz Co.". 😆
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They get away with it the same way that apps like Uber get around taxi regulations or companies like AirBnB get around rental and zoning laws -- they just ignore the laws that they don't like.
Silicon Valley has been thriving by finding convenient ways to help people ignore laws while calling it "innovation" for at least the past 20 years.
 
Acoustic Virgin said:
We keep raising the minimum wage, yet people are flocking to these jobs where there's a good chance that they'll make less than minimum wage. It's maddening.
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But I buuurp I git ta be my own boss brah.

Veil pulled back- A lot of people that doordash and uber are immigrants that can't otherwise find work or losers who can't hold down steady employment. That's it. The bottom line.
You get your occasional idiot college kid who hasn't yet realized the wear they're putting on their car, and the 9-to-5-er trying to find a 5-to-9 to pay his alimony, but it's almost always the first two things I mentioned.
 
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