🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I love that he wears his boots inside lol can you imagine putting on boots 4 sizes too big just to sit around on a chair all day. Jessica BOYLE said his feet reek in one of her old videos
 
I think JESSICA BOYLE said he throws up every morning, which could be from pancreatitis / liver failure 😞.
I guarantee the daily vomit is from some sort of acid reflux from the alcohol and super rich diet mixed with a neverending hangover.
Its like when my dog got into half a stick of butter and threw it up a couple hours later, but instead this reliably happens every night.
 
There is no way Josh could power through having pancreatitis. I know people who have had pancreatitis and it’s apparently as painful as kidney stones and/or child birth. You also lose weight without trying. Pancreatitis can also kill you.

Yarp. Seen pancreatitis up close: person usually can't even keep down water, much less a basic juice or even watered down electrolyte drink. They hurl up everything they take in and will roll around screaming about stomach/back/kidney pain. Even if you dose them up with some real heavy narco shit.

Then they get surgery. Or, they die. Either way it resolves!
 
There is no way Josh could power through having pancreatitis. I know people who have had pancreatitis and it’s apparently as painful as kidney stones and/or child birth. You also lose weight without trying. Pancreatitis can also kill you.
Josh Block already has pancreatitis and he just turned fucking 24. If I remember correctly he feels cramps/pains on occasion.
 
Josh Block already has pancreatitis and he just turned fucking 24. If I remember correctly he feels cramps/pains on occasion.
It's genetics. Some people are lightweights and if they become alcoholics, their organs are on borrowed time. Others can tank ludicrous amounts of booze for many years before it finally kills them.

Cobra is somewhere in the middle, IMO.
 
I think one of my favorite aspects of the cobraverse is the absolute fever dream cast of characters. From Sex pest Scrapper to literal Lord of the Rings dwarf Darfinly.
Agreed. I miss how he'd just talk to random bums on the street, that and having his old high school weirdo friends made an amazing collection of freaks with odd interactions. Now he has no one but warmload, it's pretty depressing.

When has darf or any of his still alive friends even interacted with him? I think Darf's last interaction with him was that YourFavoriteSon documentary a year ago.
 
Its a small city of around 60k people, and its actually quite beautiful. Which I never expected until I looked up the location of his old place, Ive never lived in a place where there are such clear views of the mountains.
Did a little Googling and you're right, it can be really beautiful out there.
casper.webp

Also here's an amusing article trying to sell Casper as replacement-California: 8 Reasons to Move to Casper, WY The boy did NOT make the list.
 
As a leaf who once made the trip to Wyoming to visit the Cody Firearms Museum, Wyoming can be very beautiful, and only east coast faggot city slickers would disagree. Western Montana, western Wyoming, and northern Idaho are seriously great, especially if you love camping and outdoor stuff. I wouldn't hesitate to even live in any of these areas.
 
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