🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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BallBuster II said:
Who actually drinks Everclear? I had it once in my life when I was teen, and it was mixed with Mt. Dew Livewire, and it was the most vile thing ever. Even the 150 proof version is God awful, like no one can actually enjoy drinking that swill. It must be his emergency stash for when he has absolutely no other booze.
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I had some on hand and drank it by mixing it with Coke Zero. You only have to pour a tiny amount to make a standard drink and you don't really taste it at all since it's so diluted.
 
SeizureRobot5000 said:
Clint has just about filled an entire bingo sheet of occupations held by horny old men. As a gymnast instructor, photographer, college professor, and intimacy choreographer, he's made it a point to ensure his work involves young women. The ultra tight clothes make his intentions even more obvious, beneath the veneer of his clown jobs he's perpetually chasing that whiff of sexual tension.
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This is so well put.

There's always a massive undercurrent of sleaze to Clint. Everything he does somehow ends up with him being around young barely-of-age women who are often barely (or not at all) dressed.

Clint openly adding (just) the girls whose yearbook photos he takes to Facebook is creepy. Hornily suggesting publicly on Facebook that you take photos of the college girl your retard son stalked is absurd.

HiveDull said:
This isn't the first time he's bought the sandwich platters from Albertson's. IIRC he was face-first into the sandwich/party platters from Albertson's during the 'rona. I can't remember if he was really into them beforehand, but I would believe it.
There's a picture out there, but I can't find it now of Cobes hanging out in front of a store with a bag filled with the pre-made sandwiches. He also had a hissy fit of one sandwich not having lettuce.
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I believe this is it?
 
KKWatDo said:
This is so well put.

There's always a massive undercurrent of sleaze to Clint. Everything he does somehow ends up with him being around young barely-of-age women who are often barely (or not at all) dressed.

Clint openly adding (just) the girls whose yearbook photos he takes to Facebook is creepy. Hornily suggesting publicly on Facebook that you take photos of the college girl your retard son stalked is absurd.
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making me wonder if a clint divorce arc is in the future, unlikely and i wouldn't wish that upon the boy but it probably make for some funny loops
 
KKWatDo said:
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I believe this is it?
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Unironically this pic would be a sick album art cover

Fuck The Sickos out December 3rd that's Ozzy's birthday toobz

Tracklist
1. Fuck Sickos
2. Long Live Ozzy
3. Food Hackin'
4. Of Age Goth Chicks
5. Jessica
6. Missin' U Puffers
7. Eat My Aspergers Trole
8. Drownin' in Drink Combos
9. Casper, Wyoming
10. Wendy's Baconator
11. (Bud) Light My Fire
12. Sasha
 
So is he taking/filling wand requests?

'Cause I really want to buy one. For actual magic purposes (don't ask why I need to harness energy of the 'farms).
 
Eventide said:
So is he taking/filling wand requests?

'Cause I really want to buy one. For actual magic purposes (don't ask why I need to harness energy of the 'farms).
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those days are long gone. the only time he sells wands is when hes like negative 400 in the bank and theres always some sperg willing to drop that much.
 
Epikusername4 said:
making me wonder if a clint divorce arc is in the future, unlikely and i wouldn't wish that upon the boy but it probably make for some funny loops
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Clint is 100% a sex pest (most Male Feminist are) i think someone mentioned it but back in the day he had a disturbing amount of high school girls (no boys) on his friends list.

When Josh asked Clint to put him through college Clint said "I'm not gonna pay for you to get drunk and fuck college sluts" while working at a college mind you.

All his weird liberal arts that he is apart of are most if not all sexual in nature, i think he's as bad as his son if not worse.

If you have a decent father in your life make sure you tell him you appreciate him for not trying anything with your ex-crushes.
 
Clint being a "male feminist" sex pest kinda retcons the "knocked up a tarded lady" thing to pretty much become cosmic karma. Cobes is the universe's "gift" to Clint for his hubris :really:
 
Judy's Baked Apple Pies said:
Unironically this pic would be a sick album art cover

Fuck The Sickos out December 3rd that's Ozzy's birthday toobz

Tracklist
1. Fuck Sickos
2. Long Live Ozzy
3. Food Hackin'
4. Of Age Goth Chicks
5. Jessica
6. Missin' U Puffers
7. Eat My Aspergers Trole
8. Drownin' in Drink Combos
9. Casper, Wyoming
10. Wendy's Baconator
11. (Bud) Light My Fire
12. Sasha
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13. Fuck Bitesize Cobra Vids Part 7
 
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