🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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qwerty2116uiop said:
Does cobes even have taste buds anymore? There's 20 or more distinct flavors in between the ramen, the meats, the bbq sauces. How can he truly believe this slop tastes good?
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That is the beauty of his ODD. Schrodinger's tastebuds. Is he eating it because he likes it or is he eating it to "own the trolls" who say his cooking sucks?
Remember this man ate a can of cat food to flex on the trolls. He will torture himself to prove some kind of "point" that only makes sense in his head. That's his whole deal.

He ate a lot of the ramen on camera. So I think he can at least tolerate it. Its honestly a bit more tame than some of his other creations.
 
He was munching on some noodle bowl for DAYS when (I think) couch Chris was over. Noodles even a couple of hours old get really really gross. He truly is a specimen.
 
qwerty2116uiop said:
Does cobes even have taste buds anymore? There's 20 or more distinct flavors in between the ramen, the meats, the bbq sauces. How can he truly believe this slop tastes good?
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I'd say he doesn't but there's a lot of food hacks he eats completely. Usually those are the Doordash ones, but those are still absolute clusterfucks with all the ingredients on them. For god's sake, he even ate that abomination of a pizza with extra cheese, extra bacon, onions and anchovies like it was a fine gourmet meal. Maybe it's autism, or maybe all his tobacco use completely obliterated the BOY's taste buds.
 
FreakyFred said:
I haven't seen the liquid smoke come out in a while. When was the last time he used it?
It would be interesting to see a full timeline of his autistic food fixations and how they shift over the years. Spam and prosciutto seem to be his big focus right now. There are some things that will always be mainstays, like the franks' redhot, doritos, horseradish, and bacon bits. Those will never go anywhere.
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You know, that wouldn't be a bad gimmick for a video or stream.
 
FreakyFred said:
That is the beauty of his ODD. Schrodinger's tastebuds. Is he eating it because he likes it or is he eating it to "own the trolls" who say his cooking sucks?
Remember this man ate a can of cat food to flex on the trolls. He will torture himself to prove some kind of "point" that only makes sense in his head. That's his whole deal.

He ate a lot of the ramen on camera. So I think he can at least tolerate it. Its honestly a bit more tame than some of his other creations.
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"Self-inflicted punishment to atone for past sins. He's setting an example."
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FreakyFred said:
That is the beauty of his ODD. Schrodinger's tastebuds. Is he eating it because he likes it or is he eating it to "own the trolls" who say his cooking sucks?
Remember this man ate a can of cat food to flex on the trolls. He will torture himself to prove some kind of "point" that only makes sense in his head. That's his whole deal.

He ate a lot of the ramen on camera. So I think he can at least tolerate it. Its honestly a bit more tame than some of his other creations.
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He's said many times years ago that he needs to make crazy food combos because people want to watch that. He's absolutely right in that aspect. But really it's got to be a combination of all those things.

His taste buds MUST be absolutely fucked at this point from the years of abusing them. They might not have started that way, but they are now.

I'm sure he also thinks it is cool or manly to eat crazy things. And then you have the ever present retard logic of eating everything his trolls send him to prove that it doesn't bother him.

It's truly remarkable how insightful he can be at times, while doesn't learn a god damn thing, even from himself. Sticking up for himself and calling out NAL's abuse was the only time he behaved like a real person and not some kind of fucked up cartoon character.
 
Jesus, between watching old Seizure videos and reading/seeing how far down the rabbit hole our Boy has gone, I'm honestly a little bit sad.He's not even an "outsider artist" anymore, he's just... slowly dying. Alone and in his self-imposed crypt.
 
California King said:
Jesus, between watching old Seizure videos and reading/seeing how far down the rabbit hole our Boy has gone, I'm honestly a little bit sad.He's not even an "outsider artist" anymore, he's just... slowly dying. Alone and in his self-imposed crypt.
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Josh had potential to be an interesting American Folkart Figure. I guess he alreadybisbti some degree...
He's an outsider living on the outskirts doing his own thing. He lived how he wanted,dressed how he wanted, spent the day as he pleased He was free on that bike.
If only he didnt fry himself with the duster, it really hurts me seeing how much he retarded himself (I mean that with love dude). Its shocking.
If he stuck with the wands, maybe watched some videos or read up on how to use other tools Im sure he couldve made some more interestingly detailed pieces.
Wands with celtic knots, Walking sticks maybe with a drangon head or snakes coiling around the length of one
. If he had a drill our boy could even be making some funky smoking pipes! Couldnt you see him eyebrows up grinning holding up a mean looking skull pipe he made?
I really do hope he finds some more inspiration to something besides rot. I know he still has some potential to design something only he could design.
 
Tequila Katie said:
Josh had potential to be an interesting American Folkart Figure. I guess he alreadybisbti some degree...
He's an outsider living on the outskirts doing his own thing. He lived how he wanted,dressed how he wanted, spent the day as he pleased He was free on that bike.
If only he didnt fry himself with the duster, it really hurts me seeing how much he retarded himself (I mean that with love dude). Its shocking.
If he stuck with the wands, maybe watched some videos or read up on how to use other tools Im sure he couldve made some more interestingly detailed pieces.
Wands with celtic knots, Walking sticks maybe with a drangon head or snakes coiling around the length of one
. If he had a drill our boy could even be making some funky smoking pipes! Couldnt you see him eyebrows up grinning holding up a mean looking skull pipe he made?
I really do hope he finds some more inspiration to something besides rot. I know he still has some potential to design something only he could design.
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Spice, paypigs, glasstappers and alogs were the 4 horsemen of the CobraPocalypse. Spice was what really kicked off the cognitive decline, paypigs taught him to e beg and stop putting in effort, glasstappers made him wary about going live and constant harassment from a logs turned the BOY into the empty shell that he is today.
 
FreakyFred said:
I haven't seen the liquid smoke come out in a while. When was the last time he used it?
It would be interesting to see a full timeline of his autistic food fixations and how they shift over the years. Spam and prosciutto seem to be his big focus right now. There are some things that will always be mainstays, like the franks' redhot, doritos, horseradish, and bacon bits. Those will never go anywhere.
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i wanna see the eggs come back.
 
Smegward said:
i wanna see the eggs come back.
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Tard boiled egg saga was one of the funnier mini-sagas, up there with the bogritos. There's so many liquids he could hard boil eggs in that he hasn't tried yet.
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Speak of the devil. We mention food and he stuffs his face with lukewarm maple flavored spam.
 
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Ravier Xavenblood said:
Tard boiled egg saga was one of the funnier mini-sagas, up there with the bogritos. There's so many liquids he could hard boil eggs in that he hasn't tried yet.
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Speak of the devil. We mention food and he stuffs his face with lukewarm maple flavored spam.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jhUpXK-E1MY
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The maple syrup spam is actually surprisingly good. Cooked, of course. Not eating it out of the can like cranberry sauce on Thanksgiving.
You can mix it with rice or use it in breakfast recipes.
 
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