🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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FreakyFred said:
The maple syrup spam is actually surprisingly good. Cooked, of course. Not eating it out of the can like cranberry sauce on Thanksgiving.
You can mix it with rice or use it in breakfast recipes.
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That's reassuring... My FIL sent us some as a joke, and we haven't touched it. I kinda wish I had the food tolerance of the boy, but I digress
 
anliteralidiot said:
That's reassuring... My FIL sent us some as a joke, and we haven't touched it. I kinda wish I had the food tolerance of the boy, but I digress
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Cobes certainly isn't helping Spam's reputation. I recommend dicing it up into pretty small pieces and frying it in pan for like 10 minutes (medium heat or so). Then mix it into one or two cups of fresh cooked white or brown rice. Spam and rice go well together because the rice balances out the excessive saltyness of spam. It may sound like a poor man's meal (and it is) but its good.
 
i made dank ass drink combo in honor of cobra pasbt blue ribbion and mtn dew baja blast it tasted like battery acid TWU FUCK RAPE FUCK SUICIDE FUCK SICKOS i call it cobras redneck
 
Spam is good shit, but raw dogging a can is deranged wizard behavior. You always want to fry it to give it some crunch. It also gives some people mad diarrhea for reasons I've yet to figure out.
 
Cobes in the trailer home is like the later seasons of a sitcom where they change locations. It’s awkward, boring, and feels off. I thought I would grow used to it. I never have. Reddit/Jessica ruined everything. We can never go back bros :(
 
I'm pretty sure I read this exact same spam conversation in this thread a few months ago, almost post for post, down to the defense of maple syrup spam

Is the thread looping? Or am I just going fucking insane from how boring, monotonous and depressing one of my favorite cows has become?

On an unrelated note, I think Clint's a bad dad.
 
KillaSmoke said:
I'm pretty sure I read this exact same spam conversation in this thread a few months ago, almost post for post, down to the defense of maple syrup spam

Is the thread looping? Or am I just going fucking insane from how boring, monotonous and depressing one of my favorite cows has become?

On an unrelated note, I think Clint's a bad dad.
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Well, I mean what are you expecting? He has a steady living situation now without fear of eviction, the deadite witch in NAL has been banished to the bog netherrealm, He kind of knows what he can afford monthly in doordash now so he doesn't tank his account into the red too bad anymore. Right now be happy there is a new mead brewing.
 
cobra fucker said:
Spam is good shit, but raw dogging a can is deranged wizard behavior. You always want to fry it to give it some crunch. It also gives some people mad diarrhea for reasons I've yet to figure out.
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Consuming large amounts of sodium in a short stint will give you the shits. The boys got permanent hypernatremia.
 
I'm so glad the meeduh saga is getting a sequel. Boy's about to get FAT as FUCK with 5000 calories of sugar on top of the 3 grams of sodium and block of margarine a week in prochoot sandwiches or week long raman bowls. We thought the diabetic sores, poor circulation, cognitive decline, rotten mouth, weight gain and bloating were bad now? We ain't seen nothing yet toobz. We're gonna get some real Bogford Brimly shit now. TWU
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Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
I'm so glad the meeduh saga is getting a sequel. Boy's about to get FAT as FUCK with 5000 calories of sugar on top of the 3 grams of sodium and block of margarine a week in prochoot sandwiches or week long raman bowls. We thought the diabetic sores, poor circulation, cognitive decline, rotten mouth, weight gain and bloating were bad now? We ain't seen nothing yet toobz. We're gonna get some real Bogford Brimly shit now. TWU
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"[pant]Wh-[pant]What is UP-[wheeze] What is up, [gasp] toobz?
 
KillaSmoke said:
I'm pretty sure I read this exact same spam conversation in this thread a few months ago, almost post for post, down to the defense of maple syrup spam

Is the thread looping? Or am I just going fucking insane from how boring, monotonous and depressing one of my favorite cows has become?

On an unrelated note, I think Clint's a bad dad.
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Its looping, I remember cause i was a part of it. So i'll say, again, the pan fried , thin sliced tocino spam over fresh rice with a lightly fried egg (and a splash of soy sauce) is a great meal
 
KillaSmoke said:
I'm pretty sure I read this exact same spam conversation in this thread a few months ago, almost post for post, down to the defense of maple syrup spam

Is the thread looping? Or am I just going fucking insane from how boring, monotonous and depressing one of my favorite cows has become?

On an unrelated note, I think Clint's a bad dad.
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Nothing is gonna happen for a while his body is proving the ressilience of humantity. His autism shields him from anything unexpected that woould be funny or dramatic.
 
Sugriva said:
Can't wait for him to spray paint his sleep apnea machine green and black and try to get a way to feed nicotine into it. TWU.
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He would fart into it and smell his own fart through the machine and think it's fucking hilarious

and he would be right, that would be hilarious, that would be one of the funniest things he's done in a long time, I would actually pay money to see KingCobraJFS poot into his breathing machine and cough through saying "lmao beefy, toobs"
KillaSmoke said:
Is the thread looping? Or am I just going fucking insane from how boring, monotonous and depressing one of my favorite cows has become?
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Cobra is boring and depressing, looping is normal. Fuck the people who get mad and shit their pants about it. It's fun when we poke fun at each other about it, "if only there was a home where these tards were grouped together.." but it's the nature of the beast. What's the expectation here? That we have endless and nuanced conversations about his gay, luke-warm right wing grifter takes? He doesn't do anything but that, he doesn't really livestream anymore, he doesn't go out, if he did anything interesting he's smart enough now to not tell anybody about it. The best you're getting is when Campbell drops by to talk about his fake tits and eat chicken wings. We got "Retarded psycho girlfriend" this year and that was exceptionally good eating but rare.
 
i like this new brave little toaster arc its way more intresting than him talking about mens rights and double standards twu
 
A customizing the trailer saga would be fucking funny. I'm not talking his usual interior decorating, but decorating the outside. Could you imagine him painting it black and green and putting up Halloween decorations that he leaves out year-round?

"What up youtoob. So tod- SO TODAY I got a letter from the HOA saying that I need to take down my foam gravestones and the custom plywood belltower in my front yard. The HOA is starting so sound like my Youtube troles."
 
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