🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Word on the street is that Alex Tafini/BigT, the most pathetic a-log to ever grace the Cyraxverse is in the Facebook group.
 
The Bogwater Rises said:
I also love catching up and realizing I am an odd one because I like peach flavored drinks and also like real peaches. I do get they taste super artificial but I have wack tastebuds I guess.
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Whatever's in the air around Casper, WY is clearly spreading. We are getting to the point to where we may not be able to cointain it.
 
Winter said:
This clip proves he 100% got into another argument with Clint again, like that one time when it was raining while his dad was driving him around and Cobes said "Oh look it's raining liberal tears waah" and him and his dad bickered over it.

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His bodily movements are starting to resemble a neglected animatronic
 
Vinluv Handesbukia said:
My theory is that it's the understimulation of Food that gets him. He can't handle one simple nuanced flavour. He has to overwhelm it into a grey sputtering go so he doesn't get overpowered by it.
It's like if he saw a normal colour he would spaz out but if he mxied them up into a assy brown he could comprehend it.
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Or, his taste buds are fried from the alcoholism. I have a drinking problem and when I go on month long benders I can't taste anything that I eat, I just eat it because I know I need something in my body as sustenance because only consuming calories from alcohol is going to put me in an earlier grave. My 2 cents.
 
Pascal's Wagie said:
Whatever's in the air around Casper, WY is clearly spreading
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Fig said:
His bodily movements are starting to resemble a neglected animatronic
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He looks and moves like half Edgar the Bug and half Jarra from men in black
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YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
Or, his taste buds are fried from the alcoholism. I have a drinking problem and when I go on month long benders I can't taste anything that I eat, I just eat it because I know I need something in my body as sustenance because only consuming calories from alcohol is going to put me in an earlier grave. My 2 cents.
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Yeah but if that was the case he wouldn’t taste anything and would just suffice and corn puffs rice cakes and habeneros and jalapeños to feel something. He clearly still has a sweet mushy pus filled coagulation of blood vessels and nerves that was formerly was a tooth.
 
Vinluv Handesbukia said:
Yeah but if that was the case he wouldn’t taste anything and would just suffice and corn puffs rice cakes and habeneros and jalapeños to feel something. He clearly still has a sweet mushy pus filled coagulation of blood vessels and nerves that was formerly was a tooth.
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I see you point and I counter. Just from my experience I would rather eat goyslop like he does than eat that. Only reason I day that is because of your eyes. I understand I need something for satiation, and if my taste buds are scorched, even when I can't taste, I'd go for the goyslop, a steak, sushi, anything other than rice cakes. You can see that what you are ingesting should taste amazing, even if you have no taste, and ultimately you're let down, but you know from previous experience that that did and would have tasted better than rice cakes. I've eaten rice cakes before for reasons, I had taste buds then, but even now I'd much rather eat something that looks amazing like a burger or a steak than eat a rice cakes or other shit that you know is tasteless. Again, just the way I look at it, as I'm somewhat in his boat with the addiction. Unless I'm reading your post wrong, which please clarify. And I'm not being a dick, I'm just not in the best state atm.
 
YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
I see you point and I counter. Just from my experience I would rather eat goyslop like he does than eat that. Only reason I day that is because of your eyes. I understand I need something for satiation, and if my taste buds are scorched, even when I can't taste, I'd go for the goyslop, a steak, sushi, anything other than rice cakes. You can see that what you are ingesting should taste amazing, even if you have no taste, and ultimately you're let down, but you know from previous experience that that did and would have tasted better than rice cakes. I've eaten rice cakes before for reasons, I had taste buds then, but even now I'd much rather eat something that looks amazing like a burger or a steak than eat a rice cakes or other shit that you know is tasteless. Again, just the way I look at it, as I'm somewhat in his boat with the addiction. Unless I'm reading your post wrong, which please clarify. And I'm not being a dick, I'm just not in the best state atm.
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>Implying Jorp has any sense of beauty or wonder
>Implying when he has any sort of imagination left
>implying that when you ask him to describe the taste of a burger outside of “greasy” or “packed with calories” he doesn’t 404 on you
 
Vinluv Handesbukia said:
>Implying Jorp has any sense of beauty or wonder
>Implying when he has any sort of imagination left
>implying that when you ask him to describe the taste of a burger outside of “greasy” or “packed with calories” he doesn’t 404 on you
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I must retort.
>Although it's creepy, obviously he has a type when it comes to women, so he has a sense of beauty. Whether that pertains to food, idk.
>He still creates music. It's bad, but he still has an imagination. I'd argue the same with food. Although his "food hacks" are obviously not like back in the day, but still he still thinks putting random shit on a Wendy's burger is considers a "hack". It's obviously not, but he believes it is.
>I concede on this point though. He tends to just parrot random terms like cheese pull to describe food, so I have nothing on this.
 
YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
I must retort.
>Although it's creepy, obviously he has a type when it comes to women, so he has a sense of beauty. Whether that pertains to food, idk.
>He still creates music. It's bad, but he still has an imagination. I'd argue the same with food. Although his "food hacks" are obviously not like back in the day, but still he still thinks putting random shit on a Wendy's burger is considers a "hack". It's obviously not, but he believes it is.
>I concede on this point though. He tends to just parrot random terms like cheese pull to describe food, so I have nothing on this.
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>Nal,simple as.
>He mostly does this by instinct of skills he barely still musters by since his nervous system has long given up on adding dedonated wam or neuroplasticity, it’s like a decaying electricity pole after getting hit by a hydroplaned truck,with its scorned and battered wires whipping around wildly in the air but sometimes touching in the puddle of gasoline and water beneath them to temporarily complete a circuit,if but for a mere second.
>correct child. I am smart and you are dumb,I am big and you are small,enjoy prison stalker.
 
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Vinluv Handesbukia said:
>Nal,simple as.
>He mostly does this by instinct of skills he barely still musters by since his nervous system has long given up on adding dedonated wam or neuroplasticity, it’s like a decaying electricity pole after getting hit by a hydroplaned truck,with its sourced and bartered wires whipping around wildly in the air but sometimes touching in the puddle of gasoline and water beneath them.
>correct child. I am smart and you are dumb,I am big and you are small,enjoy prison stalker.
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the second point I was like what the fuck, and then you Patrick Tomlinson’d(correct person/spelling) me and I legit chuckled. I concede sir you brain is much larger than mine I will now go to jail, I will not pass GO, and I will not collect 200 dollars.
 
I'd figure the boy's rampant smoking would have fried his taste buds long before his alcoholism.

He was baby bitch boy drinking for the longest time till he finally fell off the deep end and started guzzling like a man, but he was also smoking HARD and DIRTY the entire time.

You know goddamn well he doesn't own let alone use any pipe cleaners or ream out his pipes or salt & rum/everclear de ghost them, for fuck's sake he smokes sniped butts out of them (and cigarette tobacco out of a pipe is fucking wild and gross, even when it's clean shag). That's on top of all the constant packs of actual cigs, random cigars and whatever else he's smoking, he's gotta have permanent pipe tongue going on is what I'm getting at.

He actually reminds me of an elderly pipe smoker I knew back when I got into it, dude was a drunk and a massive racist/sexist/anything'ist, and had about 3 teeth in his head, and would just sit around and drink Coors and chain smoke the biggest filthiest pipe full of straight burley 24x7.

He looked like he was ailing health 80s but he was like late 50s early 60s? Super funny guy who'd say wild ass shit and was redpilled before it was even trending online as a meme, but that pipe was absolutely filthy: he'd only clean it when it got too wet to smoke. I'd imagine Cobes is about the same when it comes to smoker hygiene.

The reason I bring that all up, is that dude couldn't taste fucking anything, and would grind pepper onto every and everything he ate (also huge globs of butter now that I think about it so that's another similarity), just comical pyramids of it. I kind of hope that if the Dark Lord can't clean up, he at least follows a similar path and ends up a weird hilarious old man.
 
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