🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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XXXG-01H said:
Pringles come in a can, trole, get banned from my thread.
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I MEANT LAY’S GOD DAAAAAMN IIIIIIIT
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mars said:
My grandfather owned a peach orchard (just for fun in retirement, never more than 250 trees) and peaches are definitely amazing straight off the tree at the peak of their ripeness. Especially the heirloom varieties that he grew that you just can't get anymore. I don't think I've eaten a single food item more than peaches in my whole life.

AFAIK Josh lived in California very briefly so he might have been able to try a ripe peach when he was a very little child? Otherwise in order to get peaches to Wyoming would require commercial picking, packing and ripening procedures that destroy the flavor.
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Was that land passed down to you?
 
So let me get this straight. The sandwich artist makes a cheeky reference to some retarded food hack he had called pepperoni dipper and this absolute shit for brains thinks they're accusing him of wearing diapers? That's a fucking irl curb your enthusiasm comedy of errors holy shit
 
Orkeosaurus said:
So let me get this straight. The sandwich artist makes a cheeky reference to some retarded food hack he had called pepperoni dipper and this absolute shit for brains thinks they're accusing him of wearing diapers? That's a fucking irl curb your enthusiasm comedy of errors holy shit
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Cobra just trolls himself so hard sometimes. It has to be one of my most favorite things about him.
 
mars said:
My grandfather owned a peach orchard (just for fun in retirement, never more than 250 trees) and peaches are definitely amazing straight off the tree at the peak of their ripeness. Especially the heirloom varieties that he grew that you just can't get anymore. I don't think I've eaten a single food item more than peaches in my whole life.
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Tiggy Skibbles said:
Was that land passed down to you?
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He gonna build a church on that land. :diddler:
DocHoliday said:
Cobra just trolls himself so hard sometimes. It has to be one of my most favorite things about him.
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He makes up his mind about things immediately and just runs with it; if he weren't so retarded it would be an admirable trait.
 
"Um hey, Ellen? About that note you left for that one order. I'm gonna have to let you go."
"What, why?!"
"He's our best customer. He spends more on one sandwich than the average person does on Subway a year. You're fired."
TMDNWU
 
Ravier Xavenblood said:
Also I googled Subway locations in Casper and there's 7 locations in Casper. 7! In a city of less than 60k people.
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Off topic Subway facts.Subway is notorious for not only being a really cheap franchise to buy into, but they will also let you put your store wherever you want, no matter how close it is to another location. I saw three of them on a military base that was maybe three miles across. I live in a town of 10K people (Casper ain't got shit on my redneck town) and we used to have three, but now we only have two.
 
cascadeplatinum said:
Is Casper Wyoming known for its humidity?
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Not to be a power level fag or anything... - I've seen a lot of questions over the years about Casper. (I suspect the user I am quoting was being cheeky and not seriously asking this question though.) I am local to the area and have been my whole life. I have known about Cobes since maybe 2012 - 2014. He actually was well known in our town seemingly before blowing up on YouTube. (I would say around the time of his first documentary was his local peak.) Upon discovering his channel, I was utterly fascinated. I have been observing his online activities since then.

If anyone wants to know anything about Casper, feel free to ask.
My opinion: It sucks here a lot because of the weather, but it's worth living here because it feels blessed with freedoms and safety that most places don't have. Like we are frozen in the 'before time' or simply 10 years behind the rest of America. The wind seems to blow over 40 mph more days than not. Although it has been nice here the last couple months. Last year was actually brutally hot, and we had a mild winter so I suspect this year will be quite hot also. After covid, A bunch of fags from Cali and Texas moved here. Ever since then it sucks a lot worse here. Felt like a 50% population boost in the last 2 or 3 years. And every one sucks at driving.
The people from the big cities drive like they are in a big city. Every one drives like its PVP. People will road rage and pull guns on each other. Me and my friends have a thing, where everytime we are about to drive some where we say "OK LETS DO SOME SAFE DRIVING!" Because its like fucking Mad Max out there and you will get hit by someone running a red light, or speeding into oncoming traffic to try and pass you and fail try to squeeze you out of your lane.

If you like Hunting and Fishing though, it's a great place. Some of the best places for hunting and fishing in the whole world are probably less than 4 hour drive from you. Also I appreciate how everyone minds their own business. Lots of meth heads, and drunk homeless people, but that isn't a problem as long as you dont live in North Casper, Felony Flats (Mckinnley area) or near the Library. We also have this weird sort of 'Florida Man' vibe going on sometimes.

Well I hope I don't sound too gay. As someone who has been an observer for a long time, I simply want to provide insight to others who follow Cobra who may have wondered about Casper. Like I said, I would be happy to answer any questions. Also fuck the reddit sickos, fuck the trolls, all the people I know IRL who follow cobes think that stuff is so gay and has really ruined a lot of content. I know there are trolls in Casper, but I am not convinced the subway guy was 100% a troll yet.
 
Tiggy Skibbles said:
Ive known a fair amount of autistic people in my life, and they all have some sort of sensory issue when it comes to food. Things cant touch on a plate, cant stand a certain texture or taste, lives unwillingly off "safe food", etc. Cobes however, eats several different textures at once with clashing flavors, with 10+ more ingredients-and NOTHING seems to be off limits. Something about that is so strange to me.
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It really just depends on the person, but seems to be more common than not. Small powerlevel, BUUUUT I’m high-functioning autistic myself and I had massive food issues growing up, but as an adult they’ve almost gone away completely.
 
cascadeplatinum said:
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Is Casper Wyoming known for its humidity? Is the shower in the trailer literally in the smoking room? Is it a terrible other option?
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Essence of cobra demon.
Jobama said:
Lazy request but does anyone have the video of Josh stabbing a Pringles Lay’s bag with his smile on it? I could have sworn that there was a Bitesize edit but I can’t for the life of me find it.
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Are you thinking of the time he's kicking his stove? It's a smile with lay's bag but he doesn't stab it.
It's in this snakebones, but I don't have the raw clip.
 
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ASeabear8952 said:
It really just depends on the person, but seems to be more common than not. Small powerlevel, BUUUUT I’m high-functioning autistic myself and I had massive food issues growing up, but as an adult they’ve almost gone away completely.
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Tiggy Skibbles said:
Ive known a fair amount of autistic people in my life, and they all have some sort of sensory issue when it comes to food. Things cant touch on a plate, cant stand a certain texture or taste, lives unwillingly off "safe food", etc. Cobes however, eats several different textures at once with clashing flavors, with 10+ more ingredients-and NOTHING seems to be off limits. Something about that is so strange to me.
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My theory is that it's the understimulation of Food that gets him. He can't handle one simple nuanced flavour. He has to overwhelm it into a grey sputtering go so he doesn't get overpowered by it.
It's like if he saw a normal colour he would spaz out but if he mxied them up into a assy brown he could comprehend it.
 
cascadeplatinum said:
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I think it might be nicotine stains and tobacco residue mixing with the poster color and dissolving it, he has had that poster forever and smoked around it constantly. Previously the room was much bigger but now with a smaller room it probably gets like a sauna in there when he camps in front of the computer smoking and chaturbating while chugging his most recent soda and beer combo.

I remember cleaning an old bathroom after someone had smoked in an apartment for a decade or so, as the steam and heat from cleaning the bathtub reached the ceiling, the nicotine and residue melted and dissolved into the condensation and started to form yellowish-brownish droplets that ran down the walls and dripped down.
 
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