🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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A drink combo and some bitching about Jessica stalking him to kick off the weekend. Was it really Jessica sending the texts, or was it a trole? We may never know.
 
mars said:
It was passed down to my parents who didn't have the time or passion for an orchard. They still have the land but the trees are all gone.
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The true American dream.
Something built from nothing, that now is nothing at all.
 
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Tiggy Skibbles said:
The true American dream.
Something built from nothing, that now is nothing at all.
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This sounds like a Faulkner quote.
 
IsaacShraeder said:
New 90 minute rant (PreserveTube)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bUKIziqDK2MHaven't watched it yet but I bet he spends like half of it looping over the subway incident
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It's about an hour of GENDUR RELAYSHONS with a short break for guitar playing and reminiscing about some stuff from his younger days before quickly going back into GENDUR RELAYSHONS.

At the very beginning he pats himself on the back for only drinking half a bottle of whiskey in one sitting instead of a entire bottle.
 
Ravier Xavenblood said:
Better not become a new American ape cryptid, BOY! The PNW has bigfoot, Florida has the Skunk Ape, Arizona has the Mogollon monster and Wyoming has the carp-lipped Boglim.
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They say the it prowls trailer parks at night when the moon is new looking for of age, alive, consenting, non-related, human females.
 
Lake Cresva Diver said:
They say the it prowls trailer parks at night when the moon is new looking for of age, alive, consenting, non-related, human females.
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Legend says it prefers of-age, alive, consenting, cisgender human females because it wants nothing to do with the females of its own species.
 
I love coming back to this thread and finding I was going to reply to someone like a week ago when I saw a post while really drunk, but was rational to go "Nah you're drunk."

I also love catching up and realizing I am an odd one because I like peach flavored drinks and also like real peaches. I do get they taste super artificial but I have wack tastebuds I guess.
 
Arv3k said:
Discovering Terrence Popp was the worst thing that ever happened to him
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It's gotten to the point these gendur relayshuns rants are just an hour of him drunkenly reciting cringy Terrance Poop catchphrases like "WEEHH!!!", "BUUUUT!!!", "SHOCKER, WANNA SNIFF IT!?!" and chuckling over and over. It's completely incomprehensible nonsense, just to piss off his liberal dad.
 
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Catboy Ranch Dressing said:
It's completely incomprehensible nonsense, just to piss off his liberal dad.
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This clip proves he 100% got into another argument with Clint again, like that one time when it was raining while his dad was driving him around and Cobes said "Oh look it's raining liberal tears waah" and him and his dad bickered over it.

 
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