🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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An automatic clown said:
So I keep looking at Cobes teeth pic out of morbid curiosity and I can't figure out what the circled thing is it. Is it the remnants of a canine ? Why does it look like there's a hole on the bottom ?
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My god, does he chew with his gums? No wonder he can't handle room temp food... Boi really needs to be sedated like an animal and taken to the dentist. This is horrendous!
And god, imagine the smell. The whole fuckin place must reek of his rotten breath
 
'Ole Dente said:
Whenever some shit happens at work with female employees having some fucking tiff I regularly look at my boss who watches Cobra and say

“this is why i love single life, facebook”

never ceases to make tense moments really funny ones and that’s how Cobra brings mirth to my difficult life. Stuff gets fucked up at work and you say “It’s the weekend dood” and other employees are like “dude it’s monday.” Makes it so much funnier.
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Cobra quotes at work when another person gets the reference is most definitely what's up.

Company CEO got us all hour-old, lukewarm burgers for employee appreciation day a while back. This guy, who was on his last week at the company, also watched Cobes and ate the thing like an apple while the bosses watched with some concern and immense fascination.
 
sort pil said:
"$27 total. That's a lot of money for a $5 footlong" funniest shit I've heard all day.
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I bet the subway trole didn't even look at the name on the order, he just saw that 27 dollar footlong and knew it could only have come from one place.
 
~ R U S T M A R E ~ said:
Boi really needs to be sedated like an animal and taken to the dentist.
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That's like pushing your car to the mechanic with no wheels or tires on. Not a whole lot they are going to do for you.

The situation with his teeth at this point, it's beyond end game. I have gone over this a few times in the thread but all his teeth are purely decoration at this point, well the ones that remain. His gums are a class 5 biohazard that would require major oral surgery in grafts to even begin to restore them. It would be months to years of treatments and dedication and it just won't happen with him. He will be completely gumming his food in a year.
 
Subway "Outlaw Sandwich" review.
This is from Christmas. He immediately starts off with talking about pepperoni dipper "the last time" he ordered Subway. (I can't find that video).
Imagine losing the job you've had for at least 6 months because you tried to write a playful note to the angry drunk retard that always orders massive custom sub sandwiches. He spregs out and gets you fired because he misreads the note and thinks your saying he wears diapers and not because of something he ordered last time you worked and had to make a retard's "add everything" sandwich. This is why you don't tap the glass.
Oh well, the silver lining is:
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BallBuster II said:
That's like pushing your car to the mechanic with no wheels or tires on. Not a whole lot they are going to do for you.

The situation with his teeth at this point, it's beyond end game. I have gone over this a few times in the thread but all his teeth are purely decoration at this point, well the ones that remain. His gums are a class 5 biohazard that would require major oral surgery in grafts to even begin to restore them. It would be months to years of treatments and dedication and it just won't happen with him. He will be completely gumming his food in a year.
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Sure, his teeth are absolutely done for. But one thing that is never spoken about enough when it comes to dentistry and dental/oral care is that the bacteria that results from lacking dental care absolutely brutalizes your internal organs and the heart especially. Just removing all his teeth and properly letting it heal would save him so much suffering and long-term health problems.

Then again Papa Nips has bigger fish to fry, like showing his diamond cutters on stage and pretending he has no duty of care for his regarded offspring.
 
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Arv3k said:
Subway "Outlaw Sandwich" review.
This is from Christmas. He immediately starts off with talking about pepperoni dipper "the last time" he ordered Subway. (I can't find that video).
Imagine losing the job you've had for at least 6 months because you tried to write a playful note to the angry drunk retard that always orders massive custom sub sandwiches. He spregs out and gets you fired because he misreads the note and thinks your saying he wears diapers and not because of something he ordered last time you worked and had to make a retard's "add everything" sandwich. This is why you don't tap the glass.
Oh well, the silver lining is:
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I love how he starts the video shitting on Subway but then can't resist gushing about how dank his sandwich is
 
twisted tea kicks ass fuck the glass tapping troles who are jealous of cobes popularity
 
Can't wait to see a video in a week's time where Josh calls out a random text trole for pissing him off. Also, does anyone else feel like there's something very cyclical about the Boy emailing corporate and trying to get a guy fired from their workplace? Time is a flat circle, 'toobs.
 
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