🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Technically, one of us could try and get a gofundme to fix his fucked up mouth. I think it’s a waste of money though, as he’d have to be put into a coma for the entire period of time you need aftercare but the possibility is out there.

I could see him shrugging it off though like any other olive branch he’s offered. Clint would refuse any money as the farms is ‘linked to suicides and tranny hate’.

Sounds like it’s time to start the timer to see how long he outlives expectations
 
Star Spangled Bogger said:
When Cobra kicks the bucket, it will our collective duty to make and consume food hacks and drink combos to keep the Ghost of the Boglim well fed and properly buzzed.
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I'm all for that but I am NOT making the king cobra.
 
'Ole Dente said:
His bacterial infection has existed for such a long time without any treatment that you'd have to start him on broad spectrum antibiotics like Clindamycin and even then, the bacteria may be lodged so deeply in the roots and torn everything apart that the antibiotics won't even get to the infection. An oral surgeon should do an x-ray to identify this and do some root canals before then.
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There's no way Clint doesn't know his Son has a mouthful of rotting teeth that will eventually kill him, normies are well aware that such rot can likely causes sepsis and other infections.
I only mention this because I swear it adds more weight to the rumor that Clint is simply waiting for Josh to die so he can move away to Ireland.
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Watching him push food around his mouth to the few solid teeth he has left while he winces in agony is rough.
 
NotreallyPutin said:
Maybe the dental decay is from the magic he casts? Maybe he's touched by Nurgle or some sort of Sumerian God of disease and felting.
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Nurgle laid claim to the BOY’s soul a long time ago. The stagnation, decay and despair Cobes lifestyle brings is Nurgle’s bread and butter. When he dies, he’ll ascend to daemonhood and get a dank clock tower dream house in the Warp.

Coincidentally the Sumerian god of disease was also called “Nergal”.
 
Cobes seems more and more to go through the transformation as seen in The Fly starring Jeff Goldblum. Soon he will need to puke on his food to make it soften up for him to suck down into his gullet
 
Whooo boy Terrance Pop content is back. If you're a 45 year old divorced incel then you should be pretty excited.
 
Cobes has had five scheduled streams across both his channels that have been in limbo all day.

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Also of note is that his main channel is demonetized as there’s no superchat option.
 
NotreallyPutin said:
Good lord.

I'm comparing him to myself and holy shit. I feel much better though.



Does the Casper air turn you into the Taobao version of the Taliban?
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He and cyraxx are the same age, I am just older then them. I think I look bad but people always am surprised when I say my age as they think I am in my 20s. But I don't see it
 
PetiteFeet said:
The one with his own cum in. I forget what else went into that, Seizure and Bitesize probably know the recipe by heart but all evidence of him making and trying it has been long buried.
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"I call thi- I CALL THIS ONE the Fapcup. Ohhhh Onlyfans, this one goes down smooth. If you like this cumshot and want to see more naughty drink combos, subscribe to my Onlyfans. You don't have to but it would be greatly preciated"
 
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Potion_Time said:
Not sure if anybody cares, but this random youtuber I watch referenced our dark lord.

I feel like I'm starting to see Cobes in the wild more often. Is the boy finally going to hit it big, build the clocktower mansion, and get the big titty gawth girl of his dreams?
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A lot of big streamers and podcasters have covered his cooking hacks, Penguin0 and LPOTL being the biggest I can think of at the moment. A fair amount of very successful streamers but not as popular covered the NAL visits, such as CinnamonToastKen, who is heavily affiliated with Pewdiepie. NAL defiantly got him much, much more normie attention tho. The fat lot of good that did him...
 
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