🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Wine, for whatever reason, seems to work it's way past his tolerance levels and gets him sloppy wasted. We've seen him downing bottles of rum and whiskey while barely seeming off his normal level but every time you see wine in a video of his he is sloppy drunk and barely able to string words together.
 
I'm assuming that he can drink the wine a lot easier, and that equals faster. You drink whiskey you are aware it's alcholic and going to fuck you up. With wine you can fill your crusty goth goblet and down it without much issue and its also double digit alcohol content.
 
Bixby Snyder said:
I'm assuming that he can drink the wine a lot easier, and that equals faster. You drink whiskey you are aware it's alcholic and going to fuck you up. With wine you can fill your crusty goth goblet and down it without much issue and its also double digit alcohol content.
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That's exactly what it is.

A barley wine with similar strength to a run-of-the mill wine will be a slow drink unless you're already drunk.
 
Cobes will drink a handle in two days which really isn't much when you consider he drinks all day but he'll polish off a bottle of wine in one sitting, thats why it blasts him so hard.
I'd like to see how he handles Port.
 
Lake Cresva Diver said:
abos are way dumber than indians, shouldn't be classified as human.
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They sound rama rama.
Bixby Snyder said:
I'm assuming that he can drink the wine a lot easier, and that equals faster. You drink whiskey you are aware it's alcholic and going to fuck you up. With wine you can fill your crusty goth goblet and down it without much issue and its also double digit alcohol content.
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Shitty sugary wine is also cheap, so he could get a lot more of it than bottom whiskey for the same price. My ex once drank two bottles of blueberry flavored wine in one night. Fucked her up pretty bad.
 
New "Food Review" eating a bunch of custom-ordered Five Guys from DoorDash.
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I love how his sleeve covers his arm tattoo so all you can see is FILTH.

THE RETURN OF THE APPLE GRIP
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The long-awaited sequel to the Burger Den Food Review.
 
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Our boy hitting the trifecta of wasting money on food. DoorDash+Fiveguys+obscene amounts of add ons
Edit: stank face spotted 🙌🏻
Edit2: copied order, local to me would be $53.36 w/ minimum tip. Holy shit he sucks with the monies.
 
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Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
Reading other people learn that boxed wine is called goon reminds me of a story an Australian guy told me.
Some mad lad left a half drank box of goon next to a grocery bag with another box, and a steak knife in it outside of a petrol station or convenience store where ever. Two abos found the first box and polished it off, then one found the bag with another box and that knife. He figured that with a knife he wouldn't have to share the second box. So the missing link just stabbed his friend to death then and there in the lot.
Which makes me surprised that an incident like that has only occurred once between the boglim and hometroon warlord.
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All we can do is hope Josh never discovers how to make swish with old whiskey barrels. makes boxed wine look high class.



 
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