🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Catboy Ranch Dressing said:
He actually keeps his refrigerator's temperature set as cold as it can possibly get, so the entire fridge is basically a freezer. He mentioned it a little while ago, I just can't remember exactly when.
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well he has one of those top freezer fridges that has a direct vent from the freezer to the fridge, so if you put things close to the vent inside the fridge it can cause them to freeze. Don't leave your beer bottles/cans too close to that vent by the way. Can cause them to explode. A lot of side-by-side ones have that too.
 
Candover said:
Cobra Fact of the Day: Josh keeps his ranch dressing in the freezer for some reason.


bacon ranch is dethawed.mp4
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At first I was like, there's no fucking way this isn't a mistake. The boglim was just being retarded and thought that "fridge" and "freezer" were interchangeable in his boglim brain.

And then I heard "The bacon ranch is dethawed".

How do I always underestimate how retarded Jorb is?
 
Catboy Ranch Dressing said:
He actually keeps his refrigerator's temperature set as cold as it can possibly get, so the entire fridge is basically a freezer. He mentioned it a little while ago, I just can't remember exactly when.
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This is actually not too retarded, though. I do this because I like my milk chilled to near brain freeze levels.
 
I guess it’s okay to damn near freeze all your food. Who doesn’t like ice chips in your milk or rock hard cheese?

It’s getting hard to watch him now. Food reviews are disgusting ASMR vids of him rolling food in his mouth, avoiding the rotting stumps of his teeth.

It’s still nice to hear him equate grease to flavor. I get a dripping burger and it’s nasty, for him it’s a positive treat to run down his arms
 
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I havent had a Five Guys burger since the beginning of covid, right before the prices went absolutely crazy, and im not gonna lie. I could slam one of those bad boys like an apple right about now...
 
Tiggy Skibbles said:
I havent had a Five Guys burger since the beginning of covid, right before the prices went absolutely crazy, and im not gonna lie. I could slam one of those bad boys like an apple right about now...
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I love me a 5 guys burger, cheese dog and cajun fries- i said to myself as he took a bite “he aint gonna like those jalapenos”- and they are pretty mild as far as hot stuff goes.. he blamed it on his taste buds not being “trained” for spicy stuff lately
 
Thesumof41is5 said:
I love me a 5 guys burger, cheese dog and cajun fries- i said to myself as he took a bite “he aint gonna like those jalapenos”- and they are pretty mild as far as hot stuff goes.. he blamed it on his taste buds not being “trained” for spicy stuff lately
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very likely they were fresh and not pickled
 
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