🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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what post apocalyptic scenarios could the BOY the boy survive.
like he could survive in a bunker being the bunker drunk being a shitty janitor
maybe if he was babysat he could survive a zombie apocalypse with only slow ones he's able survive off cat food so you could feed him the worst shit and maybe he could be taught to like cut wood or something
if it was vampire he'd be like thats goth as fuck dude and willingly become one
 
I don’t know if he’s been posted about in here before BUUUUT the Boglimification of Styxhexenhammer has sped up tenfold.

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I was watching Kino Casino earlier and they were talking about him and mentioning that he’s been talking about Ozzy lately. I had to look it up and what do you know…

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And then on his streams he’s starting to do drink combos! Let’s be real though, the BOY will always be a better magician than him.
 
ASeabear8952 said:
I don’t know if he’s been posted about in here before BUUUUT the Boglimification of Styxhexenhammer has sped up tenfold.

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I was watching Kino Casino earlier and they were talking about him and mentioning that he’s been talking about Ozzy lately. I had to look it up and what do you know…

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And then on his streams he’s starting to do drink combos! Let’s be real though, the BOY will always be a better magician than him.
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“the most regarded boglim in history vs the most regarded boglim of the modern day”
 
ASeabear8952 said:
I don’t know if he’s been posted about in here before BUUUUT the Boglimification of Styxhexenhammer has sped up tenfold.

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I was watching Kino Casino earlier and they were talking about him and mentioning that he’s been talking about Ozzy lately. I had to look it up and what do you know…

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And then on his streams he’s starting to do drink combos! Let’s be real though, the BOY will always be a better magician than him.
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“What’s up toobz”
 
ASeabear8952 said:
I don’t know if he’s been posted about in here before BUUUUT the Boglimification of Styxhexenhammer has sped up tenfold.

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I was watching Kino Casino earlier and they were talking about him and mentioning that he’s been talking about Ozzy lately. I had to look it up and what do you know…

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And then on his streams he’s starting to do drink combos! Let’s be real though, the BOY will always be a better magician than him.
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“It is what it is, toobz. Peace out.”
 
Always felt like the Surströmming video Cobra did in his first apartment back in 2019 was underrated. It's lit like a snuff video and Cobra instead of just dumping the whole can out after cracking it open actually makes a good effort to get it down. The part where he's holding it up to the camera and it accidentally spills into his rancid cum stained carpet is so hilarious.
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ASeabear8952 said:
I don’t know if he’s been posted about in here before BUUUUT the Boglimification of Styxhexenhammer has sped up tenfold.
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I was watching Kino Casino earlier and they were talking about him and mentioning that he’s been talking about Ozzy lately. I had to look it up and what do you know…
And then on his streams he’s starting to do drink combos! Let’s be real though, the BOY will always be a better magician than him.
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You will never be a wizard. You have no juand, you have no drink hacks, you have no potion time glass. You have no pie high hat. You are a mentally ill man twisted by alcohol into a mockery of the dankest magic man on the internet.
Left: a TRUE AND HONEST goth/pirate/cowboy/wizard. Right: a delusional alcoholic wifebeating grifter POSER.
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Acceptable said:
A lot of people found out about cobra in the first place because of turkey Tom and he basically just does kiwi farms thread essay videos so it introduces a lot of people to the farms.
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Kiwi Tapes and Smokey widened his audience and made him the most mainstream he’s ever been by far. I mean fun fact the person who called the cops on him in December of 2023 and subsequently caused him to have that giant meltdown was an associate of Cow Wrangler for those that haven’t seen those posts that emerged last year.
 
I feel like the whole arc with JESSICA BOYLE probably helped as well. All I knew before the feature is that he was into hot goth chicks, and was probably desperate enough to fuck any woman. To see his lust be his own end was deliciously ironic, and the stepping stone into the swamp.
 
HOLY Hell Josh is calling for his fans to murder his trolls! Latest unhinged epic rant - he is calling to arms his 2 supporters to go out and kill his trolls literally...
 
I wish we could get a live feed of his SMS history. I can only imagine the texts being sent and received on his phone. It has to be pure distilled retardation and faggotry in both directions. I imagine there is some funny nuggets buried in there.
 
rockcockricky said:

Fuck the trolls​




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"Well I can't make any money so I'll have to go somewheres else to try to raise money for Angie and Ellen"
Josh, you know how you do a begathon fundraiser livestream every time you go in the negative or need booze? Yeah, I don't know what it has to do with raising money for Ellen to date you Angie, either...

"I don't care if her daughter dates me... I would never cuck Walt and I don't care if Ellen dates me"
Okay then...

Poor guy thinks he has 100,000 fans...

Few good quotes out of the rant:
"I'm done playing their game. It's my game, because I'm the winner. Every time they go out of their way to fuck with me, I win"
"I can't even log into gofundme to give Angie the money I wanted to give her, they're not even giving me a chance to shine"
"They think they control the narrative, but they don't, I do, I am the master of my own reality"
"Everyone just sees me as some bumbling, stupid, alcoholic, autistic retard. No one takes me seriously outside my Youtube fans."
 
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Samson Hydemanfinkelstein said:
"Well I can't make any money so I'll have to go somewheres else to try to raise money for Angie and Ellen"
Josh, you know how you do a begathon fundraiser livestream every time you go in the negative or need booze? Yeah, I don't know what it has to do with raising money for Ellen to date you Angie, either...

"I don't care if her daughter dates me... I would never cuck Walt and I don't care if Ellen dates me"
Okay then...

Poor guy thinks he has 100,000 fans...

Few good quotes out of the rant:
"I can't even log into gofundme to give Angie the money I wanted to give her, they're not even giving me a chance to shine"
"They think they control the narrative, but they don't, I do, I am the master of my own reality"
"Everyone just sees me as some bumbling, stupid, alcoholic, autistic retard. No one takes me seriously outside my Youtube fans."
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Well at least he made it clear he WOULDN’T cuck Walt- he really doesnt understand how that video could be construed as death threats or calling for violence and be taken seriously by Youtube, or that we as viewers have no idea who these trolls are.
I assume the comment section he is talking about is his facebook, which he has to realize whoever he accepts might be a troll.
Has he not changed his number through all these phones?
 
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