🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Agares said:
"You're not even the real Mr. House, doodt. Get hidden from my terminal."

"What up, Mojave wasteland. So if you're wondering why I haven't been making any radio broadcasts, it's because I dropped my Pip Boy and a super mutant stomped on it. I'm gonna need at least 200 caps to replace it".
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Shit, I want this as a mod now. Cobra Radio. Plays Ozzy in between his rants about cactus mead...
 
anliteralidiot said:
Shit, I want this as a mod now. Cobra Radio. Plays Ozzy in between his rants about cactus mead...
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Occasionally he’ll sing along, rage at inanimate objects or you’ll hear a knock at his door. And he still calls the radio “toobs” because most Fallout tech uses vacuum tubes.
 
Agares said:
Occasionally he’ll sing along, rage at inanimate objects or you’ll hear a knock at his door. And he still calls the radio “toobs” because most Fallout tech uses vacuum tubes.
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"What is up toobz, to celebrate President Tandi's birthday this year I'll be drinking what I've named 'Cobra's sting' which is Gamma Gulp Beer, a splash of rotgut, Nuka Cola Quantum and a small Radscorpion sting, all provided by Mick & Ralph's not a sponsor. This is some serious Ultra-Luxe shit buuuut I digress. "
 
anliteralidiot said:
Shit, I want this as a mod now. Cobra Radio. Plays Ozzy in between his rants about cactus mead...
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  • "As you know fellow vaulters I've been rejected by every girl I've asked out since I left the vault"
  • "I pointed my wand at the Big M.T. and convinced the think tank to give me back my brain" (it's implied he never had his brain removed because the Think Tank determined it had no value to them).
  • Special Shon & Saunders radio show.
  • Goth music 24/7, featuring Ozzy Osbourne and AC/DC
  • Story about how he came up with his famous penis symbol
  • Guest hosts: Cooltaste Lounge, Warlord's Business Propositions
 
Fishcakes said:
Josh isn't severely overweight, so parts of him swelling up like this is really bad news.
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Isn't severely overweight *yet. Boy's packing it on like he's gonna hibernate with puff for winter.
Big Nasty said:
I just checked, and it turns out 60% of the posts in this thread have been made after the subreddit got nuked a year ago. TWU
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His stuff has gotten a lot more wild since aNAL a-logged reddit trannies into deleting it too. The eviction, the gaylogging, etc. Lot more eyes on him too.
Mushroom King said:
Grim. I had a friend with feet like these from 18 Busch Lights a day and he ended up having a stroke.
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Reminds me of my late grandfather's beetus feet. Except he was 84, not 34. It's grim toobz.
Dill said:
DAFUKDAPUUSSSY.mp4
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Absolute cinema.
Agares said:
Glad I'm not the only one who remembers the pepper patch hot sauce sub-era. He always does this with condiments that he gets. There was also a time when he'd pour liquid smoke on his food hacks.
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Payne County Rust all purpose seasoning salt. (Not a sponsor.) What was that other salt and dried aromatics that he always used half a can of? I remember him saying it was from some Instagram user and it had emojis like 🐳 :eggplant: 💦 on the label. Used to see those in every food hack during the bogrito saga.
 
anliteralidiot said:
Shit, I want this as a mod now. Cobra Radio. Plays Ozzy in between his rants about cactus mead...
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"I don't fucking love Salt-Upon-Wounds get blocked from my broadcast trole. I'm not even gonna discuss it, I fucking hate sickos." *Jet inhale*

"Puff ran away, he jumped into a vat of nuclear waste... Now he's super big and goth and it's awesome but he bit my arm off. It is what it is, dood."

"WADDUP YEWTOOB I GOT SOME HOMEMADE SUGAR BOMB BLAMCO MAC AND CHEESE JET FERMENTING IN MY CLOSET HERE" *Cut to footage of a jar of liquid brahmin shit*
 
Big Nasty said:
I just checked, and it turns out 60% of the posts in this thread have been made after the subreddit got nuked a year ago. TWU
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This thread used to barely be active. It took four and half years to reach 50 pages. I think people only started following Cobra on the farms after his big meltdown and the MATI bumb.
 
Jobama said:
This thread used to barely be active. It took four and half years to reach 50 pages. I think people only started following Cobra on the farms after his big meltdown and the MATI bumb.
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Cobes had a tiny cult following until 2021 or so. It’s amazing how much shit people have archived because some of his old streams had live viewers in the double digits.

As Sam Hyde put it, he was “vlogging into the void” for the longest time.
 
Jobama said:
This thread used to barely be active. It took four and half years to reach 50 pages. I think people only started following Cobra on the farms after his big meltdown and the MATI bumb.
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I started following this thread years before i joined the Farms because the Reddit became so fucking tiresome. Like yes, it was always Reddit, but it became worse than most Reddits to the point it was removed.
 
Shoutout @SeizureRobot5000 that got me into Cobra last year when i got my new job.
I saw 90’s aesthetic videos recommended while working the overnight having no idea who josh was and just had to know why they were over an hour long and who this Josh was. I was laughing in the first minute of cobraisms, and quickly watched all of snake bones that week.
Needless to say it was all down the slippery rabbit hole after that, until i found the farms
 
Agares said:
"You're not even the real Mr. House, doodt. Get hidden from my terminal."

"What up, Mojave wasteland. So if you're wondering why I haven't been making any radio broadcasts, it's because I dropped my Pip Boy and a super mutant stomped on it. I'm gonna need at least 200 caps to replace it".
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90% of the broadcasts would be about "gendar relalations" though fuck sicko troles and all that
 
Epikusername4 said:
90% of the broadcasts would be about "gendar relalations" though fuck sicko troles and all that
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Perhaps a Tabitha Cobes:

"THIS IS THE THING OF IT WASTELAND, THE BATTLE CATTLE WILL SAY 'SUPER MUTANTS SHOULDNT DO THIS ITS UN MUTANTLIKE' BUT I SAY FUCK YOUR MUTANT STEREOTYPES"

"THIS IS KING COBRA JAY EFF ESS AND BEST FRIEND SHON, SAY HI SHON: 'ha ha, fat drunk' FUCK YOU SHON"

"ALL OF MY TROLES ARE DUMB-DUMBS AND ARE JUST JEALOUS I HAVE A 10/10 OF AGE CONSENTING CENTAUR GF"
 
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Your Landlord said:
Perhaps a Tabitha Cobes:

"THIS IS THE THING OF IT WASTELAND, THE BATTLE CATTLE WILL SAY 'SUPER MUTANTS SHOULDNT DO THIS ITS UN MUTANTLIKE' BUT I SAY FUCK YOUR MUTANT STEREOTYPES"

"THIS IS KING COBRA JAY EFF ESS AND BEST FRIEND SHON, SAY HI SHON: 'HA HA FAT DRUNK' FUCK YOU SHON"

"ALL OF MY TROLES ARE DUMB-DUMBS AND ARE JUST JEALOUS I HAVE A 10/10 OF AGE CONSENTING CENTAUR GF"
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"The Bog Mountain radio signal is back after a long absence. Listeners say the new programming is, quote, highly regarded. And its DJ smells good." - Mr. New Vegas
 
Friendly reminder to the Cobros:

Fuck the forbidden four five four:


The forbidden four to five breakdown:

It is unknown which of the following can be ignored at times:
- Don't fuck kids
- Don't fuck dead bodies
- Don't fuck your relatives
- Don't fuck animals
- Say fuck rape in general
 
somevan712 said:
Friendly reminder to the Cobros:

Fuck the forbidden four five four:
forbidden 4.mp4

The forbidden four to five breakdown:
forbidden four or five.mp4
It is unknown which of the following can be ignored at times:
- Don't fuck kids
- Don't fuck dead bodies
- Don't fuck your relatives
- Don't fuck animals
- Say fuck rape in general
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I think he means it's forbidden from 4am-5pm, like his drinking.
 
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