🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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SeizureRobot5000 said:
I can offer a couple. I'm a huge fan of his brief time spent playing the keyboard, I would have actually been excited for his albums to debut if he'd stuck with it. I wanna point out that he would often play notes (with consistency) via one hand, and toggle the pitch shifter with the other... gotta be the most motor skills he's ever displayed.
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He really is the reincarnation of Beethoven 🥹
 
Cobra is my favorite lolcow, but there's some little things he does that really pisses me off. One big pet peeve I've always had with Cobra, that I just remembered as I mixed myself a drink, is how he mixes his drink combos.

Yea it's funny all the crazy stuff he puts in them, but he never actually stirs or mixes them. He just dumps alcohol in, and then dumps the other drinks on top. This will just result in the bottom half having a shit load more alcohol and doesn't really truly mix all the ingredients.

I know he's retarded and I'm retarded for caring, but it still annoys me.
 
Whatisgoingon said:
Cobra is my favorite lolcow, but there's some little things he does that really pisses me off. One big pet peeve I've always had with Cobra, that I just remembered as I mixed myself a drink, is how he mixes his drink combos.

Yea it's funny all the crazy stuff he puts in them, but he never actually stirs or mixes them. He just dumps alcohol in, and then dumps the other drinks on top. This will just result in the bottom half having a shit load more alcohol and doesn't really truly mix all the ingredients.

I know he's retarded and I'm retarded for caring, but it still annoys me.
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my cobes pet peeve is whenever we see his gross feet
 
rockcockricky said:
Drink combo



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Agares said:
His drink combos are like 66% alcohol. That shit would be enough to get a normal person near blackout drunk in one sitting.

But for Cobra, it's just another Wednesday.
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only troles cant handle nikolais vodka... trole
 
Slim Boglim said:
He really is the reincarnation of Beethoven 🥹
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It dawned upon me way later than it should have that his Beethoven thing was just another manifestation of his obssession with Alicia. All that Beethoven talk for months because "Fur Elise" is like Alicia. Before anyone says "that's a stretch" -- sex doll Felicia is another part of this. He even flat out says by the end of the saga if he got another sex doll he'd straight up name it Alicia. He would get incredibly emotional and bawl out when doing vocal covers of "Alyssa Lies" and drunkenly snapped it wasn't about Alicia. Anything similar to her name, he is all about it.

For all the Ellen stuff, I've always been interested in just how long and obsessively deep the Alicia thing goes. It's really on a whole other level of obsession. Since it started in school and she's never been remotely part of his life unlike Ellen, there's something for it lasting as long as it has. Outcast retard obsessed with the stereotypical popular hottest girl in his grade.
 
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somevan712 said:
Looking really good M'Lord. Full head of hair the troles would be jealous of coming in nicely, toobz.

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With all the time he spent rubbing onions on his greasy dome, how tf has he never tried finasteride?

Would it count as poop touching if someone sent him some, so we could finally see the hairline coming back in nicely, toobz?

He's likely too far gone to ever have a good head of hair, but he could probably go back to being able to cope that it's just just trichoteria. Especially if he was doing minoxidil and a topical anti androgen, but we all know he doesn't have the agency for that
 
It’s rough watching videos from a year ago. Hell, the changes are pretty stark from just 6 months ago. I took a break from watching new videos and his weight gain is enough you can see it in his wrists.

I can’t tell if he reads the comments and parrots them or generally knows how fucking off he looks and acts at times.

I’m just sad he no longer goes outside and interacts with the world. YouTube permanently banning him would be for the best
 
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