🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Raxxo's Bedbugs said:
He tells stories like a child; He looks off into the distance avoiding eye contact (in this case lens contact) and just rambles as the bits of information trigger in his brain.
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Yea, he is retarded.
ibeatmywife said:
I'm pretty sure warlord lives with him now he seems to always be there or there alot of the time.
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I think so too, at the apartment he could not have warlord stay for longer than 8 days. Well, he could have but between trolls reporting him and Josh thinking his landlord watched his videos he would have been caught. At the manufactured den, that is not an issue and I could easily see Warlord mooching off Josh and staying there, except for the days Tanis shows up to make the grocery run. Which is only twice a month.
 
Why do a-lawgs use the "make that white stuff come out" story as stone-vold proof that Cobes is a sicko?
(fuck sickos)

Weren't him and the girl in the story both in school? And both in the special ed program?
 
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Muze said:
How to make the latest food hack https://youtube.com/watch?v=aWZCqbJYtqA ... TWU
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It's like he got drunk and either lost the cooking footage or just forgot to record it. Him making sure to tell us how to turn $50 worth of food into inedible slop like we care always cracks me up. Gotta flex those micawaving and cheese pulling skills I guess.
 
NoosJunki said:
That WOULD explain why he hasn't mentioned them, despite the very obvious coughing off-camera
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He is not mentioning Warlord, not because he is on the run, (he is not in Natrona County at least). He is not mentioning Warlord because Warlord is a troon and trolls non-stop harass him about Warlord. So he does not talk about him, he has stated this is the reason.
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中华人民共和国的政治 said:
I've joked before but I'm 99% sure at this point that walord has sucked cobras unwashed wiener so much that he got strep throat like that one girl, I'm not judging I'm just sayin youtoob
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If he and Warlord ever actually hooked up ,Cobes made sure he was blackout drunk just to make sure he could say he was "straight" in the morning.
 
Apparently a fan has sent Cobes a custom YouTube play button (along with a load of food, energy drinks, hats etc) for his birthday.

I hope we get a smug stream in the next few days, maybe even a NAL meltdown.

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Has Cobes really not made a RIP video for Val Killmore? He definitely knows it happened based on a post he made on his Facebook.

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Bigredfoxes said:
Apparently a fan has sent Cobes a custom YouTube play button (along with a load of food, energy drinks, hats etc) for his birthday.

I hope we get a smug stream in the next few days, maybe even a NAL meltdown.

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That's going to be signed with a sharpie and sold for $666 by the end of the year.

Blue Miaplacidus said:
He is not mentioning Warlord, not because he is on the run, (he is not in Natrona County at least). He is not mentioning Warlord because Warlord is a troon and trolls non-stop harass him about Warlord. So he does not talk about him, he has stated this is the reason.
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This isn't Warlord, right? Warlord was born in 1993.
 
anliteralidiot said:
But, like, I've seen two streamers be surprised that people hate Cobes, and plenty of people cited the "make that white stuff come out" story. And, sure: it's a gross story, buuuuut to frame it as him taking advantage of a girl is fucked up.
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Cobes has said a few fucked up stories, but he's a literal boglim brained retard. He thinks these stories make him sound cool, tough, and/or badass because he's a boglim. The majority of them are not true, but his freak haters take every single story that can be seen as negative as absolute fact, but any story that could make him look even a little good is absolutely false.

I can understand not liking Cobes, he is boring like at least 80% of the time but gives us truly amazing moments. His turbo haters are legitimately sad little people who should just go away.
 
Bigredfoxes said:
Apparently a fan has sent Cobes a custom YouTube play button
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Raxxo's Bedbugs said:
This isn't Warlord, right? Warlord was born in 1993.
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It is, Oil city news might have gotten his birthdate wrong if it is indeed wrong, but that was from the day when Warlord had to be in court. Unless another Alexander Campbell was also there on the same day, which I guess is possible.
 
The Bogwater Rises said:
I can understand not liking Cobes, he is boring like at least 80% of the time but gives us truly amazing moments. His turbo haters are legitimately sad little people who should just go away.
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It's like they hang onto every little thing that he says that could be considered "out of pocket". Man, Cobes is stuck as a 13-year old mentally, of course he's gonna say some mad shit and of course he's going to try and glorify his life and experiences, negative as they may be.

These retards have no theory of mind, no nuance to the things they register with their miniscule brains. Sure, Cobes isn't a saint, but who the fuck is? He's only really dangerous to himself, so the seething manchildren trying to fuck him over for screwing up his own life need to GTFO the Internet.

I have yet to hear a good reason for the A-logs to be doing what they're doing. Fucking faggots.
 
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