🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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charlesdickens said:
There were points in fairly recent Cobra history he grapples whether or not his own family members are troles. That's the mentality.

Cobes is internet famous. He could make a lot more money if he wasn't retarded, defiant, and (rightly so) very defensive.
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There are so many ways he could make bank, like actually having a schedule for working on wands or streaming on Kick where it's less heavily moderated, but the constant trolling drained his motivation to do anything beyond drinking, ebegging and making the same videos over and over again.
charlesdickens said:
With every new wave of "fans", there are some genuinely angry a-logging losers who make his existence even more miserable. Josh is to blame for a lot with the things he says/does and it's also just nature of any type of fame, but there are plenty of idiots dumber than Cobes that get genuinely worked up and can't process that the boy is genuinely retarded and pretty harmless. From the first real wave of Delray Misfit maniacs to Larson refugees to Girlworld/NAL to whereever they are coming in from now, there are always poop-touching losers set on ruining the fun and self-inserting in some way. They've worked an already meek and depressed retard into being a very paranoid hermit that isn't even safe in his own home.

Just looking at that Cobra Facebook group, there are some people getting really worked up over a retard doing inconsequential shit. Same with Discord, Reddit, The boglim, here, and anywhere else.
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The a-logging and weening spiraled out of control after 2022. This happens once any lolcow who responds to trolls on the regular reaches a certain level of internet infamy. It happened with CWC, it happened with Wingsofredemption and it happened to Onlyusemeblade. They all attracted obsessive losers who make it their life's mission to further ruin the life of an internet laughingstock.
 
DocHoliday said:
He will get around to it when the drink money runs out.
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That makes me wonder how often Cameo pays out people's accounts. I wonder if they do it per request or if they just do a lump sum once a month.

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Even if this is true then he'd have to wait up to 7 days to receive it, but it does say "within" so it could be same day I suppose.
 
This has nothing to do with Cobes but I was watching a geology video and Casper was featured. Casper college has the largest Columbian mammoth ever found in their museum.
 
Grandmas Cream Pie said:
I'm afraid our boy doesn't look like he's got much time left at this point. It's starting to get quite morbid and sad, really.
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The CWC parallels just keep coming. Chris' life was getting more and more morbid in the events leading up to the arrest. The last video he uploaded before the incest reveal happened featured holes in the wall (from alog manipulation) and flies in the background with the hoard on full display.

Cobes' body is a manifestation of this late stage lolcow morbidity.
 
Grandmas Cream Pie said:
I'm afraid our boy doesn't look like he's got much time left at this point. It's starting to get quite morbid and sad, really.
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It definitely is sad. Honestly, Cobes is one of the least hateable (I wouldn't say most loveable) lolcows.

Dude's not a pedo, not into loli, and his worst crimes are really that he's ugly, retarded and uglytarded.

I wish his impending end wasn't so impending.

TMDNWU
 
Agares said:
Cobes' body is a manifestation of this late stage lolcow morbidity.
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You would think so. Cobes probably has what's referred to in the medical field as a high "dude factor". These are the people that can survive for years with conditions that would kill the average person fairly quickly. An example of this would be the mentally ill homeless types that can live on the street with infections that have eaten to the bone. They get dragged into the ER for some other reason and are diagnosed with a dozen or so ailments that are horrific in nature. I think Cobes is going to bless us with his presence for years to come.
 
Molester Stallone said:
You would think so. Cobes probably has what's referred to in the medical field as a high "dude factor". These are the people that can survive for years with conditions that would kill the average person fairly quickly. An example of this would be the mentally ill homeless types that can live on the street with infections that have eaten to the bone. They get dragged into the ER for some other reason and are diagnosed with a dozen or so ailments that are horrific in nature. I think Cobes is going to bless us with his presence for years to come.
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You can't convince me that "high dude factor" isn't actually just being favored by the plaguefather Nurgle.
 
Agares said:
The CWC parallels just keep coming. Chris' life was getting more and more morbid in the events leading up to the arrest. The last video he uploaded before the incest reveal happened featured holes in the wall (from alog manipulation) and flies in the background with the hoard on full display.

Cobes' body is a manifestation of this late stage lolcow morbidity.
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Going to jail was the best thing for chris, they sorted out their life where they stream and make alot of money. Corba needs something like jail where he can get off the drink or he will die, he has his dad to always bail him out so when he got kicked out of two places he never changed what he did.
 
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