🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
In case you missed it, reupload from Bitesize 2:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FCJ5DG29As4Josh is getting back on YouToob in EIGHT SEVEN DAYS! Better drink and have a seethe-a-thon.
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An 8 day preemptive celebration is the perfect occasion to drink, but I digress. Even if the weens get his channel taken down it's good to know people like Bitesize are watching his Facebook and going skygod's work reuploading his content.
 
TMWU Cobes. Enjoy those mommy milkers.
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Can somebody help me out track down a video? All my searches on YouTube yield the dime a dozen grifter clip channels or amateur documentarians at this point.

It’s a video from back when a troll sent cobra one of those fake lottery tickets that have a winning number. Cobies checked the lottery tickets and threw it away saying he lost because he was too dumb and illiterate to read that the numbers he had matched the jackpot. The troll recorded himself showing off the fake tickets that are always a jackpot winner and cut it with Cobes checking the ticket.

It’s very funny.
 
Slim Boglim said:
Can somebody help me out track down a video?
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Yea I got you bro, this is in my archive because it's hilarious. Too stupid to realize he "won the lottery". Beautiful.

The troll cut is lost media I believe because it was only posted to reddit, although I might have it saved on a harddrive somewhere.
ETA for people who might not know:
The context is some troll sent him these tickets and posted on reddit about it afterwards. They're scam/fake/prank tickets. They're all winners for 30k/50k/200k etc. They're all guaranteed winners because they're not real. He is too stupid to realize he possibly achieved one of his life long goals. Not just once, but every single ticket. Remember that when people are accusing him of masterminding some crazy gayop.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
Yea I got you bro, this is in my archive because it's hilarious. Too stupid to realize he "won the lottery". Beautiful.

The troll cut is lost media I believe because it was only posted to reddit, although I might have it saved on a harddrive somewhere.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KHzwDCXet0s:5218ETA for people who might not know:
The context is some troll sent him these tickets and posted on reddit about it afterwards. They're scam/fake/prank tickets. They're all winners for 30k/50k/200k etc. They're all guaranteed winners because they're not real. He is too stupid to realize he possibly achieved one of his life long goals. Not just once, but every single ticket. Remember that when people are accusing him of masterminding some crazy gayop.
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Yesssss thanks one of my favorite cobra moments. God it’s so fucking funny to imagine cobra actually winning the lottery he dreams about so much and just throwing away the winning ticket cause his brain is too cooked to match two sets of numbers
 
Acoustic Virgin said:
I really don't get it. People keep telling me that "the economy is bad", but as long as there's enough money in the hands of idiots that they have enough to send Cobra booze or go on World of T-shirts' tours of NYC or buy Chris Chan's medallions, then I'd say things can't be too terrible.

What are the lives of these paypigs like? Are they so independently wealthy that that amount of money means nothing to them? Or are their lives so empty that listening to a retard mispronounce their name is the highlight of their day?
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Most people who donate to streamers are not wealthy from what I’ve seen. There’s multiple categories. You have your occasional donator. Most people can afford to part with a couple bucks here and there once in a while no matter how poor. If you like a content creator, I don’t see the issue.

Then you have your financially irresponsible regard. There’s a ton of people who are completely uninterested in saving or interesting money. They just spend 100% of their earnings on the most random shit you can think of. Thats a lot of teens and young adults who are old enough to have some money but still too immature to spend it wisely.

The last category is your parasocial whale. They’ll go into debt to continue their imaginary “relationship” with the streamer. They may be spending like they’re wealthy but most of them aren’t. They’re just addicted to donating and the attention that they’re spending everything on it, like a crackhead that can somehow keep up with a 2k a month habit with no job. These are the people who end up on the news when they’re family begs for help with their 47 year old stay-at-home son who got into 100k of debt to pay for Twitch donos.
 
Captain Ahab said:
The last category is your parasocial whale. They’ll go into debt to continue their imaginary “relationship” with the streamer. They may be spending like they’re wealthy but most of them aren’t. They’re just addicted to donating and the attention that they’re spending everything on it, like a crackhead that can somehow keep up with a 2k a month habit with no job. These are the people who end up on the news when they’re family begs for help with their 47 year old stay-at-home son who got into 100k of debt to pay for Twitch donos.
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The same few people that give Jim like $200 superchats per stream he does never cease to baffle me.
 
Acoustic Virgin said:
I really don't get it. People keep telling me that "the economy is bad", but as long as there's enough money in the hands of idiots that they have enough to send Cobra booze or go on World of T-shirts' tours of NYC or buy Chris Chan's medallions, then I'd say things can't be too terrible.

What are the lives of these paypigs like? Are they so independently wealthy that that amount of money means nothing to them? Or are their lives so empty that listening to a retard mispronounce their name is the highlight of their day?
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It is probably best to understand the paypigs in term of a very literal addiction. They are parasocial, don't get out much, and derive most of their human contact from electronic means. Online is literally the only way they know how to interact with people and is how they stave off the loneliness.
 
> antagonize 12,000 people who fucking hate-watch you for months and months on end
> dood why do these people fuck with me seriously I don't get it I'm just minding my business telling it like it is

I don't think these people should fuck with him and it's not like they aren't texting him horrible shit but, man, you tell these people to suck your literal asshole and you fart on them. I've seen texts where he's told people to go get raped, like....what's the expectation here, they have no lives and they can dedicate their sole existence to making yours difficult, if you antagonize them they will make the effort.
 
'Ole Dente said:
> antagonize 12,000 people who fucking hate-watch you for months and months on end
> dood why do these people fuck with me seriously I don't get it I'm just minding my business telling it like it is

I don't think these people should fuck with him and it's not like they aren't texting him horrible shit but, man, you tell these people to suck your literal asshole and you fart on them. I've seen texts where he's told people to go get raped, like....what's the expectation here, they have no lives and they can dedicate their sole existence to making yours difficult, if you antagonize them they will make the effort.
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But he does fart on his troles and they should get raped.
 
'Ole Dente said:
> antagonize 12,000 people who fucking hate-watch you for months and months on end
> dood why do these people fuck with me seriously I don't get it I'm just minding my business telling it like it is
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You have to realize in his head it’s the same few trolls, and that they’re a minority of a much larger fanbase that in his mind adores him. He’s too regarded to understand that a majority of people watch him specifically because he’s funny and dumb, and not because he’s a really cool goth dewd with great advice on picking up chicks and smelling nice. Think of it from his perspective, his wands and albums constantly sell out quickly after release, e-thots are always badgering him for clout, and people sending both hateful and positive texts constantly. Combine all these things and it’s pretty easy to see how an autist could genuinely believe that he’s legitimately internet famous.
 
Buster Scruggs said:
You have to realize in his head it’s the same few trolls, and that they’re a minority of a much larger fanbase that in his mind adores him. He’s too regarded to understand that a majority of people watch him specifically because he’s funny and dumb, and not because he’s a really cool goth dewd with great advice on picking up chicks and smelling nice. Think of it from his perspective, his wands and albums constantly sell out quickly after release, e-thots are always badgering him for clout, and people sending both hateful and positive texts constantly. Combine all these things and it’s pretty easy to see how an autist could genuinely believe that he’s legitimately internet famous.
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Though it's impossible to get him to be truthful, I'm very curious as to what he honestly believes the fan/trole ratio truly is.
 
Buster Scruggs said:
You have to realize in his head it’s the same few trolls, and that they’re a minority of a much larger fanbase that in his mind adores him. He’s too regarded to understand that a majority of people watch him specifically because he’s funny and dumb, and not because he’s a really cool goth dewd with great advice on picking up chicks and smelling nice. Think of it from his perspective, his wands and albums constantly sell out quickly after release, e-thots are always badgering him for clout, and people sending both hateful and positive texts constantly. Combine all these things and it’s pretty easy to see how an autist could genuinely believe that he’s legitimately internet famous.
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It doesn't help that they all say and do the same exact stuff as each other. I think it's completely reasonable for anyone to assume it's just a few losers if you don't look into it.
 
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