🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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The transformation is almost complete...
 
SeizureRobot5000 said:
If by "magic touch" you mean "fingers covered in shit"
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I dont remember what video it was in, but on your channel you mentioned that he has/had a room full of boxes of random shit people send him, and if it isnt plug'n'play he wont bother to learn how to use it and just let it sit and rot like old latex. Honestly, I kind of love that. It feels like he's timelocked pre-2012 which gives me a very weird sense of nostalgia. Outside the fact that he is dying before our very eyes.

Huge fan btw, finding SnakeBones really brightened up my January <3
 
Archie Bunker said:
Welcome back dood. I know we’re in a severe content drought, but would you care to share any teasers for the upcoming stuff you mentioned in your community post on YT?
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Thanks friend. I lurk here a lot and usually just read what you guys have to say, as I hate the idea of imposing myself. There's only room for one youtube retard here, and it's Cobra.

In terms of immediate stuff in the pipe, after hearing Phil talk about throwing a "pizza party" as a donation goal where he just fucking eats pizza, I got stuck on the idea of him being a manager at a t-mobile store and doing the exact same thing. I attached a little clip of the vid that inspired this mess and the work in progress. In all seriousness it should be ready by the end of the week. lol wanting to do anything DSP-related is a first, unless I get inspired again this'll certainly be a one-off. After that...
-"Cobra and Conflict" (working title) podcast episode. Me and BPF have a fat list of incidents where Cobra talks about getting violent (the wrestling fight after he kept getting hit in the balls, also fighting his dad at Christmas), violent fantasies, arguments he's been in, and of course all the times he's wimped out. This will definitely take a bit longer but I'm also avoiding anything too ambitious in terms of visuals and stuff.
-After that I really want to finish animating Cobra's "a special blonde" story. It was about halfway done before I worked on a new podcast episode. It's possibly the most buttfucking insane thing Cobra has ever produced, it just badly needed a proper transcription instead of the unintelligible reading he did. The universe he created in the story is basically Cobra's version of cwcville, pure wish fulfillment. Not limited to chain-smoking goth women driving hot rods who love alternative badboys, while also beating the ever living dogshit out of their hypocrite parents until they finally see reason. I'm gonna spoiler this last bit from the story in case you want to wait but I have to finally share it somewhere:
Near the end, the main character Lizzie catches her mom passed out drunk in a chair with a cigarette in her hand. Lizzie is enraged by this because her mom is always telling her not to drink or smoke (CLINT). Lizzie shakes her mom awake, and for some fucking reason a vibrating dildo flops out of her mom's dress and sprays pussy juice all over the room. Lizzie not only beats her mom until she's unconscious, she takes a cell phone video of the battered corpse while insulting her. When Lizzie's mom regains consciousness, she acts like some kind of spell has been broken, unable to remember any of her past dark deeds. All the bruises Lizzie gave her magically disappear, and she apologizes profusely to Lizzie for mistreating her.
 

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I’m pretty sure there is a long list of shit that people attribute to Cobes that isn’t proven at all.

-He pawns shit sent to him (he’s too lazy to walk anywhere, let alone fill out forms at a pawn shop)

-Putting booze in his mead. He never mentions it far as I know and people just say he does because he needs to get drunk

-Pills from Angie and Walt

I can’t think of others off top of my head but all the time shit theorised in Reddit turns into canon. He does enough retarded shit without making stuff up
 
Bixby Snyder said:
I’m pretty sure there is a long list of shit that people attribute to Cobes that isn’t proven at all.

-He pawns shit sent to him (he’s too lazy to walk anywhere, let alone fill out forms at a pawn shop)

-Putting booze in his mead. He never mentions it far as I know and people just say he does because he needs to get drunk

-Pills from Angie and Walt

I can’t think of others off top of my head but all the time shit theorised in Reddit turns into canon. He does enough retarded shit without making stuff up
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The pawn shop shit may have been something he did in the "ride bike" era, but yeah, not now. I maintain that- even if he's not a habitual user- he's dabbled in pills. He mentioned offhand one time "Homeboy Scotty gave me a pain pill he was saving" as though he didn't understand the gravity of what he was saying. So while it's probably not something he's heavy into now, the idea he was an off and on pill-popper for a while isn't that outlandish.
 
Potion_Time said:
Jesus Christ the amount of plastic jug vodka in that drink is horrifying.

He might as well just skip the Dr Pepper and start drinking straight from the jug.
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When you stop mixing or chasing, you're faced with reality.

PL
Source: handle of Skol per night for over 3 years... before facing reality.
 
Nana Feeder 9k said:
I genuinely don't understand paypiggery, because also like Cobes, the people doing it appear to have little to gain from it, and certainly never instigate anything funny or interesting as a result of it. The entire gimmick is literally simply giving a retarded person money, and watching them accept it with what amounts to "About time you paid up..." At the risk of glasstapping I've actually asked some of those people what compels them to pay at all, much less in the amounts and with the frequency they do. All seem fairly embarrassed about it, but none ever have an explanation for why they do it.
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I really don't get it. People keep telling me that "the economy is bad", but as long as there's enough money in the hands of idiots that they have enough to send Cobra booze or go on World of T-shirts' tours of NYC or buy Chris Chan's medallions, then I'd say things can't be too terrible.

What are the lives of these paypigs like? Are they so independently wealthy that that amount of money means nothing to them? Or are their lives so empty that listening to a retard mispronounce their name is the highlight of their day?
 
Acoustic Virgin said:
I really don't get it. People keep telling me that "the economy is bad", but as long as there's enough money in the hands of idiots that they have enough to send Cobra booze or go on World of T-shirts' tours of NYC or buy Chris Chan's medallions, then I'd say things can't be too terrible.

What are the lives of these paypigs like? Are they so independently wealthy that that amount of money means nothing to them? Or are their lives so empty that listening to a retard mispronounce their name is the highlight of their day?
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I'd estimate a lot are like furries, where barring the odd loaded IT dork here and there they're simply white trash who blows the little money they do get on nonsense.
 
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