I legit can't tell if this is parody or not. If you want, you can say you were joking and I'd believe you. I may have told this story before, but some Casper local reached out to me once that had been offering equipment to him in person. Several times he'd see Cobra on the street, give him a ride and pitch setting everything up for him. Cobra would go "hell yeah" and talk about setting it up later, but it was just his roundabout way of refusing. Call it ODD or whatever you want, when Cobra is asked to do something, he will do the opposite; if anything being sent that stuff actually strengthens his resolve to never use it.
