🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

I'm not trying to rub it in for Cobes, but if he can get a chaperone to get him to the airport on time and power through his fear of flying, he can get in touch with his roots and enjoy the incredible things happening in Bri'ish KFCs right now.

 

[somevan]

Food review https://youtube.com/watch?v=SHbMjcRaIug ... TWU

What the of-age goth girl sees:

 

[Love Is Blue]

What the of-age goth girl sees:
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cobes egg/pear/lightbulb head will always make me smile

 

[Captain Ahab]

I don’t mind glass tapping when the cow is in a death spiral into irrelevance. The content has been dead for a while.

 

[Average CEO Respecter]

I'm not trying to rub it in for Cobes, but if he can get a chaperone to get him to the airport on time and power through his fear of flying, he can get in touch with his roots and enjoy the incredible things happening in Bri'ish KFCs right now.
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He doesn't even know the glory that is the Wicked Variety bucket mate. He hasn't experienced the true glory of KFC at all and it pains me more than his teeth pain him

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I don’t mind glass tapping when the cow is in a death spiral into irrelevance. The content has been dead for a while.

I wonder why the content is dead. Surely it's not because people interacting with the cow keep him flush in booze money, substances, and doordash so he never even has to leave the house. It's definitely not because of alogs and trolls getting him banned from grocery stores, bars, soda shops, and smoke shops or bombarding his elderly friend's home with phone calls while he's there. He doesn't stream anymore but it definitely has nothing to do with grinder dates, police, ambulance, animal control, and 9 billion door dash drivers pounding on the door.

I mean you serious? The content is dead because glass tapping faggots killed it. Strangled it in the crib actually.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I'm not trying to rub it in for Cobes, but if he can get a chaperone to get him to the airport on time and power through his fear of flying, he can get in touch with his roots and enjoy the incredible things happening in Bri'ish KFCs right now.
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The UK menu looks like it was designed by a Goth cowboy from Hell. Even has food hacked burgers.

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

I just saw Dominos has some new promotion thats driving employees to quit lmao, for some set price you can get unlimited toppings . My first thought was King Cobra putting that Casper Dominos out of business

 

[Crunkle]

The UK menu looks like it was designed by a Goth cowboy from Hell. Even has food hacked burgers.

That's because KFC is mostly aimed towards cities which are heavily Muslim. Seriously, if you go to a KFC in a UK city it is almost all Muslims.

 

[somevan]

I just saw Dominos has some new promotion thats driving employees to quit lmao, for some set price you can get unlimited toppings . My first thought was King Cobra putting that Casper Dominos out of business

I imagine this would be Cobra's experience:



"What do you mean I can't add 11 toppings???????"
"I'M SICK OF IIIIIIIIT"
"Add 6 more Garlic Dipping Cups"

> Somehow, the order totals $42, and he still tips $0 to the driver.

"This is a laaarge, alfredo sauce, cheese, extra bacon, ham, beef, jalapeno pepper, banana pepper, onions, diced tomatoes, green peppers pizza from Dominos. Not a sponsor"
"We're gonna food hack this 'som a bitch' with a liiiitle bit of Doritos for some crunch factor and some extra cheese"

"One little bite for the camera. I'm not too hungry right now actuuuually. I'll be munching on this for a few days."

 

[Third Kiwi Account]

Seriously, if you go to a KFC in a UK city it is almost all Muslims.

Ftfy

 

[ASeabear8952]

Notable post from The Boglim.

 

[California King]

I imagine this would be Cobra's experience:

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"What do you mean I can't add 11 toppings???????"
"I'M SICK OF IIIIIIIIT"
"Add 6 more Garlic Dipping Cups"

> Somehow, the order totals $42, and he still tips $0 to the driver.

"This is a laaarge, alfredo sauce, cheese, extra bacon, ham, beef, jalapeno pepper, banana pepper, onions, diced tomatoes, green peppers pizza from Dominos. Not a sponsor"
"We're gonna food hack this 'som a bitch' with a liiiitle bit of Doritos for some crunch factor and some extra cheese"

"One little bite for the camera. I'm not too hungry right now actuuuually. I'll be munching on this for a few days."

He's mentioned before that he has to call them instead of order online, because the website won't allow him to add as many toppings as he does.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I imagine this would be Cobra's experience:

Or he loses his Internet connection while placing the order making him start from the beginning.

"Really? I just lost the entire pizza order I HAAAAAAD! "

 

[Crunkle]

Notable post from The Boglim.

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Clint-funded dentures in 2027 where Josh shows up to a stream with perfect pearly whites and it will be more confusing than the ending of a David Lynch movie.

 

[Fortyone]

I'm so looking forward to the "all food has to be blended and eaten through a straw" saga. Will it be this or maybe next year?

It's really starting to effect his speech too, the dude slurs every word and and "s" had been replaced with a strong "th". I imagine the pain must be unbearable, and yet the boy still doesn't brush his stumps to stop it from getting worse.

 

[RollingRock2]

"Let your teeth rot out naturally"

 

[Agares]

Notable post from The Boglim.

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Daily reminded Jessica kissed that mouth numerous times.

 

[DebussyDept]

Clint babysits him in other ways... I'm surprised he never made a dental cleaning one of the prerequisites to getting money/groceries/whatever. I guess he could have and Josh opted to starve over getting his teeth looked at.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

"Let your teeth rot out naturally"

I really truly wonder if he thinks that adult teeth are supposed to fall out like baby teeth do. Boglim's Razor suggests so.