🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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That latest Denny’s steak vid last night he’s extra sloppy- idk how a premade order qualifies as a “hack”.
Going on day 5 of the same new Terrence Popp shirt.
Surprised i didnt hear Sasha’s kennel cough in the background, she must be staying with him, i heard one cough a few videos ago.

My bingo card is starting to lean towards mouth infection or choking to death.. he takes a big ol’ cut of steak and only chews it like 3 times, clearly in pain even blasted- doesnt finish the mozz sticks.
Don’t get me started on the newest guitar “riffing” video- literally one finger playing and of course comments are off, as if he ever approves any on other videos anyway.
 
Hard R said:
youtube keeps giving us dank thumbnails
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That guitar video is amazing, and it shows something I have said about Cobes before. He has no sense of time, rhythm, tempo, anything temporal related. Its the same story in his "music" he creates, just randomly timed guitar "playing", no structure or anything even close to creative. Its not even free form either, he just has no clue what to do, but doesn't realise this, and thinks he is hot shit.
 
Sugriva said:
I've been to Cheyenne Wyoming. It's not that bad. They're right next to Denver so you can still get a lot of modern amenities.
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That is assuming a lot that isn't available to Cobra. No car and no money basically limits his world to biking distance except for special occasions (I wasn't in Caspar long enough to notice the public transit situation but, given the US and especially conservative dislike of cheap transit for poors, doubt it is very good). Denver might as be in Virginia.
 
ParasiteSteve said:
That guitar video is amazing, and it shows something I have said about Cobes before. He has no sense of time, rhythm, tempo, anything temporal related. Its the same story in his "music" he creates, just randomly timed guitar "playing", no structure or anything even close to creative. Its not even free form either, he just has no clue what to do, but doesn't realise this, and thinks he is hot shit.
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Avant Grande
 
Drama Fan said:
How generous that he's going to throw a dollar at the GFM, in the future when his album money comes in.
Ordering takeout and eating it is NOT A FOOD HACK
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That's very generous of him. That dollar could've gone towards a Hurricane or a Steelie.
 
ParasiteSteve said:
That guitar video is amazing, and it shows something I have said about Cobes before. He has no sense of time, rhythm, tempo, anything temporal related. It’s the same story in his "music" he creates, just randomly timed guitar "playing", no structure or anything even close to creative. It’s not even free form either, he just has no clue what to do, but doesn't realise this, and thinks he is hot shit.
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I have always found it interesting that Cobra has an okay grasp of barebones song writing, in that he’ll use 3/4 chord progressions. Most guitarists i’ve worked with who have significantly more talent than Cobra has don’t even understand that.

It may retarded, it may be out of time completely, the intonation may be equivalent to the sounds of a human rape but by god sir he’s figured one thing out kinda and I’ll not let you slander this good man in his quest to completely fuck it up.
 
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