🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Sammyrye said:
The AI isn't wrong. Especially about the wind. It will make you insane even being there a few days. There arnt even very good views of the mountains unless you aren't used to any mountains at all. It's run down also. Or anyway, not as clean or modern as maybe what a lot of us are used to. And I'm pretty sure there's something awful in the water there. Or. Something.
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I've been to Cheyenne Wyoming. It's not that bad. They're right next to Denver so you can still get a lot of modern amenities.
 
Sammyrye said:
The AI isn't wrong. Especially about the wind. It will make you insane even being there a few days. There arnt even very good views of the mountains unless you aren't used to any mountains at all. It's run down also. Or anyway, not as clean or modern as maybe what a lot of us are used to. And I'm pretty sure there's something awful in the water there. Or. Something.
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The AI seems to be programmed for the whole "I LOVE THE HUSTLE AND BUSTLE OF THE CITY" meme, which makes me think Casper's probably a pretty nice place to live if you don't care about MUH DIVERSE CULTURE
 
Durkadurkadurka said:
What do we think cobes smells like?
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if i had to guess its a mixture of cigarette smoke and alcohol combined with that almost sweet smell super old people get when they are at the stage of their life where they are just rotting slowly. i dont think you would notice his breath unless you got right in his face and even then i dont think it would be that bad if anything i bet its like a mixture of alcohol and garlic.
 
Tetragrammaton said:
if i had to guess its a mixture of cigarette smoke and alcohol combined with that almost sweet smell super old people get when they are at the stage of their life where they are just rotting slowly. i dont think you would notice his breath unless you got right in his face and even then i dont think it would be that bad if anything i bet its like a mixture of alcohol and garlic.
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His teeth are rotting his breath def smells rancid
 
charlesdickens said:
All those encounters were pre-rotten maw, but I doubt he smells as bad as people want him to. He rubs his clothes with the tactical soap slivers he keeps and since then they've made some cologne stick he has too. I'd definitely wash my hands if I shook it though.
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charlesdickens said:
Why create more laundry if you're not going anywhere anyway?
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Please wash your clothes and teeth and ass, Cobra definitely stinks.
 
Imagine his stench isn’t immediate. I live in a major city and walk past homeless people all the time. Like ashy motherfuckers with ringworm and stained clothes. They can smell but it’s normally of unwashed sweat (hot where I’m at).

Cobes sits in a trailer and doesn’t get up to any physical activity. His stench is probably a slow burn — like he sits on your couch and it now smells like unwashed ass. If he gets to close to talk, you might get a whiff of rotten teeth and whisky breath.

Now his shut-in trailer where he blows ropes on the floor, burns shit all the time, and just smokes all day when not intentionally spilling beer?
 
It took me 10 seconds to figure out the riff he was playing was Holy Diver.
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Holy shit.. long time lurker but i was curious what the Conquistador looked like.. is that jorbs dome? Google earth
 

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rexxon_tillerson said:
think about your life, how often at the store or in public do you smell someone? you have to be really sweaty to get a good stench going. BO alone isnt enough, you gotta get that soaked back of your shirt sweat before anyone can tell.
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I can tell an East Indian is within 5-10 ft of me just by smell alone. I wanna say Cobra is about 45% to East Indian on Stinktastic Olfactometer and that is a generous appraisal.

I just think that everyone who’s made the claim that he doesn’t smell that bad are smokers who’s olfactory senses are fucked or they’ve realized that his life is so sad that they’d feel bad kicking the guy when he’s down.

I feel for the little guy so I won’t tar and feather him too badly but sometimes you’ve just gotta call a spade, a spade; this motherfucker look stanky. Every motherfucker that has a thread here that look stanky are in fact to be found stanky objectively and that is not for no reason.
 
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