🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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rexxon_tillerson said:
think about your life, how often at the store or in public do you smell someone? you have to be really sweaty to get a good stench going. BO alone isnt enough, you gotta get that soaked back of your shirt sweat before anyone can tell.
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thats true, but we're talking about a guy who has a rotten mouth, doesnt shower for a month, and wears the same clothes the entire time. I just feel like you'd be able to smell the BOY, especially since the troles are usually standing shoulder to shoulder to get a pic. but idk man, maybe its just the cig smoke that covers it up

actually the more i think about it, the more i feel like i have smelled plenty of stinky people in public. and surely they couldnt have been anywhere near as filthy as josh
 
All those encounters were pre-rotten maw, but I doubt he smells as bad as people want him to. He rubs his clothes with the tactical soap slivers he keeps and since then they've made some cologne stick he has too. I'd definitely wash my hands if I shook it though.
 
rexxon_tillerson said:
think about your life, how often at the store or in public do you smell someone? you have to be really sweaty to get a good stench going. BO alone isnt enough, you gotta get that soaked back of your shirt sweat before anyone can tell.
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I have experienced encounters with a guy who absolutely reeked in public. It was this really decrepit guy who went to the local store every day to buy exactly one (1) beer, because that was all that he could afford. The worst was that his stench would linger in the beverage aisle after he had left.

I think his main priority in life was betting on horse racing, with drinking a close second. Eating and hygiene were non-priorites.
 
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Fortyone said:
Found this on theboglim.com

"Dumber than the average bear"

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Found a couple dank memes myself.

From The Boglim:

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From Rogue, Internet Man’s community tab:

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Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
(Has anyone in the thread tested Tactical Soap? I'm willing to if we have no record of it.)
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I remember Kiwi Tapes said once he bought Tactical Soap and he broke out in either acne or hives after using it.
 
mars said:
This is what my ChatGPT has to say about Casper Wyoming.
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The AI isn't wrong. Especially about the wind. It will make you insane even being there a few days. There arnt even very good views of the mountains unless you aren't used to any mountains at all. It's run down also. Or anyway, not as clean or modern as maybe what a lot of us are used to. And I'm pretty sure there's something awful in the water there. Or. Something.
 
Grizzlamic Bearrorism said:
thats true, but we're talking about a guy who has a rotten mouth, doesnt shower for a month, and wears the same clothes the entire time. I just feel like you'd be able to smell the BOY, especially since the troles are usually standing shoulder to shoulder to get a pic. but idk man, maybe its just the cig smoke that covers it up

actually the more i think about it, the more i feel like i have smelled plenty of stinky people in public. and surely they couldnt have been anywhere near as filthy as josh
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does he not shower for a month?
i guess that makes sense bc his hair is always greasy but for some reason i assumed he did shower at least like once a week or smth
 
bookers said:
does he not shower for a month?
i guess that makes sense bc his hair is always greasy but for some reason i assumed he did shower at least like once a week or smth
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People used to keep a log of how many days in a row would he wear a single shirt. I think it got up to the 40s sometimes. Cobes would do the classic "I have more than one ozzy shirt...no its not cum, your banned for that comment!"
 
In a totally not stunning twist of events the Wendy's discord server that was previously caught mass flagging Cobes for saying mean words(which is what brought me originally) thinks that flagging his GoFundMe should be off limits because it would be pozloading my neghole. Discord, not even once.

I'm not saying you should or shouldn't report his GFM just found it funny how they have an utter lack of consistent morals when it comes to their bullshit surrounding the Boglim
 
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Richie Richard said:
Yes, it smells just okay with no real staying power. My partner described it as, “Leave it to Josh to sell unscented tallow. He only likes it cuz it’s black.” It does make a goth mess in the shower.
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Josh likes it because of its branding. He's very much a product of rural America's concept of a manly man. Cowboys, rockstars, beefcake dad biceps, being a lady's man, guns, freedom as a vague, unsophisticated "leave me alone dad" etc. All of that soap brand's marketing is manly figures for unmanly men (Bond, Durden, Maverick).
 
ParasiteSteve said:
People used to keep a log of how many days in a row would he wear a single shirt. I think it got up to the 40s sometimes. Cobes would do the classic "I have more than one ozzy shirt...no its not cum, your banned for that comment!"
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Dunno if wearing the same clothes and showering have any correlation with him. In Josh's mind it's probably perfectly acceptable to hop out of the shower and put on a nice jizz stained shirt that hasn't been washed in a month
 
Average CEO Respecter said:
In a totally not stunning twist of events the Wendy's discord server that was previously caught mass flagging Cobes for saying mean words(which is what brought me originally) thinks that flagging his GoFundMe should be off limits because it would be pozloading my neghole. Discord, not even once.

I'm not saying you should or shouldn't report his GFM just found it funny how they have an utter lack of consistent morals when it comes to their bullshit surrounding the Boglim
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These people love to pretend to have standards but they’re the ones seething over a literal tard doing stupid things on the internet.
 
Sammyrye said:
The AI isn't wrong. Especially about the wind. It will make you insane even being there a few days. There arnt even very good views of the mountains unless you aren't used to any mountains at all. It's run down also. Or anyway, not as clean or modern as maybe what a lot of us are used to. And I'm pretty sure there's something awful in the water there. Or. Something.
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There's a real estate agent that makes Casper videos that got brigaded a while back. She seems to have taken all the comments in good humor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB4d4pgVTik

ParasiteSteve said:
People used to keep a log of how many days in a row would he wear a single shirt. I think it got up to the 40s sometimes. Cobes would do the classic "I have more than one ozzy shirt...no its not cum, your banned for that comment!"
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Why create more laundry if you're not going anywhere anyway? Seeing all your luscious locks come out in the shower drain really drives a depressing reality that can't be denied either. Easier to just skip the constant reminder that one of the most important things to your identity and ego is disappearing fast. Not defending Josh, but a depressive mind can make easy excuses to let hygiene slip.
 
Grizzlamic Bearrorism said:
Its fucking weird how many people have met him in real life and say he doesn't smell bad. I refuse to believe it, but I can think of at least 3 different people who have said that including homeboy aaron (RIP). Can it really be true, or is it people trying to stay in Josh's good graces by not talking shit about him?
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I mean what if he actually takes Bond Tactical Soap™ seriously and uses it often, it sounds impossible i know but maybe. His trailer probably smells like ashtrays and dank food hacks though.
 
C. G. B. Spender said:
I mean what if he actually takes Bond Tactical Soap™ seriously and uses it often, it sounds impossible i know but maybe. His trailer probably smells like ashtrays and dank food hacks though.
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Bond Tactical Soap also seems to have a subconscious aspect of building male-to-male relationships in his pea-brain, "bonding" if I might say, at least based on the observation that multiple men in his life (Cool Taste and Papa Nips surely, maybe Mr. Green as well) have received them as presents.
 
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